PHHH #1123.9
Date: Sunday, December 3, 2006
Place: Hamilton train station
Weather: Brisk
Time: 1:30
Hound: Exploding Feet
Hares: Wacko, Hand Solo, Hey YO! Paully, Ouypey, Pyroman, Speedbumps, Oliver the Wonder Dog, Bjorn Dork, Delicate Psyche
Virgin: Wacko's former friend Lenny

Description, Polemics, and Lies

Hare of the Month

Name: Exploding Feet
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Brown
Birthdate: June 16
Birthplace: County Dr. Kildare
Measurements: 38-34-32 Hut!
Ambition: To set a shitty maiden hash and write a dissertation
Turn-ons: Long runs on pavement, wetlands at sunset, shiggy anytime, flour
Turn-offs: Hounds who don't finish, virgins who waste down-downs, my advisor's lab work assignments
Favorite Books: Kingsley Amis's Lucky Jim (daily.nysun.com/Repository/getFiles.asp?Style=OliveXLib:ArticleToMail&Type=text/html&Path=NYS/2004/04/12&ID=Ar01500) and Mikhail Lermontov's A Hero of Our Time (namdar.dircon.co.uk/aaRussian/Lermon/intro.htm), because he has the same first name as me (in Russian!) and my housemate Sarah said if I didn't, her boyfriend who makes Keeva look like a ladybug would sit on me ;)
Favorite Movies: Full Metal Jacket, A Thousand Clowns, The X-Men
Hobbies: Beerchecks, dressing up in costumes, marking old toilet factories

Pics: Email me and say please . . . :)

Warren, you wanker, are you setting this week?