RECORD VIRGIN!


A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.


On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
" Please be gentle ----- I'm still a virgin. "

" What ? " said the puzzled groom.
" How can that be if you've been married ten times ? "

" Well, husband #1 was a sales representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "

Husband #2 was in software services.
He was never really sure how it was supposed to function,
but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services.
He said everything checked out diagnostically,
but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing.
Even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process
but wanted three years to research, implement,
and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration.
He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or
not.

Husband #7 was in marketing.
Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.


Husband #8 was a psychiatrist.
All he ever did was talk about it.


Husband #9 was a gynecologist.
All he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector.
All he ever did was ......... Gosh ! I miss him !

But now that I've married you, I'm really excited ! "

" Good, " said the lawyer, " but, why ? "

" Darling, you're a lawyer. So this time, I know I will surely get
screwed ! "