One short paragraph, several great quotes:

"I graduated today...Thank you for all the beer, great times and wonderful
advice....and thanks again for all the beer."

As John said, I never saw anyone give him beer. Was he stealing it when no
one was looking?

But even better than that, he says, "Riverside will always be in my top ten
for the best group of men who throw plastic."

Fergus, you've been playing for what, a year now? And with how many other
teams besides Riverside, and we're in your 'top ten?' I guess you are
holding out room for those coed naked Scandanavian supermodel teammates in
the years to come.