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#5567 From: Robert Edwards <lancs2nj@...>
Date: Fri Apr 1, 2005 1:14 pm
Subject: Hash Directions 1034.9
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Directions to the Hopeless Hash of Floury Deception:

We return to the scene of the crime
http://www.princetonol.com/groups/phhh/archive/1006.9.txt

Yes, it's the Pennington Circle Shoprite.

Take 295 south to Rt 31 north.  At the first circle go
3/4 around then pull into the Shoprite.  Starts at the
southern edge of the parking lot, hard by the Liquor
Store.

Bring dry bags, towels, rain buckets.

2:00pm at 87 Prospect or 2:30pm at the start.

on-on
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#5566 From: "WJ Hojsak" <hojsak@...>
Date: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:08 pm
Subject: FW: [Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: Fw: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on!]]]
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#5565 From: "Benjamin Seth Elias (belias@...)" <belias@...>
Date: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:55 am
Subject: Re: Identifying "What a moron"
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Yeup, What a Moron, aka Josh Burton, is the green-shirted man with his fist shaking in the air.  Little does he know then, but that night he will have the worst stomach ache of his life (27 White Castle Burgers).

He was also on the hard kore, I forget whether the n00b named justin was there too.

 

Safety Titz.

 

----- Original Message -----

From: Alex Magoun <amagoun@...>

Date: Monday, March 28, 2005 7:23 pm

Subject: Re: [PHHH] Identifying "What a moron"

> Geezer's off by 200 hashes, Homoerotic Tick Checking has five
> syllables,Count von Count spends hours tracking down forgettable
> hashers between trips
> to the south seas... Truly, has Old Nassau's intellectual
> greatness ever been
> in fuller flower?
>
> It's certainly not Safety Tits, who might be standing between
> Prime Time
> and Paully's cousin. Given Josh Burton's consumptive pre-eminence
> at these
> events, we are certainly in august company. What kind of moron
> would go for
> the White Castle marathon record this spring?
> And why the heck hasn't Eric Knauft returned since the
> Halloween hash of
> Ought 3? Gets his picture on the PHHH page and pisses off on us.
> IHOP, do you always sleep standing up?
>
> Weipie
>
> Count von Count wrote:
>
> > I think it's the guy with the green t-shirt raising the arm in
> the following
> > picture, isn't it? Could be Josh Burton '05 or Benjamin Elias '05.
> >
> > http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/photos-people/whitecastle-2003-
> 20s.jpg> found at http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/white-castle.html
> > --Count von Count
>

#5564 From: Alex Magoun <amagoun@...>
Date: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:23 am
Subject: Re: Identifying "What a moron"
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    Geezer's off by 200 hashes, Homoerotic Tick Checking has five syllables, Count von Count spends hours tracking down forgettable hashers between trips to the south seas... Truly, has Old Nassau's intellectual greatness ever been in fuller flower?

    It's certainly not Safety Tits, who might be standing between Prime Time and Paully's cousin.  Given Josh Burton's consumptive pre-eminence at these events, we are certainly in august company.  What kind of moron would go for the White Castle marathon record this spring?
    And why the heck hasn't Eric Knauft returned since the Halloween hash of Ought 3?  Gets his picture on the PHHH page and pisses off on us.
    IHOP, do you always sleep standing up?

Weipie

Count von Count wrote:

I think it's the guy with the green t-shirt raising the arm in the following picture, isn't it? Could be Josh Burton '05 or Benjamin Elias '05.

http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/photos-people/whitecastle-2003-20s.jpg
found at http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/white-castle.html
--Count von Count


#5563 From: Count von Count <Count_von_Count@...>
Date: Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:54 pm
Subject: Identifying "What a moron"
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I think it's the guy with the green t-shirt raising the arm in the
following picture, isn't it? Could be Josh Burton '05 or Benjamin Elias
'05.

http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/photos-people/whitecastle-2003-20s.jpg
found at
http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/white-castle.html

--Count von Count


On Mar 28, 2005, at 15:31, Alex Magoun wrote:

>  Geezer,
>     Hard to believe that Croch's could muddle the few synapses still
> arcing in your cranium.  There
> ain't Josh or Justin Burton on 974.9, or 973.9, or 975.9. . . . At
> least we know where the functional cement is. . . What a moron indeed!
>     Guipee
>
>  Geezer wrote:
>  Some observations and Questions
> 1. We have (too) many Burtons. Could this one be "Josh" Burton, aka 
> What a Moron? -- misnamed?  Burton, Justin            974.9           
> 8      8
> 2

#5562 From: Caleb Howe <cshowe@...>
Date: Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:43 pm
Subject: Re: PHHH #1029.9 Hard Corps(e) XIII
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Indeed I can track down our visitor. He was last seen on hash #774.4
"THE WORST HASH OF THE SUMMER" set by Pyroman.

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>Geezer,
>    Hard to believe that Croch's could muddle the few synapses still arcing in
>your cranium.  There
>ain't Josh or Justin Burton on 974.9, or 973.9, or 975.9. . . . At least we
>know where the functional cement is. . . What a moron indeed!
>    Guipee
>
>Geezer wrote:
>
>
>
>>Some observations and Questions
>>1. We have (too) many Burtons. Could this one be "Josh" Burton, aka  What a
>>Moron? -- misnamed?  Burton, Justin            974.9            8      8
>>2. Homoerotic Tic Checking has too much time on his hands. [We'll know that
>>if he can track down Bob "Petals, His Ass!" Katrick]
>>3. The new guy actually ran with us some six??? years ago - Bob Katrick. any
>>way you techno-wonks can look him up?
>>
>>
>
>
>

#5561 From: Alex Magoun <amagoun@...>
Date: Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:31 pm
Subject: Re: PHHH #1029.9 Hard Corps(e) XIII
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Geezer,
    Hard to believe that Croch's could muddle the few synapses still arcing in your cranium.  There
ain't Josh or Justin Burton on 974.9, or 973.9, or 975.9. . . . At least we know where the functional cement is. . . What a moron indeed!
    Guipee

Geezer wrote:

Some observations and Questions
1. We have (too) many Burtons. Could this one be "Josh" Burton, aka  What a Moron? -- misnamed?  Burton, Justin            974.9            8      8
2. Homoerotic Tic Checking has too much time on his hands. [We'll know that if he can track down Bob "Petals, His Ass!" Katrick]
3. The new guy actually ran with us some six??? years ago - Bob Katrick. any way you techno-wonks can look him up?

#5560 From: "Edwards, Robert" <lancs2nj@...>
Date: Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:22 pm
Subject: FW: 8th Indochina Mekong Hash
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weepee,
 
while you're in China you could take a side trip . . .
 
solo
 
 
-----Original Message-----
From: Vientiane Hash House Harriers (VH3) [mailto:lee@...]
Sent: Monday, March 28, 2005 1:26 PM
To: lancs2nj@...
Subject: 8th Indochina Mekong Hash

Only 1 month left to take advantage of our super-early discounted registration price. On 30th April Registration prices will go back up to $78.75 instead of $56.25

 

Please click here to go to the official

8th Indochina - Mekong Hash Registration Facility

 

ON ON

 

Pommy Fag

GM (VH3)


#5559 From: "maitland jones, jr" <mjjr@...>
Date: Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:15 pm
Subject: Re: HareLine
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>If memory serves . . .
>
>#1034.9, Sun Apr 3, 2 pm 87 Prospect, Hand Solo sets
>#1035.9, Sun Apr 10, 2 pm 87 Prospect, weeIOUpee sets
>#1036.9, Sun Apr 17, 2 pm 87 Prospect, Count Von Count sets
>#1037.9, Sun Apr 24, 2 pm 87 Prospect, Geezer sets
>#1038.9, Sun May 1, 2 pm 87 Prospect, Eight syllable Homoerotic Tic Checking
>sets the Flower Power hash of Treachery and Deceipt
>#1039.9, Sun May 8, 2 pm 87 Prospect,???? sets the Mothers Day Hash
>

memory fail.

First of all ONLY the Geezer sets the flower power hash of treachery
and false hope.

and it is false hope, not deceipt.

Zaires

#5558 From: "Edwards, Robert" <lancs2nj@...>
Date: Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:02 pm
Subject: HareLine
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If memory serves . . .

#1034.9, Sun Apr 3, 2 pm 87 Prospect, Hand Solo sets
#1035.9, Sun Apr 10, 2 pm 87 Prospect, weeIOUpee sets
#1036.9, Sun Apr 17, 2 pm 87 Prospect, Count Von Count sets
#1037.9, Sun Apr 24, 2 pm 87 Prospect, Geezer sets
#1038.9, Sun May 1, 2 pm 87 Prospect, Eight syllable Homoerotic Tic Checking
sets the Flower Power hash of Treachery and Deceipt
#1039.9, Sun May 8, 2 pm 87 Prospect,???? sets the Mothers Day Hash


-----Original Message-----
From: Caleb Howe [mailto:cshowe@...]
Sent: Monday, March 28, 2005 2:23 AM
To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [PHHH] Top Hash Times



It came up today so here it is the official shortest hashes of PH3.  I
tried to do longest - but its unclear when the time is "infinity"
exactly how long that took.  Anyway the five longest are over three
hours for sure thats all you need to know.

Top Ten Shortest Hashes of PH3
10.) 3 way tie at 30 minutes between 783.4, 827.4, and 825.4
9.) 29 Minutes, 784.4 - set by Oui Pee
8.) 25 Minutes, 562.4 - set by Hey Yo Paully
7.) 25 Minutes, 645.4 - You followed Wacko? - set by Pinup
6.) 22 Minutes, 1033.9 - set by Vestigal Cement
5.) 20 Minutes, 985.9 - Oops, I Did It Again - set by Spankin' Ryan's
Privates
4.) 12 Minutes, 765.4 - set by Catch and Release    The writeup is very
unclear here - I'm not sure where to place this one
3.) 12 Minutes, 716.4 - The Phantom Marks - set by The Death Skaar
2.) About 8 Minutes, 013.0 - set by Son of Geezer
1.) 3 Minutes and 45 Seconds, 835.4 - set by Spankin' Ryan's Privates

The lesson here - we were really pathetic in the 700s and SRP must never
set again.

HTC







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#5557 From: "maitland jones, jr" <mjjr@...>
Date: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:58 pm
Subject: Re: PHHH #1029.9 Hard Corps(e) XIII
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Some observations and Questions



1. We have (too) many Burtons. Could this one be "Josh" Burton, aka
What a Moron? -- misnamed?

Burton, Justin  974.9  8 8




2. Homoerotic Tic Checking has too much time on his hands.

3. The new guy actually ran with us some six??? years ago - Bob
Katrick. any way you techno-wonks can look him up?

4. that's all, folks,

gzr

#5556 From: Caleb Howe <cshowe@...>
Date: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:23 am
Subject: Top Hash Times
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It came up today so here it is the official shortest hashes of PH3.  I
tried to do longest - but its unclear when the time is "infinity"
exactly how long that took.  Anyway the five longest are over three
hours for sure thats all you need to know.

Top Ten Shortest Hashes of PH3
10.) 3 way tie at 30 minutes between 783.4, 827.4, and 825.4
9.) 29 Minutes, 784.4 - set by Oui Pee
8.) 25 Minutes, 562.4 - set by Hey Yo Paully
7.) 25 Minutes, 645.4 - You followed Wacko? - set by Pinup
6.) 22 Minutes, 1033.9 - set by Vestigal Cement
5.) 20 Minutes, 985.9 - Oops, I Did It Again - set by Spankin' Ryan's
Privates
4.) 12 Minutes, 765.4 - set by Catch and Release    The writeup is very
unclear here - I'm not sure where to place this one
3.) 12 Minutes, 716.4 - The Phantom Marks - set by The Death Skaar
2.) About 8 Minutes, 013.0 - set by Son of Geezer
1.) 3 Minutes and 45 Seconds, 835.4 - set by Spankin' Ryan's Privates

The lesson here - we were really pathetic in the 700s and SRP must never
set again.

HTC

#5555 From: "WJ Hojsak" <hojsak@...>
Date: Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:21 pm
Subject: GOOD AVIATION WEB SITE FOR PHOTOS
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Make sure you read the three or four items and pictures on the left side
about the A6 ejection.

.This was very true..and he lived.....

The Not-so-good, the Bad & the Ugly.....

TRULY AN ASTONISHING COLLECTION OF PUCKER FACTOR PHOTOS.


http://www.micom.net/oops/

#5554 From: "WJ Hojsak" <hojsak@...>
Date: Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:06 pm
Subject: maybe
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A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband,
dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in
Boston, and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard
University President's outer office.

The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country
hicks had no business at Harvard & probably didn't even deserve to be
in Cambridge.
"We'd like to see the president," the man said softly.
"He'll be busy all day," the secretary snapped.
"We'll wait," the lady replied.

For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would
finally become discouraged and go away. They didn't, and the secretary
grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president, even
though it was a chore she always regretted.
"Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they'll leave," she said to
him!
He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his importance
obviously didn't have the time to spend with them, and he detested
gingham dresses and homespun suits cluttering up his outer office.

The president, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward the
couple.  The lady told him, "We had a son who attended Harvard for one
year. He loved Harvard. He was happy here. But about a year ago, he
was accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect a
memorial to him, somewhere on campus."

The president wasn't touched. He was shocked.
"Madam," he said, gruffly,"we can't put up a statue for every person
who attended Harvard and died.  If we did, this place would look like
a cemetery."
"Oh, no," the lady explained quickly. "We don't want to erect a
statue. We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard."
The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress and
homespun suit, then exclaimed, "A building! Do you have any earthly
idea how much a building costs? We have over seven and a half million
dollars in the physical buildings here at Harvard."

For a moment the lady was silent. The president was pleased. Maybe he
could get rid of them now.  The lady turned to her husband and said
quietly, "Is that all it cost to start a university? Why don't we just
start our own?" Her husband nodded. The president's face wilted in
confusion and bewilderment.

Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and walked away, traveling to Palo
Alto, California where they established the university that bears
their name, Stanford University, a memorial to a son that Harvard no
longer cared about.

You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those
who they think can do nothing for them.

A TRUE STORY By Malcolm Forbes

#5553 From: Sarah Moore <sjmoore06@...>
Date: Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:33 pm
Subject: Directions to tomorrow's hash
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The hash tomorrow will start at the Snowden entrance to Herrontown Woods.  From Prospect St, turn L/Northwest on Harrison.  Turn Right/Northeast on Nassau.  Turn Left on Snowden lane (third street on the left).  Follow Snowden to a sign on the left that says "Herrontown Woods."  Follow the driveway to the parking lot for the Woods.

Geezer and Solo will provide the beer, I will provide the flour and Easter egg hunt.

On on,

Sarah

 

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#5552 From: PAUL MLODZINSKI<ppm@...>
Date: Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:10 pm
Subject: Re: The worst and the dimmest
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Who did I hairass and how?


>>> sjmoore06@... 03/23/05 8:36 PM >>>
The salmon-haired kid is Cole DeForest. The other red-head that came that day and endured Paully's harassment was Marissa Maier.  I'm going to try to get them to come out for the Easter Hash.
 
Also, does anyone have beer they can bring for Sunday?  Alas, my 21st birthday is not until May.  Beyond that, I have no appreciation of beer, and thus could not promise to select anything good.
 
Details about the location of the hash will follow once there are details to provide.  On the advice of several experienced setters, I promise nothing for my first set on Sunday.
~Sarah

Alex Magoun <amagoun@...> wrote:
Inquiring minds want to know . . .
    The alter egos of
What a Moron,
Caroline, who hashed on 1015.9 and 1022.9,
Julie, who hashed on 1015.9 and helped set 1018.9, and
the salmon-haired kid that was all about the popcorn on 1016.9.
    Qiouoioeepy



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#5551 From: "WJ Hojsak" <hojsak@...>
Date: Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:53 pm
Subject: RE: Re:
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stop bragging

we know you had a lot of practice in the old country


>From: Count von Count <Count_von_Count@...>
>Reply-To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
>To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [PHHH] Re:
>Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 19:27:13 -0500
>
><< wagenschenke_175m.jpg >>
>
>On Mar 23, 2005, at 19:01, WJ Hojsak wrote:
>
>>Subject: Get the drunk home
>>
>>This should keep you entertained for awhile. Hope you can read German.
>>You just move your mouse left to right (no clicking) to keep him
>>walking in a straight line.The object of the game is tokeep him walking,
>>
>>without falling over, by using your mouse from left to right -
>>you can't see your mouse whichmakes it more difficult.
>>Apparently the record is 82 meters!
>>
>>
>>
>>              http://www.wagenschenke.ch/
>>
>>
>>
>>NEXT:
>>
>>
>>
>>  1. CLICK ON THE LINK  (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
>>  2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
>>  3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
>>  4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
>>  5. CLICK ON "APRI"
>>
>>ENJOY!  Don't forget to click on "APRI" !!!
>>

#5550 From: Caleb Howe <cshowe@...>
Date: Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:44 am
Subject: Re: save the hare!!!!!!
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As always snopes has something so say regarding poor toby

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp

HTC

>http://www.savetoby.com/
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#5549 From: Sarah Moore <sjmoore06@...>
Date: Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:36 am
Subject: Re: The worst and the dimmest
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The salmon-haired kid is Cole DeForest. The other red-head that came that day and endured Paully's harassment was Marissa Maier.  I'm going to try to get them to come out for the Easter Hash.
 
Also, does anyone have beer they can bring for Sunday?  Alas, my 21st birthday is not until May.  Beyond that, I have no appreciation of beer, and thus could not promise to select anything good.
 
Details about the location of the hash will follow once there are details to provide.  On the advice of several experienced setters, I promise nothing for my first set on Sunday.
~Sarah

Alex Magoun <amagoun@...> wrote:
Inquiring minds want to know . . .
    The alter egos of
What a Moron,
Caroline, who hashed on 1015.9 and 1022.9,
Julie, who hashed on 1015.9 and helped set 1018.9, and
the salmon-haired kid that was all about the popcorn on 1016.9.
    Qiouoioeepy



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#5548 From: Count von Count <Count_von_Count@...>
Date: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:27 am
Subject: Re:
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On Mar 23, 2005, at 19:01, WJ Hojsak wrote:

> Subject: Get the drunk home
>
> This should keep you entertained for awhile. Hope you can read German.
> You just move your mouse left to right (no clicking) to keep him
> walking in a straight line.The object of the game is tokeep him
> walking,
>
> without falling over, by using your mouse from left to right -
> you can't see your mouse whichmakes it more difficult.
> Apparently the record is 82 meters!
>
>
>
>              http://www.wagenschenke.ch/
>
>
>
> NEXT:
>
>
>
>  1. CLICK ON THE LINK  (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
>  2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
>  3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
>  4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
>  5. CLICK ON "APRI"
>
> ENJOY!  Don't forget to click on "APRI" !!!
>

#5547 From: "WJ Hojsak" <hojsak@...>
Date: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:01 am
Subject: (No subject)
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Subject: Get the drunk home

This should keep you entertained for awhile. Hope you can read German.
You just move your mouse left to right (no clicking) to keep him
walking in a straight line.The object of the game is tokeep him walking,

without falling over, by using your mouse from left to right -
you can't see your mouse whichmakes it more difficult.
Apparently the record is 82 meters!



               http://www.wagenschenke.ch/



NEXT:



   1. CLICK ON THE LINK  (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
   2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
   3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
   4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
   5. CLICK ON "APRI"

ENJOY!  Don't forget to click on "APRI" !!!

http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.
swf

#5546 From: "WJ Hojsak" <hojsak@...>
Date: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:55 pm
Subject: FW: Green Humor
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>Subject: FW: Green Humor
>Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 12:46:01 -0500
>
>
>Subject: FW: Green Humor
>
>
>
> > "I've Lost Me  Luggage"
> >
> > An Irishman arrived at  J.F.K.  Airport and wandered around the
>terminal
> > with  tears streaming down  his cheeks.  An airline employee asked him
>if
> > he was  already  homesick.
> >
> > "No," replied the Irishman "I've lost all me  luggage!"
> >
> > "How'd that  happen?"
> >
> > "The cork fell out!" said the  Irishman.
> >
> > *****************************************************
> >
> > "Water to  Wine"
> >
> > An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for
>speeding
> > in  Connecticut.
> >
> > The state trooper smells alcohol  on the priest's breath and then sees
>an
> > empty wine bottle on the floor of the  car.  He says, "Sir, have you
>been
> > drinking?"
> >
> > "Just water," says the  priest.
> >
> > The trooper says, "Then why do I  smell wine?"
> >
> > The priest looks at the bottle and  says, "Good Lord!  He's done it
> > again!"
> >
> > ***********************************************
> >
> > "The  Brothel"
> >
> > Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub  having beer and watching the
>brothel
> > across the  street.
> >
> > They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel,  and one of them
>said,
> > "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin'  bad."
> >
> > Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the  other Irishman said,
> > "Aye,  'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim  to
>temptation
> > as well."
> >
> > Then they see a catholic priest  enter the brothel, and one of the
> > Irishmen  said, "What a terrible pity...one of  the girls must be
>dying.
> >
> > *************************************
> >
> > Irish  Cemetery
> >
> > Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and  Seamus, were stumbling home from the
>pub
> > late one night and found themselves on  the road which led past the
>old
> > graveyard..
> >
> > "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's  Michael O'Grady's
>grave,
> > God  bless his soul.  He lived to the ripe old age  of 87."
> >
> > "That's nothing," says Sean,  "here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it
>says
> > here  that he was 95 when he  died."!
> >
> > Just then, Seamus yells out, "Good  God, here's a fella that got to be
> > 145!"
> >
> > "What was his name?" asks  Paddy.
> >
> > Seamus stumbles around a bit,  awkwardly lights a match to see what
>else
> > is  written on the stone marker, and  exclaims,
> >
> > "Miles, from  Dublin."
> >
> > ***************************************************
> >
> > Irish  Predicament
> >
> > Drunk Ole Mulvihill (From the  Northern Irish Clan) staggers into a
> > Catholic  Church, enters a confessional box,  sits down but says
>nothing.
> >
> >
> > The Priest coughs a few times to  get his attention but the Ole just
>sits
> > there.
> >
> > Finally, the Priest pounds three  times on the wall.
> >
> > The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use  knockin, there's no paper on this
>side
> > either."
> >
> > ***************************************************
> >
> > Irish Last  Request
> >
> > Mary Clancy goes up to Father  O'Grady's after his Sunday morning
>service,
> > and she's in  tears.
> >
> > He says, "So what's bothering you,  Mary my dear?"
> >
> > She says, "Oh, Father, I've got  terrible news.  My husband passed
>away
> > last   night."
> >
> > The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's  terrible.  Tell me, did he have
>any
> > last   requests?"
> >
> > She says, "That he did,  Father..."
> >
> > The priest says, "What did he ask,  Mary?"
> >
> > She says, "He said, 'Please Mary,  put down that damn gun!'
> >
> >
> > *************************************************
> >
> >
> > Happy  St. Patrick's Day!
>

#5545 From: "WJ Hojsak" <hojsak@...>
Date: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:48 pm
Subject: FW: Drink Up
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>From: "Thomas Knapp" <tom-knapp@...>
>To: "Charles Falcone" <Chaspktd@...>,"Chris Gendron work"
><cgendron@...>,<ewryan3635@...>,<frederick.c.siegele@boeing\
.com>,<simplyceltic@...>,"Jennifer
>Delnoce"
><jdelnoce@...>,<jody.l.byram@...>,<rachelsunshineknapp@...>,\
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>Com" <sgtknapptl@...>,"stuart knapp"
><sknapp5281@...>,<EMTESS6T5@...>,<hojsak@...>,<warms@ptd.\
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>Subject: Drink Up
>Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 08:56:10 -0500
>
>Just when you thought you knew everything...
>
>To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the
>"real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke
>removes stains from vitreous china.
>
>To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a
>crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
>
>To clean corrosion from the car battery terminals: Pour Coca-Cola over
>the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
>
>To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the
>rusted bolt for several minutes.
>
>To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan; wrap
>the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is
>finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke
>for a sumptuous brown gravy.
>
>To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy
>clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola
>will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from you
>windshield.
>
>AND WE DRINK THIS STUFF!!
>
>The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its PH is 2.8. It will
>dissolve a nail in about 4 days. The distributors of Coke have been
>using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years.
>
>Drink up.
>
>
>
>--
>  * Living organisms appear to be designed because they are.
>  ==================================================
>   Thomas Knapp  "Christ died for the ungodly" Rm 5:6
>     home:  mailto:tom-knapp@...
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>
>   " Maranatha "
>  ==================================================
>
>

#5544 From: "Edwards, Robert" <lancs2nj@...>
Date: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:47 pm
Subject: RE: The worst and the dimmest - splitting hares
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Sweats,

You're repeating yourself.

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-----Original Message-----
From: WJ Hojsak [mailto:hojsak@...]
Sent: Wednesday, March 23, 2005 6:39 PM
To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [PHHH] The worst and the dimmest - splitting hares


this level of e-mail activity, and nit picking,
implies one of two things:

  1. Exams were completed & their is pent up
exuberance.
  2. Someone is putting "funny" stuff in student food.

--- Forrest Bradbury <fb232399@...> wrote:
> Who said anything about finishing?  I said Finnish.
> Just taking pride in my
> Scandinavian roots.  However, the Vikings teach us
> the importance of
> differentiating between pillagers and villagers.
> The former wear funny hats and feast on stolen
> livestock while the latter
> have their posteriors deflowered by Viking cocks.
>
> My vocab is out of touch today with my
> Delicate Psyche.
>
> From: Count von Count <Count_von_Count@...>
> >Reply-To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> >To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> >Subject: Re: [PHHH] The worst and the dimmest -
> splitting hares
> >Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:52:06 -0500
> >
> >Since when are we splitting hares about who
> finished or not? I thought
> >this was a hash, not Olympia ...
> >
> > > for geezer's:  judson, wipi(late), HYP, HTC, SS,
> dp, CvC, dp's little
> > > brother-Mason
> > >
> > > for my set:  Wipi, Geezer, HTC, CvC       did
> not Finnish:  HYP, HS
> > >
> > > hard corpse set by HS, SS:  Sarah, Stigmata,
> down 5 times, Salsa
> > > Bitch, CvC,
> > > Dancing Fool, HYP, Rambo, Judson, dp, wipi,
> IHOP, What a Moron, Safety
> > > Tits,
> > > BIV, Bjorn Dork, Wacko
> >
>
>
>



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#5543 From: WJ Hojsak <hojsak@...>
Date: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:39 pm
Subject: Re: The worst and the dimmest - splitting hares
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this level of e-mail activity, and nit picking,
implies one of two things:

  1. Exams were completed & their is pent up
exuberance.
  2. Someone is putting "funny" stuff in student food.

--- Forrest Bradbury <fb232399@...> wrote:
> Who said anything about finishing?  I said Finnish.
> Just taking pride in my
> Scandinavian roots.  However, the Vikings teach us
> the importance of
> differentiating between pillagers and villagers.
> The former wear funny hats and feast on stolen
> livestock while the latter
> have their posteriors deflowered by Viking cocks.
>
> My vocab is out of touch today with my
> Delicate Psyche.
>
> From: Count von Count <Count_von_Count@...>
> >Reply-To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> >To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> >Subject: Re: [PHHH] The worst and the dimmest -
> splitting hares
> >Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:52:06 -0500
> >
> >Since when are we splitting hares about who
> finished or not? I thought
> >this was a hash, not Olympia ...
> >
> > > for geezer's:  judson, wipi(late), HYP, HTC, SS,
> dp, CvC, dp's little
> > > brother-Mason
> > >
> > > for my set:  Wipi, Geezer, HTC, CvC       did
> not Finnish:  HYP, HS
> > >
> > > hard corpse set by HS, SS:  Sarah, Stigmata,
> down 5 times, Salsa
> > > Bitch, CvC,
> > > Dancing Fool, HYP, Rambo, Judson, dp, wipi,
> IHOP, What a Moron, Safety
> > > Tits,
> > > BIV, Bjorn Dork, Wacko
> >
>
>
>



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#5542 From: WJ Hojsak <hojsak@...>
Date: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:37 pm
Subject: Re: The worst and the dimmest - splitting hares
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this level of e-mail activity, and nit picking,
implies one of two things:

  1. Exams were completed and their is pent up steam.
  2. Someone is putting "funny" stuff in student food.

--- Forrest Bradbury <fb232399@...> wrote:
> Who said anything about finishing?  I said Finnish.
> Just taking pride in my
> Scandinavian roots.  However, the Vikings teach us
> the importance of
> differentiating between pillagers and villagers.
> The former wear funny hats and feast on stolen
> livestock while the latter
> have their posteriors deflowered by Viking cocks.
>
> My vocab is out of touch today with my
> Delicate Psyche.
>
> From: Count von Count <Count_von_Count@...>
> >Reply-To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> >To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> >Subject: Re: [PHHH] The worst and the dimmest -
> splitting hares
> >Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:52:06 -0500
> >
> >Since when are we splitting hares about who
> finished or not? I thought
> >this was a hash, not Olympia ...
> >
> > > for geezer's:  judson, wipi(late), HYP, HTC, SS,
> dp, CvC, dp's little
> > > brother-Mason
> > >
> > > for my set:  Wipi, Geezer, HTC, CvC       did
> not Finnish:  HYP, HS
> > >
> > > hard corpse set by HS, SS:  Sarah, Stigmata,
> down 5 times, Salsa
> > > Bitch, CvC,
> > > Dancing Fool, HYP, Rambo, Judson, dp, wipi,
> IHOP, What a Moron, Safety
> > > Tits,
> > > BIV, Bjorn Dork, Wacko
> >
>
>
>



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#5541 From: WJ Hojsak <hojsak@...>
Date: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:37 pm
Subject: Re: The worst and the dimmest - splitting hares
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this level of e-mail activity, and nit picking,
implies one of two things:

  1. Exams were completed and their is pent up steam.
  2. Someone is putting "funny" stuff in student food.

--- Forrest Bradbury <fb232399@...> wrote:
> Who said anything about finishing?  I said Finnish.
> Just taking pride in my
> Scandinavian roots.  However, the Vikings teach us
> the importance of
> differentiating between pillagers and villagers.
> The former wear funny hats and feast on stolen
> livestock while the latter
> have their posteriors deflowered by Viking cocks.
>
> My vocab is out of touch today with my
> Delicate Psyche.
>
> From: Count von Count <Count_von_Count@...>
> >Reply-To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> >To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> >Subject: Re: [PHHH] The worst and the dimmest -
> splitting hares
> >Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:52:06 -0500
> >
> >Since when are we splitting hares about who
> finished or not? I thought
> >this was a hash, not Olympia ...
> >
> > > for geezer's:  judson, wipi(late), HYP, HTC, SS,
> dp, CvC, dp's little
> > > brother-Mason
> > >
> > > for my set:  Wipi, Geezer, HTC, CvC       did
> not Finnish:  HYP, HS
> > >
> > > hard corpse set by HS, SS:  Sarah, Stigmata,
> down 5 times, Salsa
> > > Bitch, CvC,
> > > Dancing Fool, HYP, Rambo, Judson, dp, wipi,
> IHOP, What a Moron, Safety
> > > Tits,
> > > BIV, Bjorn Dork, Wacko
> >
>
>
>



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#5540 From: WJ Hojsak <hojsak@...>
Date: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:37 pm
Subject: Re: The worst and the dimmest - splitting hares
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this level of e-mail activity, and nit picking,
implies one of two things:

  1. Exams were completed and their is pent up steam.
  2. Someone is putting "funny" stuff in student food.

--- Forrest Bradbury <fb232399@...> wrote:
> Who said anything about finishing?  I said Finnish.
> Just taking pride in my
> Scandinavian roots.  However, the Vikings teach us
> the importance of
> differentiating between pillagers and villagers.
> The former wear funny hats and feast on stolen
> livestock while the latter
> have their posteriors deflowered by Viking cocks.
>
> My vocab is out of touch today with my
> Delicate Psyche.
>
> From: Count von Count <Count_von_Count@...>
> >Reply-To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> >To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> >Subject: Re: [PHHH] The worst and the dimmest -
> splitting hares
> >Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:52:06 -0500
> >
> >Since when are we splitting hares about who
> finished or not? I thought
> >this was a hash, not Olympia ...
> >
> > > for geezer's:  judson, wipi(late), HYP, HTC, SS,
> dp, CvC, dp's little
> > > brother-Mason
> > >
> > > for my set:  Wipi, Geezer, HTC, CvC       did
> not Finnish:  HYP, HS
> > >
> > > hard corpse set by HS, SS:  Sarah, Stigmata,
> down 5 times, Salsa
> > > Bitch, CvC,
> > > Dancing Fool, HYP, Rambo, Judson, dp, wipi,
> IHOP, What a Moron, Safety
> > > Tits,
> > > BIV, Bjorn Dork, Wacko
> >
>
>
>

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#5539 From: WJ Hojsak <hojsak@...>
Date: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:34 pm
Subject: Re: The worst and the dimmest - splitting hares
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this level of e-mail activity, and nit picking,
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--- Forrest Bradbury <fb232399@...> wrote:
> Who said anything about finishing?  I said Finnish.
> Just taking pride in my
> Scandinavian roots.  However, the Vikings teach us
> the importance of
> differentiating between pillagers and villagers.
> The former wear funny hats and feast on stolen
> livestock while the latter
> have their posteriors deflowered by Viking cocks.
>
> My vocab is out of touch today with my
> Delicate Psyche.
>
> From: Count von Count <Count_von_Count@...>
> >Reply-To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> >To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> >Subject: Re: [PHHH] The worst and the dimmest -
> splitting hares
> >Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:52:06 -0500
> >
> >Since when are we splitting hares about who
> finished or not? I thought
> >this was a hash, not Olympia ...
> >
> > > for geezer's:  judson, wipi(late), HYP, HTC, SS,
> dp, CvC, dp's little
> > > brother-Mason
> > >
> > > for my set:  Wipi, Geezer, HTC, CvC       did
> not Finnish:  HYP, HS
> > >
> > > hard corpse set by HS, SS:  Sarah, Stigmata,
> down 5 times, Salsa
> > > Bitch, CvC,
> > > Dancing Fool, HYP, Rambo, Judson, dp, wipi,
> IHOP, What a Moron, Safety
> > > Tits,
> > > BIV, Bjorn Dork, Wacko
> >
>
>
>



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#5538 From: WJ Hojsak <hojsak@...>
Date: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:05 pm
Subject: Re: the pain
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sounds like my kind of hash -

--- "maitland jones, jr" <mjjr@...> wrote:
> ah - enlightenment at last. oh yes "described at the
> start" - to
> whom?   not to meem!
>
> perhaps my hearing is failing.
>
> gzr
>
>
>
> >The false was just that - a false.
> >The check at the canal path was a hairpin check as
> described by the hare
> >at the start
> >We went diagonally up through the swamp to the
> arrow described by CVC
> >Following the arrow (left by the hare) led to the
> true trail (marked on
> >the backs of the trees)
> >  From here it was a resonably straightforward if
> shiggy laden and
> >sparsly set slog through the woods.
> >
> >HTC
> >
> >>oh - it is all so clear now.
> >>
> >>gzr
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>>  > you, too, Count?
> >>>Sounds like "Tu quoque, Brute, fili mi?", but I
> disgress ...
> >>>
> >>>I was fooled by an arrow on the gravelpath which
> I mistook as having
> >>>been created by Forrest who claimed "Definitely
> nothing down here."
> >>>Apparently, the nothing was the way to go.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>  where oh where did that F lead?  across the
> river? into the trees? To
> >>>>  the old man and the sea?
> >>>>  to Zorgon? to Tralfamadore?
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>Nirvana. Here, clearly nothing was not the way to
> go. Obviously, the
> >>>check Sarah found in the Moor(e) was the check
> that was supposed to
> >>>lead to above-mentioned arrow ...
> >>>
> >>>-Count
> >>>
> >>>P.S. Good to feel my fingers again. My feet are
> still frozen in the
> >>>shoes.
> >>>
> >>>
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