> > A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a

> > message to her mother overseas.

> >

> > When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed:

> > "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a

> > message to my mother".

> > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect) "Anything?"

> > he asked.

> > "Yes, yes,anything" the blonde promised. Well then, just follow me"

> > said the man as he walked towards the next room.

> > The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in

> > and close the door" the man said. She did.

> > He then said "Now get on your knees". She did. "Now take

> > down my zipper".

> > She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out..." he said. She reached

> > for the cock and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused.

> > The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well.. go ahead".

> > The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it .. and while

> > holding it close to her lips, tentatively said....

> > "Hello, mum can you hear me?"