*sigh* I wish I could see this one. :(

Makes me excited in my pants.

~mercy

--- In RollerDerbyIsSport@yahoogroups.com, "Phil Arnold" <philar_72@...> wrote:
>
> The Dallas Derby Devils will present one of their most exciting league double
headers of this season. Two undefeated teams will meet in one bout, and two
teams seeking to qualify for the final double header of the year will be seeking
a key victory.
>
> The defending champion Slaughterers will be missing some key skaters, but they
are still a strong defensive blocking team. Top jammers for the defending
champs include Keltic Kamikaze, The Pusher, and Miley Virus. The leading
blockers for the Slaughterers include The Shocker, Roll `Er Over, Ann R Key, and
Herazzis Mine.
>
> The High Seas Hotties have been the highest scoring team in the league so far
this year. Top jammers are likely to be Hot 4 Teacher, Strawberry Deathcake,
and Juicy J. This squad has a bunch of all star caliber blockers that include:
Rink Panther, Mona Bruiser, Lickity Splittail, and Cheatin' Chong.
>
> The explosive Suicide Shifters will be seeking their first win against the
Death Row Rumblers who picked up their first victory of 2009 last month in a
very close bout against the Wrecking Crew. The Death Row Rumblers' main jammers
are Postal Penny, Hockey Honey, and Heike De Skirt. Top blockers for the
Rumblers include Professor Kaos, Annie Wrecksion, Filmore Pain, and Suture
Salley.
>
> The Suicide Shifters feature Roxie La Rue, Anita Riot, and Sweet Baby Jane as
key jammers. Leading blockers include Nitro Jen, Amazon Assassin, V-Twin Vixen,
and DoS Attack!
>
> Action will take place at NYTex Sports Centre, 8851 Ice House Drive in North
Richland Hills, Texas. Doors open at 7 p.m. with the bout scheduled to start
shortly after 7:30. Ticket are $12 in advance from skaters, $13 online, and $15
at the door. For more information please visit http://www.derbydevils.com/.
>
> Slaughterers: Herazzis Mine, Flirt In A Skirt, Blue Eyed Banshee, Keltic
Kamikaze, Bo Toxin, Maniac McGee, Ann R Key, Hard Drive, The Pusher, Miley
Virus, Roll 'Er Over, The Shocker, and HomeWrecker.
>
> High Seas Hotties: Juicy J, Ultra Violence, Sera Femme, Hot 4 Teacher,
Barooski, Rink Panther, Cheatin Chong, Mona Bruiser, Bits & Pieces, Wallbager,
Strawberry Deathcake, RhonDMC, Lickity Splittail, and Sparkilla.
>
> Death Row Rumblers: Debbie Downer, Jackie Lation, Boston Massacre, Professor
Kaos, Hot Ash, Postal Penny, Hockey Honey, Gogo Ballistic, Heike DeSkirt, Desi
Deck 'Em, Filmore Pain, Annie Wrecksion, Suture Sally, Britney Fierce, and Holy
Tara.
>
> Suicide Shifters: Ally Sweet Tips, Sweet Baby Jane, Anita Riot, Selma Bodie,
Nitro Jen, Roxie LaRoo, Amazon Assassin, Helena DeStroy, Cream8er, Margot
Tickenbomb, RAMazon, V-Twin Vixen, Jamie Lee Hurtus, Ol' Dirty Basher, and DoS
Attack!
>
> Phil Arnold,
> Roller Derby Is Sport
>