Two Hokkien peng, Ah Beng and Ah Seng, got promoted from private to
corporal.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Ah Beng says,
" Eh, Seng ah, there's the NCO Club. Let's go inside and togo. "
" But we all is plivate only mah, " protests Ah Seng.
" No, we all is copler now, " says Ah Beng, pulling him inside.

Once inside the pub, Ah Beng says, " Okay, let's order some beer and
togo! "
" But we all is plivate! " says Ah Seng.
" Piang eh, you cannot see, meh? " says Ah Beng, pointing to his
stripes.
" We all is copler now! "

After leaving the NCO club, Ah Beng and Ah Seng go to Geylang.
There, Ah Beng whistles at a hooker, but the hooker says,
" Sorry, hor. Tonight cannot because I got gonorrhea. "

Ah Beng pulls Ah Seng to the side and say, " Eh, you go and check the
dictionary and see what 'gonorrhea' means. If it's okay, give me the
okay sign. "

Ah Seng goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Ah Beng a big
thumbs-up.

Three weeks later, Ah Beng is in the hospital with a severe case of
gonorrhea.

" Ni na beh, " he scolds Ah Seng. " Why you tell me it's okay? "
" Not my fault! " says Ah Seng. " In the dictionary, it says
gonorrhea affects the privates. "

Then he points to his stripes : " But we is copler now mah ! "