For those contemplating early retirment !

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I
was in there about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing
out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said,"Come on Man, how about
giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing
the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating
Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for
about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that
he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in
'08.

 I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
for my health.

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