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It was Postman JeeXiong's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
> the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
>
> When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the
> MelMel family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him
> on his way with a gift cheque for $500.
>
> At the second house ElsEls presented him fine Cuban cigars in an
> 18-carat gold box. The Sian family at the third house handed him a case of
> 30-year old Scotch whisky.
>
> At the fourth house he was met at the door by a voluptuous dumb blonde
> in very revealing lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the
> stairs to the bedroom where she absolutely blew his mind with the most
> passionate love making he had ever experienced. When he had enough
> they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a giant
> breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
> freshly-squeezed orange juice.
>
> When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
> As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from under the
> cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he
> said, "but what's the five dollars for?"
>
> "Thats for you," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband
> that today would be your last day, and that we should do something
> special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, "F**k him.
> Give him five bucks..." The breakfast was my idea."
>
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