>, the Chinese
> ways...forget about DHL, UPS or
> even FedEx !!! Enjoy Reading.....
>
> *A family in the Southern Province of China, were
> puzzled when the
> coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the
> States. It was sent by
> one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly
> squeezed inside the
> coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened
> the lid, they found a
> letter on top; which read as follows:*
>
> Dear Cousins,
>
> I am sending Ahma body to you since it was her wish
> that she should be
> cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in
> Tung Shin. Sorry, I
> could not come along as all of my paid leaves are
> consumed.
>
> You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's body,
> 12 cans of
> *Yohmeitsu*, 10 packets of *Swiss chocolates* ! and
> packets of Chinatown
> *Lap Cheong*. Please divide these among all of you.
>
> On Ahma's feet you will find a new pair of *Nike
> Air shoes* (size 10)
> for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of *shoes *for
> Ah Mei's and Ah
> Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
>
> Ahma is wearing 6 *CK T-Shirts*. The large size is
> for Ah Bak and the
> others are for my nephews. Just distribute them
> among yourselves.
>
> The 2 new* Armani Jeans* that Ahma is wearing are
> for the boys.
>
> The *Rolex watch* that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on
> Ahma's left wrist.
>
> Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ahma is wearing the *Tiffany
> necklace*, *earrings*
> and *ring* that you asked for. Please take them.
>
> The 6 *white Polo cotton socks* that Ahma is
> wearing must be divided
> among my teenage cousins.
>
> Let me know what else you need as *Ah Kong** *is
> also not keeping well
> nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah
> Kong goes back
> too............