“ Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.

" You always feel like you have to pee,

and most of the time you just stand there and nothing comes out. "

 

“ Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old.

" When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. Y

you take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day, and still, nothing comes out ! "

 

" Actually, " said the 80-year-old, " Eighty is the worst age of all. "

 

" Do you have trouble peeing, too? " asked the 60-year old.

 

" No, I pee every morning at 6:00.

I pee non-stop like a racehorse with no problem at all. "

 

" So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement ? "

 

" No, I always have one every morning at 6:30. "

 

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said,

" You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30.

So what's so bad about being 80 ? "

 

" Well, I don't wake up until 7:00 ! "