Why I'm telling you I'll never know, but for anyone who's interested
in angst, embarrassment and/or having material with which to heckle
me for years to come, please come and see me on stage in "Mortified."

What is it? "Hailed a `cultural phenomenon' by Newsweek, Mortified
is a celebration of teen angst ripped from the pages of real life.
From the stage to the page and beyond, Mortified stars everyday
adults reading aloud their most embarrassingly real teenage diary
entries, poems, letters, lyrics and locker notes... in front of
total strangers."

Oh, yeah. It's bad.

The shows are at 8pm on November 17 & 18 (Fri/Sat) at the Make Out
Room in the Mission (3225 22nd St. between Valencia & Mission). You
can buy tickets in advance at www.virtuous.com (strongly
recommended) or at the door. I'm performing both nights.

For more info check out www.getmortified.com

~ Lara