I'll set, but don't count on me to do it again until AFTER my general exam
in May.

How about some live hare action?  How about starting at the D & R Tow Path
gravel lot on Quaker Road? (Quaker Road is the back route from P-town to the
Quaker Bridge Mall that cuts off from Mercer/Princeton Pike.)   There are
actually 2 lots about 150 meters from each other.  We'll start from the one
adjoining the field, NOT the one right next to the bridge.

I promise not to cross the canal or Stony Brook, but Solo, you may want to
bring a change of clothes anyway.

Expect some shiggy, some mud and muck, some brilliant sunshine, and some
tasty beverages.  No hills, and hopefully, no cops.

Oh, and please show up at 87 Prospect to take me and HTC there.

Delicate Psyche

PS  I should mention that my brother is exceedingly nonplussed about not
recieving his first-hash down-down.

Had to read up on Uncle Duke. Here's what San Diego State University
has to say:
http://literature.sdsu.edu/hunter.html

I can't set tomorrow, have to finish a paper. Maybe Paully?

-Uncle Count

On Mar 11, 2005, at 16:39, Alex Magoun wrote:

>  No doubt Homoerotic Tick Checking is hanging around, waiting for the
> writeup to his last miserable set.  In loving memory of the unsung
> saint of gonzo hashing, Uncle Duke:

Just exchanged words with Safe Sweats who claims he is
en route to Mardi Gras.  Someone tell him he's too
late.  Anyway that leaves a void for Sunday.

Anyone up for it?

on-on,
Solo

--- "maitland jones, jr" <mjjr@...> wrote:
>   good writeup --- but EVERYONE knows that Uncle
> Duke drank only Iron City.
>
> Rolling Rock?  Sheesh.....
>
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good writeup --- but EVERYONE knows that Uncle Duke drank only Iron City.

Rolling Rock?  Sheesh.....

Geezer

After making that overture on this Sundays hash -- I
am somewhat chagrined, and apologetic, in backing out
of my setting intentions of this weekend. It seems
that I spoke prematurely. For in accordance with some
obscure life principle I will be a plane landing in
New Orleans at about the time of this weeks hash.

On-embarrassed.


--- Alex Magoun <amagoun@...> wrote:
> Safe Sweats,
>     This is addressed only to phhh@yahoogroups.com,
> not your address, so leave
> me alone.
>     The hash is all yours, just remember that there
> only old people hashing
> since those wanker whippersnappers have taken off
> for Ibiza, Gstaad, and
> Montego Bay before another grueling round of . . .
> of . . . well, whatever it
> is they do at Old Diploma Mill U. for $38,000 a
> year.
>     oWeeeepi
> WJ Hojsak wrote:
>
> > If there are no wabbits for the next hash then
> I'll set it. I should get
> > back from Seattle to be able to set. But let me
> know if my setting is a go
> > or no go
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PHHH #1028.9
Date: Sunday, February 20, 2005
Place: Princeton Community Park School, Mountain Lake, Woodfield Reservation
Weather: Bracing
Time: An hour
Hound: Homoerotic Tick Checking
Hares: Geezer, Hey YO! Paully, Woueepi, Delicate Psyche, Ju(d)[sti](o)n, Excitable Boy, Safe Sweats and much later, Hand Solo

Polemics, Descriptions and Lies: Fear and Loathing on the Woodfield Trail

We were somewhere around the Great Road on the edge of the playing field when the drugs began to take hold.  I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should look for marks. . . ."  And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the pack which was stumbling about two miles an hour with heads down to Woodfield Reservation.  And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

Then it was quiet again.  Our engineer had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his hairy chest, to facilitate the tanning process.  "What the hell are you yelling about?" he muttered, staring up at the gray sky with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses.  "Never mind," I said.  "It's your turn to find a mark."  No point in mentioning those bats, I thought.  The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

It was almost three, and we still had more than a thousand meters to go.  They would be tough meters.  Very soon, I knew, we would all be completely twisted.  But there was no going back, and no time to rest.  We would have to hash it out.  On-in festivities on the overhang were already underway, and we had to get there by four to claim our place on the rock and the bag of what the hare claimed were green jelly beans.  I knew better.  The trunk of his borrowed car looked like a mobile narcotics lab.  Inside were two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, an Ivy salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Rolling Rock, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

All this had been rounded up the night before, in a frenzy of high-speed cycling all over campus--from Cottage to Forbes, the hare had picked up everything he could get his hands on.  Not that we needed all that for the hash, but  once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.  The only thing that worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.  And we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.  Probably at the next beercheck.  We had sampled almost everything else, and now--yes, it was time for a long snort of ether.  And then do the next thousand meters in a horrible, slobbering sort of spastic stupor.  The only way to stay alert on ether is to do up a lot of amyls--not all at once, but steadily, just enough to maintain the focus at 5 miles an hour through Princeton Day School.

"Man, this is the way to hash," said Geezer.  He started humming and then moaning the words: "One toke over the line, Sweet Jesus. . . One toke over the line. . ."  One toke? You poor fool!  Wait till you see those goddamn bats. . . .

Thats what you think.

HTC

>Safe Sweats,
>    This is addressed only to phhh@yahoogroups.com, not your address, so leave
>me alone.
>    The hash is all yours, just remember that there only old people hashing
>since those wanker whippersnappers have taken off for Ibiza, Gstaad, and
>Montego Bay before another grueling round of . . .  of . . . well, whatever it
>is they do at Old Diploma Mill U. for $38,000 a year.
>    oWeeeepi
>WJ Hojsak wrote:
>
>
>
>>If there are no wabbits for the next hash then I'll set it. I should get
>>back from Seattle to be able to set. But let me know if my setting is a go
>>or no go
>>
>>
>
>
>

If there are no wabbits for the next hash then I'll set it. I should get back from Seattle to be able to set. But let me know if my setting is a go or no go

how about HTC


--- "Edwards, Robert" <lancs2nj@...> wrote:
> There are many positions I would like to assume, but
> this is not one of
> them.
>
> HS
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: WJ Hojsak [mailto:hojsak@...]
> Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 10:19 AM
> To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: RE: [PHHH] Next hash - any new trix?
>
>
> I nominate Hand Solo for this honored position...
>
>
>
> --- "Edwards, Robert" <lancs2nj@...> wrote:
> > What joy it is to see hares falling over each
> other
> > to set.  We need an
> > official Hare Hore to keep track of it all.   CVC,
> > is that you?
> > Wipi, Eda Mame and ElectroNymph send their warms.
> >
> > On-on,
> > Solo
> >
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: WJ Hojsak [mailto:hojsak@...]
> > Sent: Thursday, March 10, 2005 10:36 PM
> > To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> > Subject: Re: [PHHH] Next hash - any new trix?
> >
> >
> > If there are no wabbits for the next hash then
> I'll
> > set it. I should get back from Seattle to be able
> to
> > set. But let me know if my setting is a go or no
> go
> >
> >
> > --- Jan Kaiser <Count_von_Count@...> wrote:
> > > > Next up someone sets on March 13.
> > > > Then I set the Virginal Equinox Hash on the
> > 20th.
> > >
> > > I think Weepee alluded to his intention to set
> on
> > > March 13. March 20
> > > was already booked for Sarah from the Moor who
> > > wanted to send us on a
> > > march through the Marsh Madness. Maybe Paully
> can
> > > set Northeaster
> > > Sunday or trade with her?
> > >
> > > -Count
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saturday -- regional Green run -- band, Guinness & Harp, and assorted
hashery shenanigans.  a great deal -- come on out!  Uniform is Green: Kilts,
Togas, Promdresses -- hashers choice.

onon!
spankin

There are many positions I would like to assume, but this is not one of
them.

HS



-----Original Message-----
From: WJ Hojsak [mailto:hojsak@...]
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 10:19 AM
To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
Subject: RE: [PHHH] Next hash - any new trix?


I nominate Hand Solo for this honored position...



--- "Edwards, Robert" <lancs2nj@...> wrote:
> What joy it is to see hares falling over each other
> to set.  We need an
> official Hare Hore to keep track of it all.   CVC,
> is that you?
> Wipi, Eda Mame and ElectroNymph send their warms.
>
> On-on,
> Solo
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: WJ Hojsak [mailto:hojsak@...]
> Sent: Thursday, March 10, 2005 10:36 PM
> To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: Re: [PHHH] Next hash - any new trix?
>
>
> If there are no wabbits for the next hash then I'll
> set it. I should get back from Seattle to be able to
> set. But let me know if my setting is a go or no go
>
>
> --- Jan Kaiser <Count_von_Count@...> wrote:
> > > Next up someone sets on March 13.
> > > Then I set the Virginal Equinox Hash on the
> 20th.
> >
> > I think Weepee alluded to his intention to set on
> > March 13. March 20
> > was already booked for Sarah from the Moor who
> > wanted to send us on a
> > march through the Marsh Madness. Maybe Paully can
> > set Northeaster
> > Sunday or trade with her?
> >
> > -Count
> >
> >
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I nominate Hand Solo for this honored position...



--- "Edwards, Robert" <lancs2nj@...> wrote:
> What joy it is to see hares falling over each other
> to set.  We need an
> official Hare Hore to keep track of it all.   CVC,
> is that you?
> Wipi, Eda Mame and ElectroNymph send their warms.
>
> On-on,
> Solo
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: WJ Hojsak [mailto:hojsak@...]
> Sent: Thursday, March 10, 2005 10:36 PM
> To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: Re: [PHHH] Next hash - any new trix?
>
>
> If there are no wabbits for the next hash then I'll
> set it. I should get back from Seattle to be able to
> set. But let me know if my setting is a go or no go
>
>
> --- Jan Kaiser <Count_von_Count@...> wrote:
> > > Next up someone sets on March 13.
> > > Then I set the Virginal Equinox Hash on the
> 20th.
> >
> > I think Weepee alluded to his intention to set on
> > March 13. March 20
> > was already booked for Sarah from the Moor who
> > wanted to send us on a
> > march through the Marsh Madness. Maybe Paully can
> > set Northeaster
> > Sunday or trade with her?
> >
> > -Count
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What joy it is to see hares falling over each other to set.  We need an
official Hare Hore to keep track of it all.   CVC, is that you?
Wipi, Eda Mame and ElectroNymph send their warms.

On-on,
Solo



-----Original Message-----
From: WJ Hojsak [mailto:hojsak@...]
Sent: Thursday, March 10, 2005 10:36 PM
To: PHHH@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [PHHH] Next hash - any new trix?


If there are no wabbits for the next hash then I'll
set it. I should get back from Seattle to be able to
set. But let me know if my setting is a go or no go


--- Jan Kaiser <Count_von_Count@...> wrote:
> > Next up someone sets on March 13.
> > Then I set the Virginal Equinox Hash on the 20th.
>
> I think Weepee alluded to his intention to set on
> March 13. March 20
> was already booked for Sarah from the Moor who
> wanted to send us on a
> march through the Marsh Madness. Maybe Paully can
> set Northeaster
> Sunday or trade with her?
>
> -Count
>
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If there are no wabbits for the next hash then I'll
set it. I should get back from Seattle to be able to
set. But let me know if my setting is a go or no go


--- Jan Kaiser <Count_von_Count@...> wrote:
> > Next up someone sets on March 13.
> > Then I set the Virginal Equinox Hash on the 20th.
>
> I think Weepee alluded to his intention to set on
> March 13. March 20
> was already booked for Sarah from the Moor who
> wanted to send us on a
> march through the Marsh Madness. Maybe Paully can
> set Northeaster
> Sunday or trade with her?
>
> -Count
>
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> Next up someone sets on March 13.
> Then I set the Virginal Equinox Hash on the 20th.

I think Weepee alluded to his intention to set on March 13.

> Next up someone sets on March 13.
> Then I set the Virginal Equinox Hash on the 20th.

I think Weepee alluded to his intention to set on March 13. March 20
was already booked for Sarah from the Moor who wanted to send us on a
march through the Marsh Madness. Maybe Paully can set Northeaster
Sunday or trade with her?

-Count

well i'll be at the game.  so i'm up for conti's afterwards... i get in
free, however

I'm game-- just tell me when and where

T.J.

----- Original Message -----

I'm game-- just tell me when and where

T.J.

----- Original Message -----

I'm going to a funeral service near Terhune and may not be able to stop at 87 Prospect en route to the start.  Paully, Dork, can you convoy the local ragamuffins?

Which reminds me, Llloda sends her regards all and sundry from snowy Vienna!
Guipy

Geezer wrote:

yes the Geezer sets this week
The SOFTCORE HASH
No venue too shiggy-free, no venue too boring, no venue too EZ.
Hashing-lite
But where? Ah, let's try the parking lot next to the former Whinepress on Route 27 (Nassau St) in Kingston.

I'm going to a funeral service near Terhune and may not be able to stop at 87 Prospect en route to the start.  Paully, Dork, can you convoy the local ragamuffins?

Which reminds me, Llloda sends her regards all and sundry from snowy Vienna!
Guipy

Geezer wrote:

yes the Geezer sets this week
The SOFTCORE HASH
No venue too shiggy-free, no venue too boring, no venue too EZ.
Hashing-lite
But where? Ah, let's try the parking lot next to the former Whinepress on Route 27 (Nassau St) in Kingston.

yes the Geezer sets this week


The SOFTCORE HASH

No venue too shiggy-free, no venue too boring, no venue too EZ.

Hashing-lite


But where? Ah, let's try the parking lot next to the former
Whinepress on Route 27 (Nassau St) in Kingston.

gzr

    And who, might you ask, are Petre and Dan?  Well, perhaps you have not heard of Professor Guran, rising star in Byzantine Studies at the local diploma mill, but goodness knows any number of absinthe-sipping Sorbonians and scholars of the good old days in the Middle East have.  As for Dan, noted Coloradoan and collaborator with Geezer's tennis partner Sue Nieder, be polite, don't call him Tex, and maybe he'll show you the tattoo he picked up one long and curious night in La Paz.
    Rest assured there's no Numa Numa when Hwipiy spins the wheels of steel, and bring a strong stomach, because when we break out the dark chocolate and olives from Old, Tired Europe, there's telling who's gonna shake it like they just don't care!

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--- WJ Hojsak <hojsak@...> wrote:

> No! Why? What were you doing? Was it legal?
>
> --- Robert Edwards <lancs2nj@...> wrote:
>
> > Sweats was right, this will go down as the wipiest
> > hard corpse hash in hard cops hash history.
> > Ironically, after avoiding police all day I go
> take
> > SOS for a walk and get frisked and body cavity
> > searched for walking her on school grounds!
> > on on,
> > HS
> >
> > --- WJ Hojsak <hojsak@...> wrote:
> >
> > > We just completed a majority of the set and I
> must
> > > admit this will be the most wimpy hard corps
> hash
> > in
> > > hard corps hash history.
> > >
> > > In fact it is so wimpy that we should just call
> it
> > > Hard Corps Warm-up, or Hard Corps By Name Only.
> > >
> > >
> > > --- Dan Wachspress <dan@...>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > Considering Safe Sweats is already notorious
> for
> > > > setting with white flour on
> > > > white snow I would suggest that all intending
> to
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> > > > very afraid!!!
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That's Joe's CRAP Shack.

--- PAUL MLODZINSKI <ppm@...> wrote:

> Joe's Crab SHack wants us back too - this time they
> said they'll accept SOS as HS's seeing I dog.
>
> >>> hojsak@... 02/28/05 06:52PM >>>
>
>
> If the Hash Cash is in the red me and Hand will
> split
> the difference as gesture of shamefully remorse for
> setting a hard corp hash where not only everyone
> finished, but they finished together>
>
> --- Alex Magoun <amagoun@...> wrote:
>
> > PHHH #1029.9
> > Date: Sunday, February 27, 2005
> > Place Washington Valley State Park, Somerset
> > Weather: Bracing
> > Time: 2:45 including regroup featuring hot rum
> > spiked with milk and dusted
> > with cocoa
> > Hares: Hand Solo, Safe Sweats
> > Hounds: Hey YO! Paully, Rambo, Ouiepeiuoy, Count
> von
> > Count, Delicate Psyche,
> > Bjorn Dork, Wacko, Sarah Rogers, Salsa Bitch, I
> Hear
> > Old People, Stigmata,
> > Down 5 Times, Justin/Judson, What a Moron, Safety
> > Tits, Brain Injury
> > Volunteer, Dancing Fool
> >
> > Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: Watchung Baby!
> >
> > Those of us who survived Big Nut's 2:40 warmup
> >
> (www.princetonol.com/groups/phhh/archive/1023.9.txt)
> > will affirm of the Hard
> > Korpts, as Rambo says, "1. It was not a debacle."
> > Rambo thinks, and this
> > shows how well he knows Geezer, that "2. Geezer
> will
> > be interested to know
> > that 12 years after that fateful day, Rambo
> finished
> > the route (in reverse) of
> > Hard Core II --- his first event with the
> Princeton
> > HHH."  Our esteemed and
> > recently remarried visitor from Charlotsville
> summed
> > up hash itself
> > effectively as follows:
> >     "3. It was unusually intelligently marked with
> > no endless miles of RR
> > tracks or Nonsensei-like inscrutable figure 8's of
> > death...
> >     "4. With temperature around 30 F/-1 C and only
> 5
> > stream crossings
> > (calf-deep max.) and one true river crossing ---
> > that could have been
> > accomplished w/o getting wet if one was willing to
> > make a flying belly flop
> > leap onto thicker ice mid-river -- avoiding the
> thin
> > and unforgiving edges --
> > it is difficult to really call this Hard Core --
> > H-A-R-D. It was pretty long,
> > with some good uphills, brambles, snow and
> > not-immediately-obvious
> > checks, though so it was a nearly-hard, really
> > pretty-damned good hash.
> >     "5. 17 showed, which was great, especially
> since
> > Pyro the Whiner wasn't
> > one of them -- though the parking lot banter DID
> > seem a little dead without
> > him..."
> >     But his comments about the No. 1 pub in lovely
> > downtown Bound Brook were
> > not only grossly inaccurate but way out of line.
> "6.
> > I must state in closing
> > with utmost vituperative amertume, that the lack
> of
> > a dinner at Good Friends
> > -- especially the lack of Bitter Melon -- the
> > reason, after all, why I made
> > the pilgrimage up from Charlottesville in the
> first
> > place -- was TOTALLY
> > UNACCEPTABLE. A pox on the clan and scurvy on the
> > lineage of those
> > respoinsible for abandoning decades of PHHH
> > tradition and leaving us to drink
> > Amstel Bock in some imitation Irish Pub in
> > Pluckemin, staffed by an Italian
> > and populated by Greeks...  rather than giving us
> > Good Friends -- as we
> > deserved!"
> >     The ingratitude!  Hell, you didn't see Count
> von
> > Count complaining after
> > swimming all the way from Hobart for the Hard
> Korps,
> > or Bjorn Dork, who walked
> > all the way from North Carolina.  Why, Hand spent
> > days ruining a stomach
> > conditioned to the delicate sashimi snacks at his
> > honorable place of
> > employment touring the grease traps of Rt. 28 in
> > search of the ideal venue for
> > the on-in.  The grease on the mozzarella sticks
> was
> > just as tasty as on the
> > pork shoulder at Good Friends, where we brought
> our
> > own panther pee.  Rambo
> > wants another hash cash bash three months after
> the
> > greatest 1000th PHHH
> > celebration in world history?  Hah!  Better start
> > recruiting a few more morons
> > to show up a second time, because right now, as
> > keeper of the hash sock, I
> > hold the PHHH in debt bondage.  No more on-ins in
> > comfy, heated confines with
> > servants waiting on us hand and foot--at least,
> not
> > til next year, or you
> > wankers buy those wifebeaters.
> >
> > Next up: Geezer, it's unreliably reported.  Count,
> > you keep count of future
> > sets.
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