A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his
zipper is down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to
him and said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you
close your garage door?"

This is not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his
office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper
work, he suddenly notices that his zipper was not zipped up. He
zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally
understood. He then intentionally went out to ask a cup of coffee
from his secretary.

He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her
desk,he said, "When you saw garage door open did you see my jaguar
park in there?"

The secretary smiles for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All
I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tyres."