The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won
again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S
ASS.
            
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of
the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
            
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
            
The Bishop fainted. He later informed the nun that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
            
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
            
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and led it to the plains where it could run wild.
            
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
            
The Bishop was buried the next day.