FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW IN ORDER TO LIVE A HAPPY LIFE: 

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time

to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't

lie to you. 

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be

with you. 

5. It's very, very important that these four women never meet.