Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian  Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in  a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's  illegal?" asks the German driver

"Quattro meansa four!"  replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of  ze automobile" the Germans says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers:  ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."

"You canta  pulla thata one on me-aa!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro  meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and thereforea youarra  breaking da law!"

The German driver replies  angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz  more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian  officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy with da 2 guys in da Uno  !!"