A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
and moves to the First Class Section and sits down.
The flight attendant asks to see her ticket. She tells the blonde that
her ticket is for Economy Class and that she will have to leave the First
Class Section

The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal,
and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant alerts the pilot and copilot of the situation.

The copilot tells the blonde that she will have to move back to Economy
Class.

The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal,
and I'm staying right here!"

The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a
blonde. I speak 'blonde'!"

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm
sorry," and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.

The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and ask him what he said
make her move without any fuss.

The pilot smiled. "I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal."