>1. Tests have shown that women rate 3% higher in general intelligence

>than men, although their brain size is smaller. Most women act dumb to

>make their mates look good.

>

>2. Women are walking radar detectors, that is why men have difficulty

lying

>to women. Their brains have the ability to integrate and decipher

>verbal, visual and other signals of body language. Hence women will

>always be safe when faking an orgasm.

>

>3. Women want lots of sex with the man she loves. Men just want lots of

>sex.

>

>

>4. When men flirt, they will lower their pitch of voice. Women will

>raise theirs.

>

>

>5. Women talk and think aloud while men do them silently. As a result,

men

>think women talk too much and are nags.

>

>

>6. Women talk about their problems as a way of relieving stress. She

>wants to be heard, not fixed by being offered advice and solutions.

>

>

>7. Speech and words are not a specific brain skill for men. They find

>it hard to express themselves. That's why they often choose greeting

>cards with plenty of words inside. That way, there's less space for

>them to write.

>

>

>8. Women leave men, not because they are unhappy with what he can

>provide,but because they are emotionally unfulfilled.

>

>

>9. Women uses an average of 20,000 communication words, sounds, and

>gestures a day. Men only use about 7,000.

>

>

>

>10. So if a woman is talking to you a lot, she likes you. But if she's

>not talking, you're in trouble.

>

>

>11. Men are more thick-skined than women. Literally. Which explains why

>women have more wrinkles than men. Boys lose their sensitivity to

>touch

by

>the time they reach puberty. So where does all that sensitivity go? It

>all goes to just one area.

>

>

>12. If a woman is unhappy in her relationship, she can't concentrate on

her

>work. If a man is unhappy at work, he can't focus on his relationship.

>

>

>13. Men can only do one thing at a time. When they stop their car to

>read

a

>street directory, they have to turn down the radio. Women's brains are

>configured for multi-tasking performance. They can talk on the phone,

watch

>the TV and cook at the same time.

>

>

>14. Most men get a brain hemorrhage after 20 minutes of clothes shopping.

>

>

>15. When it comes to sex, women need a reason; men need a place.

>

>

>16. 15% to 20% of men have feminised brains. About 10% of women have

>masculinised brains. So there are more gays than lesbians in the world.

>

>

>17. Most women prefer sex with the lights off because they can't bear

>to see a man enjoying himself. Men like the lights on - so they can

>get the woman's name right.