Breaking News . . . . .

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu , George W.Bush has bombed
the Canary Islands.

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In another story...........................

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a
quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to
act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office
for a year!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers
..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."