The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went
behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love
to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
Okay, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old times sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy but very good
idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and
having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking
sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to
the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans
against the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has
ever seen. This goes on for about 10 minutes. Finally, they both collapse
panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks
he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
policeman, still watching thinks this was truly amazing. "I've
got to ask them what their secret is."
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something
else. You must have had a fantastic sex life together. Is there
some sort of secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric
fence."