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According to Tinkerbelle, everyone was released on their own recognizance. But they confiscated a suspicious locked suitcase ... (j/k).

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From: michaelliz@...
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 2009 05:10:33 +0000 (UTC)
To: <oh3@yahoogroups.com>
Subject: [OH3] Our little debacle with Officer Sutter

Hey, how did things turn out with Beaverton's best? We were stopped but did not turn in our fellow hashers who walked on by us in our distress! No matter how hard things got, we did not turn you in!!!! So....did anyone get arrested? get a ticket????
Oh, the agony of these overachieving young things with uniforms and guns...I just want to shake them!!!
Wet Spots

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#6737

From: Christy Forrest <a4eye5@...>
Date: Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:52 pm
Subject: Re: Alley Cat you mean April 15th right?

a4eye5

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Yeah... I'm an idiot. I am still T-Bone birthday time. See all you fuckers on Wednesday.�

Alley

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On Apr 12, 2009, at 3:47 PM, "hkrotchna" <hkrotchna@...> wrote:

ALley Cat...

You posted for April 11th.... oops
that was Ditch Bitch's lay.
Hope to see you there Wed. ON ON

Hare Krotchna

> This is set to be the most beer-riffc trail yet this year, if your not counting the Matzo Ball hash last weekend...
>
> Hares: Pocket Pussy and Alley Cat
> Date April 11, 2009
> Time: Meet @ 6:30, Hares off at 7:00, Pack follows at 7:10.
> Location: Lake Oswego
> De-erections: From Portland go south on 43 (becums State St.) towards Lake 'O'. Take a louie on Green Street and look for hashers near the baseball field.
> Trail: A-B with Dry Car
> Bring: New shoes, thirst for beer, a good attitude, and low expectations.
>
> Flat, easy trail with beer and snacks at the end. On-After at the Firehouse...
>
> Christy Forrest
> (Alley Cat)
>

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#6736

From: "hkrotchna" <hkrotchna@...>
Date: Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:47 pm
Subject: Alley Cat you mean April 15th right?

hkrotchna

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ALley Cat...

You posted for April 11th.... oops
that was Ditch Bitch's lay.
Hope to see you there Wed.   ON ON

Hare Krotchna

> This is set to be the most beer-riffc trail yet this year, if your not
counting the Matzo Ball hash last weekend...
>
> Hares: Pocket Pussy and Alley Cat
> Date April 11, 2009
> Time: Meet @ 6:30, Hares off at 7:00, Pack follows at 7:10.
> Location: Lake Oswego
> De-erections: From Portland go south on 43 (becums State St.) towards Lake
'O'.  Take a louie on Green Street and look for hashers near the baseball field.
> Trail: A-B with Dry Car
> Bring: New shoes, thirst for beer, a good attitude, and low expectations.
>
> Flat, easy trail with beer and snacks at the end.  On-After at the
Firehouse...
>
> Christy Forrest
> (Alley Cat)
>

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#6735

From: scott lee <ork9lopez@...>
Date: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:37 pm
Subject: Re: ALERT---OH3 vessel?????

ork9lopez

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THESE ARE NOT THE QUALITIES WE WANT IN A TYRANT !!!!

I SAY IMPEACH THE BASTARD !!!!!

BRING BACK I BLOW !!!!!

From: "michaelliz@..." <michaelliz@...>
To: oh3@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sunday, April 12, 2009 10:23:27 AM
Subject: [OH3] ALERT---OH3 vessel?????

Hashers,

Did anyone pick up the vessel last night? Stinky and I walked off without it. I'm worried. Let me know,

Wet Spots

#6734

From: Christy Forrest <a4eye5@...>
Date: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:13 pm
Subject: PH4 #422 Alley Cat deflours a Birthday Boy in her Birthday Suit...

a4eye5

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This is set to be the most beer-riffc trail yet this year, if your not counting the Matzo Ball hash last weekend...

Hares: Pocket Pussy and Alley Cat
Date April 11, 2009
Time: Meet @ 6:30, Hares off at 7:00, Pack follows at 7:10.
Location: Lake Oswego
De-erections: From Portland go south on 43 (becums State St.) towards Lake 'O'. Take a louie on Green Street and look for hashers near the baseball field.
Trail: A-B with Dry Car
Bring: New shoes, thirst for beer, a good attitude, and low expectations.

Flat, easy trail with beer and snacks at the end. On-After at the Firehouse...

Christy Forrest
(Alley Cat)

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#6733

From: Phil M <phil_orp@...>
Date: Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:44 pm
Subject: RE: ALERT---OH3 vessel?????

opodiatry

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SACRILEGE !

To: oh3@yahoogroups.com
From: michaelliz@...
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 2009 17:23:27 +0000
Subject: [OH3] ALERT---OH3 vessel?????

Hashers,

Did anyone pick up the vessel last night? Stinky and I walked off without it. I'm worried. Let me know,

Wet Spots

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#6732

From: michaelliz@...
Date: Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:23 pm
Subject: ALERT---OH3 vessel?????

hashing69

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Hashers,

Did anyone pick up the vessel last night? Stinky and I walked off without it. I'm worried. Let me know,

Wet Spots

#6731

From: michaelliz@...
Date: Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:10 am
Subject: Our little debacle with Officer Sutter

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#6730

From: "trunk.monkee" <trunk.monkee@...>
Date: Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:33 am
Subject: Calling all Monty Python & the Holy Grail Fans�

trunk.monkee

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Just wanted to share the news that the McMenamins Mission Theater/Pub (in NW
Pdx) is bringing back the classic Monty Python & the Holy Grail this weekend
(Today & Sun only) for two showings (2:30p & 10:15p) on both days.

And for those budget-conscious, recession-strapped people, there's good news �
you too can guiltlessly enjoy this event, `cause the movie's basically Free �
the admission to see the movie is only $1 � Yay!  Which also means more $$ can
go towards your beers � Double Yay!!

So, if you're looking for something to do around your Easter plans and/or your
Spring Beerfest plans, this is a fun option (especially if you've never had the
Monty Python's Holy Grail experience yet � It's a Must!!)

Enjoy!

Hoppy Easter to all you Harriers & Harriettes!!

TrunkMonkee =)

#6729

From: Gina Lolabridgida <doodledee13@...>
Date: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:55 pm
Subject: Re: [Portland Hump Hash] Alter-Ego this Saturday the 11th

s1utmachine

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Anyone want to attend this event with me? Looking for an alter-ego. -Slut Machine

--- On Fri, 4/10/09, Mark C. Forster <papamarko4@...> wrote:

From: Mark C. Forster <papamarko4@...>
Subject: [Portland Hump Hash] Alter-Ego this Saturday the 11th
To: humphash@yahoogroups.com, oh3@yahoogroups.com
Date: Friday, April 10, 2009, 7:02 AM

Saturday, April 11th 2009.

Get those costumes ready (even if it's just a towel for a cape)!

This Saturday is the event! Here are the details:
SAT. APRIL 11, 6PM
Games! Shenanigans! Prizes!
VILLAINS MEET @ CANDY at NW 9th & Couch (904 NW Couch)
HEROES MEET @ VIRGINIA CAFE at SW 10th & Taylor (820 SW 10th)
A pub crawl with games, shenanigans, and prizes
This event is 21+
This event is FREE but you’ll wanna bring drinking money (bring cash, cards slow things down. $5 bills are ideal)
Come in a costume and persona of your own making and be amongst your mighty peers! Face social scorn if you dress as a character from comics or movies. We’ll know you’re not them.
This 2nd annual pub crawl extraordinaire is a collaboration between Drunken Rampage Events and the Alter Egos Society.

Ok, for those dressing up as superpeople this weekend, the tips:

1) If you can't pick a side (Heroes or Villains), go as "Disaffected" until after the first bar. Then let events lead you to a life of crime(fighting) .
2) If you want to eat dinner, show up a little early (5:30 or so). Virginia Cafe for Heroes, Candy for Villains.
3) It's not MUCH walking, but it's still walking. Think long and hard about those three inch heels.
4) As usual, bring cash, and bring small bills. Really, credit cards are fine and all but when 80 people try to settle them at once things fall apart.
5) Couples: I highly suggest coming as a villain/hero pair. You get more fun that way.
6) People who show up in costumes from comic books (Batman, Superman, etc) will be picked on. People who create their own characters (The Dildator is my favorite so far. Dildoes for fingers, with the superpower of vibration) rock.

The schedule is going to be a pretty standard timeline. Eat at the first place, then quick drinks at each place from then on. We should finish around 11 or so, then just stay at the last club afterwards.

Also, youtube vids of the various heroes and villains yelling at each other, teasing each other, and puking on each other. http://www.youtube. com/user/ AlterEgosSociety

-Captain Inebriated

Mark C. Forster

"Heroism is a difficult concept to grasp until you have something in your life that you value even more than your own life."

#6728

From: "Mark C. Forster" <papamarko4@...>
Date: Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:02 pm
Subject: Alter-Ego this Saturday the 11th

notjustmark

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Saturday, April 11th 2009.

Get those costumes ready (even if it's just a towel for a cape)!

This Saturday is the event! Here are the details:
SAT. APRIL 11, 6PM
Games! Shenanigans! Prizes!
VILLAINS MEET @ CANDY at NW 9th & Couch (904 NW Couch)
HEROES MEET @ VIRGINIA CAFE at SW 10th & Taylor (820 SW 10th)
A pub crawl with games, shenanigans, and prizes
This event is 21+
This event is FREE but you’ll wanna bring drinking money (bring cash, cards slow things down. $5 bills are ideal)
Come in a costume and persona of your own making and be amongst your mighty peers! Face social scorn if you dress as a character from comics or movies. We’ll know you’re not them.
This 2nd annual pub crawl extraordinaire is a collaboration between Drunken Rampage Events and the Alter Egos Society.

Ok, for those dressing up as superpeople this weekend, the tips:

1) If you can't pick a side (Heroes or Villains), go as "Disaffected" until after the first bar. Then let events lead you to a life of crime(fighting).
2) If you want to eat dinner, show up a little early (5:30 or so). Virginia Cafe for Heroes, Candy for Villains.
3) It's not MUCH walking, but it's still walking. Think long and hard about those three inch heels.
4) As usual, bring cash, and bring small bills. Really, credit cards are fine and all but when 80 people try to settle them at once things fall apart.
5) Couples: I highly suggest coming as a villain/hero pair. You get more fun that way.
6) People who show up in costumes from comic books (Batman, Superman, etc) will be picked on. People who create their own characters (The Dildator is my favorite so far. Dildoes for fingers, with the superpower of vibration) rock.

The schedule is going to be a pretty standard timeline. Eat at the first place, then quick drinks at each place from then on. We should finish around 11 or so, then just stay at the last club afterwards.

Also, youtube vids of the various heroes and villains yelling at each other, teasing each other, and puking on each other. http://www.youtube.com/user/AlterEgosSociety

-Captain Inebriated

Mark C. Forster

"Heroism is a difficult concept to grasp until you have something in your life that you value even more than your own life."

#6727

From: "Schwoeffermann" <schwoeffermann@...>
Date: Thu Apr 9, 2009 6:01 pm
Subject: RE: Matza Ball Soup Hash recap

schwoeffermann

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Bimbos and Wankers,

Thanks for dropping by last night to enjoy the Matza Ball Soup Hash. A great time was had by all. Wanted to let you know that our neighbors on either side did not notice much of the noise! One said, we were actually kind of quiet. Shocker to me, and sorry about the paranoia. Thank you for behaving like good hashers, you didn't even leave much of a mess. Slut, thanks for the great cleanup job; Fufu, thanks for laying great trail; Hare Bare, thanks for not soiling yourself or our couch you crashed on last night; other helpers did a great job with food prep and delivery.

Hares,

Robo Dick, Slut Machine, Fufu and Hare Bare

From: OH3@yahoogroups.com [mailto:OH3@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of misty williams
Sent: Thursday, April 09, 2009 1:18 AM
To: OH3@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [OH3] Thursday April 9th Full Moon Hash

anyone want to give a ride to a rideless hasher in se? (milwaukie & holgate-ish) come on..it's my berfday!! arigato.
she spits

--- On Sun, 4/5/09, Jeff Bywater <jeff_bywater@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Jeff Bywater <jeff_bywater@yahoo.com>
Subject: [OH3] Thursday April 9th Full Moon Hash
To: oh3@yahoogroups.com
Cc: humphash@yahoogroups.com
Date: Sunday, April 5, 2009, 8:08 PM

April 9th Full Moon - Bankruptcy/Going Out of Business Hash

By the light of the Full Moon we will visit some fine establishments that have gone bankrupt or out of business in the past year.

Count them if you can!

Feel free to bring your favorite “Going out of Business” signage.

Meet at State of Oregon , Cascade Business Center

10777 SW Cascade Av. Tigard, 97223.

Across the street from Paradise Harley Davidson, west of Washington Sq.

Hare; Pine Nuts
Trail : Dog friendly – Yes. Stroller friendly – No. A to A’ kind of
Time : Meet up at 6:30pm, Hares off at 7pm
Bring : $5 hash cash, headlamp, virgins, backsliders, drinking vessel, new shoes, warm clothes and a dry bag if raining.
There will be a dry car.

#6726

From: Jennifer Mulgrew <jenn.mulgrew@...>
Date: Thu Apr 9, 2009 5:09 pm
Subject: OH3 Saturday April 11th

jenn.mulgrew

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Ditch Bitch deflours Prickly Puss and Itty Bitty Tittie Hickie
Saturday April 11th
Meet in the parking lot of the KinderCare, 165 SW Cedar Hills Blvd
From Highway 26, take exit 68, head north on Cedar Hills Blvd, go past Barnes Rd, Kindercare will be on your left
Meet up at 2:30, hares off at 3:00
A to A', dry car
Bring: $5 hash cash, virgins, vessel, new shoes, dry bag

#6725

From: misty williams <misty_skies_37@...>
Date: Thu Apr 9, 2009 8:18 am
Subject: Re: Thursday April 9th Full Moon Hash

shespits

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anyone want to give a ride to a rideless hasher in se? (milwaukie & holgate-ish) come on..it's my berfday!! arigato.
she spits

--- On Sun, 4/5/09, Jeff Bywater <jeff_bywater@...> wrote:

From: Jeff Bywater <jeff_bywater@...>
Subject: [OH3] Thursday April 9th Full Moon Hash
To: oh3@yahoogroups.com
Cc: humphash@yahoogroups.com
Date: Sunday, April 5, 2009, 8:08 PM

April 9th Full Moon - Bankruptcy/Going Out of Business Hash

By the light of the Full Moon we will visit some fine establishments that have gone bankrupt or out of business in the past year.

Count them if you can!

Feel free to bring your favorite “Going out of Business” signage.

Meet at State of Oregon , Cascade Business Center

10777 SW Cascade Av. Tigard, 97223.

Across the street from Paradise Harley Davidson, west of Washington Sq.

Hare; Pine Nuts
Trail : Dog friendly – Yes. Stroller friendly – No. A to A’ kind of
Time : Meet up at 6:30pm, Hares off at 7pm
Bring : $5 hash cash, headlamp, virgins, backsliders, drinking vessel, new shoes, warm clothes and a dry bag if raining.
There will be a dry car.

#6724

From: Mandy Giblin <reddinip@...>
Date: Thu Apr 9, 2009 12:59 am
Subject: Sports Authority Friends and Family Event! April 16th - 19th, 2008

mandygiblin

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#6723

From: Cheri Bryans <poke.her_face@...>
Date: Wed Apr 8, 2009 6:03 am
Subject: Re: Save the Titties by joining Team Save These

poke.her_face

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Hello Clitty!

Good question. When you click on the link you can choose just to donate to Team Save These, or you can sign up to be a team member. Team members automatically get their own personal Making Strides sites, and they can donate at that time (or later), and are asked to set a fundraising goal of at least $100. Then, The American Cancer Society (ACS) sends you an e-mail that you can choose to forward to friends and family to direct them to your personal site (all money that you raise, of course, counting for Team Save These) where they can donate money on your behalf.

If you visit the site for Team Save These, you'll notice that we've raised over $100 already! Hare Krotchna and Mammurai Warrior have both signed up so far, and both of them forwarded the link along and were able to find other generous donors. Click on one of our names, and you'll see what the personal sites look like.

If ANYONE thinks that there is the slightest possibility that they are going to walk with us, please sign-up! There are no obligations, donations can be made via the website by credit card, and the minimum donation is only $5.

Hope that helps! Once again, here's the link:

http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/MakingStridesAgainstBreastCancer/MSABCFY09GreatWest/213209628?pg=team&fr_id=17715&team_id=478814

Sign up!!!!!!!!!!

From: kathryn adams <angelfire_1489@...>
To: OH3@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, April 7, 2009 8:47:30 PM
Subject: RE: [OH3] Save the Titties by joining Team Save These

I have never done a walk like this and was confused by how we fundraise... Do we get walking sponsors?

-Clitty

--- On Mon, 4/6/09, Robyn S <smallkirk@yahoo. com> wrote:

From: Robyn S <smallkirk@yahoo. com>
Subject: RE: [OH3] Save the Titties by joining Team Save These
To: OH3@yahoogroups. com, humphash@yahoogroup s.com
Cc: erik.obie@gmail. com, cynthia@morganica. com, lkisamov@hotmail. com, angel.claire@ gmail.com
Date: Monday, April 6, 2009, 11:53 AM

Hi guys, For those of you who don't know, I lost my mom this past November, after a long battle with breast cancer. I walked with Team Save These last year on behalf of my mom as her Mothers Day gift...her last Mothers Day with us.
This is one of those causes that hits everyone somehow....your mom, sister, friend, neighbor, coworkers.
Its a great cause to rally behind.
I hope to see you guys there helping to save our Titties!
Banana Rammer
-----Original Message-----
Date: Monday, April 06, 2009 12:27:33 am
To: humphash@yahoogroup s.com, OH3@yahoogroups. com
From: "Cheri Bryans" <poke.her_face@ yahoo.com>
Subject: [OH3] Save the Titties by joining Team Save These

Oh yes Bimbos and Wankers, it's time to join our Making Strides walking team - Team Save These. The walk is happening May 9th at 9:30 a.m. (and yes, that is a Saturday morning, the day before Mother's Day) starting from the Rose Quarter. The walk is stroller friendly, however please leave dogs at home.

Below is the link to sign-up to join our team, and/or you can make a much appreciated donation.
Questions (about the walk, Team Save These or donating)? Check out the site, or else feel free to send me an e-mail.

http://main. acsevents. org/site/ TR/MakingStrides AgainstBreastCan cer/MSABCFY09Gre atWest/213209628 ?pg=team& fr_id=17715& team_id=478814

On On,
PokeHer Face

#6722

From: kathryn adams <angelfire_1489@...>
Date: Wed Apr 8, 2009 3:47 am
Subject: RE: Save the Titties by joining Team Save These

angelfire_1489

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I have never done a walk like this and was confused by how we fundraise... Do we get walking sponsors?

-Clitty

--- On Mon, 4/6/09, Robyn S <smallkirk@...> wrote:

From: Robyn S <smallkirk@...>
Subject: RE: [OH3] Save the Titties by joining Team Save These
To: OH3@yahoogroups.com, humphash@yahoogroups.com
Cc: erik.obie@..., cynthia@..., lkisamov@..., angel.claire@...
Date: Monday, April 6, 2009, 11:53 AM

Hi guys, For those of you who don't know, I lost my mom this past November, after a long battle with breast cancer. I walked with Team Save These last year on behalf of my mom as her Mothers Day gift...her last Mothers Day with us.
This is one of those causes that hits everyone somehow....your mom, sister, friend, neighbor, coworkers.
Its a great cause to rally behind.
I hope to see you guys there helping to save our Titties!
Banana Rammer
-----Original Message-----
Date: Monday, April 06, 2009 12:27:33 am
To: humphash@yahoogroup s.com, OH3@yahoogroups. com
From: "Cheri Bryans" <poke.her_face@ yahoo.com>
Subject: [OH3] Save the Titties by joining Team Save These

Oh yes Bimbos and Wankers, it's time to join our Making Strides walking team - Team Save These. The walk is happening May 9th at 9:30 a.m. (and yes, that is a Saturday morning, the day before Mother's Day) starting from the Rose Quarter. The walk is stroller friendly, however please leave dogs at home.

Below is the link to sign-up to join our team, and/or you can make a much appreciated donation.
Questions (about the walk, Team Save These or donating)? Check out the site, or else feel free to send me an e-mail.

http://main. acsevents. org/site/ TR/MakingStrides AgainstBreastCan cer/MSABCFY09Gre atWest/213209628 ?pg=team& fr_id=17715& team_id=478814

On On,
PokeHer Face

#6721

From: Mark Schofer <mark.schofer@...>
Date: Tue Apr 7, 2009 6:48 am
Subject: Re: New classes starting soon

mschofer

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Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum

I tried registering for this class on line and i couldn't find my debit card...

On Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 9:09 PM, scott lee <ork9lopez@...> wrote:

Summer Classes for Men at

�THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, June 29th 2009��

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. �
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. �
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice..
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. �
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. �
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM �
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM �
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. �
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. �
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined �
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. �
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined �
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. �
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. �
Class 14
The Stove/Oven-- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. �
�Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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#6720

From: scott lee <ork9lopez@...>
Date: Tue Apr 7, 2009 4:09 am
Subject: New classes starting soon

ork9lopez

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Summer Classes for Men at

THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, June 29th 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice..
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven-- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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#6719

From: "s1utmachine" <doodledee13@...>
Date: Tue Apr 7, 2009 4:01 am
Subject: PH4 #421 Matzoh Ball Hash Wednesday April 8

s1utmachine

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PH4 #421 Matzoh Ball Hash Fuu Fuu, Robo Dick, Hare Bare & Slut Machine
Start: The Tanker
4825 SE Hawthorne
Meet at 6:30, hares off at 7, A to A', bring $5 hash cash, DRINKING VESSEL,
headlamp....the usual. Trail is dog friendly.

#6718

From: "Robyn S" <smallkirk@...>
Date: Mon Apr 6, 2009 10:53 am
Subject: RE: Save the Titties by joining Team Save These

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Hi guys, For those of you who don't know, I lost my mom this past November,
after a long battle with breast cancer. I walked with Team Save These last year
on behalf of my mom as her Mothers Day gift...her last Mothers Day with us.
This is one of those causes that hits everyone somehow....your mom, sister,
friend, neighbor, coworkers.
Its a great cause to rally behind.
I hope to see you guys there helping to save our Titties!
Banana Rammer
-----Original Message-----
Date: Monday, April 06, 2009 12:27:33 am
To: humphash@yahoogroups.com, OH3@yahoogroups.com
From: "Cheri Bryans" <poke.her_face@...>
Subject: [OH3] Save the Titties by joining Team Save These

Oh yes Bimbos and Wankers, it's time to join our Making Strides walking team -
Team Save These.  The walk is happening May 9th at 9:30 a.m. (and yes, that is a
Saturday morning, the day before Mother's Day) starting from the Rose Quarter. 
The walk is stroller friendly, however please leave dogs at home.

Below is the link to sign-up to join our team, and/or you can make a much
appreciated donation.
Questions (about the walk, Team Save These or donating)?   Check out the site,
or else feel free to send me an e-mail.

http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/MakingStridesAgainstBreastCancer/MSABCFY09Grea\
tWest/213209628?pg=team&fr_id=17715&team_id=478814

On On,
    PokeHer Face

#6717

From: Cheri Bryans <poke.her_face@...>
Date: Mon Apr 6, 2009 7:26 am
Subject: Save the Titties by joining Team Save These

poke.her_face

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Oh yes Bimbos and Wankers, it's time to join our Making Strides walking team - Team Save These. The walk is happening May 9th at 9:30 a.m. (and yes, that is a Saturday morning, the day before Mother's Day) starting from the Rose Quarter. The walk is stroller friendly, however please leave dogs at home.

Below is the link to sign-up to join our team, and/or you can make a much appreciated donation.
Questions (about the walk, Team Save These or donating)? Check out the site, or else feel free to send me an e-mail.

http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/MakingStridesAgainstBreastCancer/MSABCFY09GreatWest/213209628?pg=team&fr_id=17715&team_id=478814

On On,
PokeHer Face

#6716

From: Jeff Bywater <jeff_bywater@...>
Date: Mon Apr 6, 2009 3:08 am
Subject: Thursday April 9th Full Moon Hash

jeff_bywater

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April 9th Full Moon  - Bankruptcy/Going Out of Business Hash



By the light of the Full Moon we will visit some fine establishments that have
gone bankrupt or out of business in the past year.

Count them if you can!

Feel free to bring your favorite “Going out of Business” signage.

Meet at State of Oregon , Cascade Business Center

10777 SW Cascade Av. Tigard, 97223.

Across the street from Paradise Harley Davidson, west of Washington Sq.

Hare; Pine Nuts
Trail : Dog friendly – Yes.  Stroller friendly – No.  A to A’ kind of
Time : Meet up at 6:30pm, Hares off at 7pm
Bring : $5 hash cash, headlamp, virgins, backsliders, drinking vessel, new
shoes, warm clothes and a dry bag if raining.
There will be a dry car.

#6715

From: "new_mommy915" <new_mommy915@...>
Date: Mon Apr 6, 2009 2:42 am
Subject: Kahuna, Monday

new_mommy915

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Are there any details yet for this Monday Kahuna hash? bnsb

#6714

From: Tim Hyatt <RodgerFloyd@...>
Date: Sat Apr 4, 2009 4:56 am
Subject: Come join me at Coos Bay Red Dress Run on HashSpace

roastedweeenie

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http://www.hashspace.com/events/event/show?id=2021388%3AEvent%3A1325118&xgi=hOcsiIK

HashSpace

A Drinking Club with a Running Problem

Rusty's T-Bone

Rusty's T-Bone has invited you to the event 'Coos Bay Red Dress Run' on HashSpace!

Check out "Coos Bay Red Dress Run" on HashSpace

Rusty's T-Bone

Time: April 18, 2009 from 5pm to 7pm
State/Province: Oregon
Posted By: Rusty's T-Bone

Event Description:
Join us South Coasters for our 3rd(???) Anal Red Dress Run! There's a ton of crash space available and we promise to incite to try not to offend the locals too much again! So cum one, cum all! The hookah is packed and ready for passing! We'll see you all on the Coast!

See more details and RSVP on HashSpace:

About HashSpace

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#6713

From: sbc <hahpetcare@...>
Date: Fri Apr 3, 2009 6:09 pm
Subject: Contact

hahpetcare

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Crack Up can you please email or call me? Thank you.

I Like Balls (aka Sharon)

hahpetcare@...

(503)348-8120

#6712

From: scott lee <ork9lopez@...>
Date: Thu Apr 2, 2009 9:24 pm
Subject: Calling all TV hosts

ork9lopez

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A friend of mine (non-hasher) works for Comcast Sports net and they are puting together a new outdoor sports program. They are looking for a host for that show, some one that is real hands on outdoorsy type and who is local. Comcastsportsnet will be holding auditions in a sort of Survivor type contest in the near future. If you're interested in competing for the show host position let me know and I can steer you on who to contact.

Burnt Lips

#6711

From: Scooby Snatch <danarenee29@...>
Date: Thu Apr 2, 2009 8:06 pm
Subject: New Date for Coos Bay Red Dress!

danarenee29

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The date for the Coos Bay Red Dress was posted incorrectly. It has been changed on the calendar to 4/18.

Looks like we might need an OH3 hare on 4/11. I will do it if no one has signed up.

On-On

~Scooby Snatch

From: sarah <sleahy232@...>
To: OH3@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thursday, April 2, 2009 1:40:18 PM
Subject: Re: [OH3] ALTER EGOS: POWER STRUGGLE!

Join us!!
The date was posted incorrectly though. The REAL date is april 18th at 5 pm
Lots of crash space!
ON ON
F Tease

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

From: "Mark C. Forster"
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 2009 11:55:06 -0700 (PDT)
To: <humphash@yahoogroup s.com>; <oh3@yahoogroups. com>
Subject: [OH3] ALTER EGOS: POWER STRUGGLE!

Hey all you Bimbos and Wankers, check this out! It seems to be a very 'hashy' event on April 11 for those of us not making the trip out to the Red Dress in Coos Bay. Looks like fun, and those of you with costumes already set up from the superhero hash will have a head start as long as it is not an 'official' superhero [crap, can't cum as Wonder Woman again, unless one of u bimbos wants me to cum over wearing it some other time...]. It looks like 6pm on April 11th is the start, location tba. Buzz me back if u think u can cum.

~Naughty Girl

ps how 'bout making up a superhero that fits ur hash name?!?!?! [picture Nice Snatch showing up as a giant vagina, or Ditch Bitch with a hard hat and shovel, hmmm...]

ALTER EGOS: POWER STRUGGLE

Costumed villains and heroes duke it out over a few drinks!

Saturday, April 11th 2009.

A pub crawl with games, shenanigans, and prizes
This event is 21+
This event is FREE but you’ll wanna bring drinking money (bring cash, cards slow things down. $5 bills are ideal)
Come in a costume and persona of your own making and be amongst your mighty peers! Face social scorn if you dress as a character from comics or movies. We’ll know you’re not them.
This 2nd annual pub crawl extraordinaire is a collaboration between Drunken Rampage Events and the Alter Egos Society.

Special Thanks to the sponsors of our prizes:
STUMPTOWN COMICS FEST

	Drunken Rampage will be re-launching the website April 1, 2009. In the mean time, we are ~~working~~ laying around drunk, but planning to eventually ~~call your mom~~ fix the website . You can trust us to have the site up at exactly ~~8am -noon before last call~~ midnight April 1 just like you can trust us to do ~~your mom~~ anything else we promise. Basically, we are just now getting over the liver diseases we incurred during the Zero G-NYE party, the divorces from the Brides of March and whatever the hell we did back in February. We aren't sure what it was, but it seemed to involve a trip to a farm and some large machinery. We figured a new start was in order.
	Our next event - Alter Egos is 6pm April 11. Start on your costume now. An announcement will be bade on the dR newslist before then telling you which bar to go to (heroes start at one, villains start at another. Bet you wish you were already subscribed, huh?). In the mean time, a new Alter Egos video goes up on youtube each week so the heroes and villains can ~~creat fanfic porn of~~ yell at each other. Start on your costume now, and don't be the kind of douchebag who uses a character that already exists.
	-The Management ps- will somebody please scoop up our intern and mail her back? She was last seen near Joshua Tree talking to some bushes.

Mark C. Forster

"Heroism is a difficult concept to grasp until you have something in your life that you value even more than your own life."

#6710

From: "sarah" <sleahy232@...>
Date: Thu Apr 2, 2009 8:40 pm
Subject: Re: ALTER EGOS: POWER STRUGGLE!

sleahy232

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Join us!!
The date was posted incorrectly though. The REAL date is april 18th at 5 pm
Lots of crash space!
ON ON
F Tease

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

From: "Mark C. Forster"
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 2009 11:55:06 -0700 (PDT)
To: <humphash@yahoogroups.com>; <oh3@yahoogroups.com>
Subject: [OH3] ALTER EGOS: POWER STRUGGLE!

~Naughty Girl

ps how 'bout making up a superhero that fits ur hash name?!?!?! [picture Nice Snatch showing up as a giant vagina, or Ditch Bitch with a hard hat and shovel, hmmm...]

ALTER EGOS: POWER STRUGGLE

Costumed villains and heroes duke it out over a few drinks!

Saturday, April 11th 2009.

Special Thanks to the sponsors of our prizes:
STUMPTOWN COMICS FEST

	Drunken Rampage will be re-launching the website April 1, 2009. In the mean time, we are ~~working~~ laying around drunk, but planning to eventually ~~call your mom~~ fix the website . You can trust us to have the site up at exactly ~~8am -noon before last call~~ midnight April 1 just like you can trust us to do ~~your mom~~ anything else we promise. Basically, we are just now getting over the liver diseases we incurred during the Zero G-NYE party, the divorces from the Brides of March and whatever the hell we did back in February. We aren't sure what it was, but it seemed to involve a trip to a farm and some large machinery. We figured a new start was in order.
	Our next event - Alter Egos is 6pm April 11. Start on your costume now. An announcement will be bade on the dR newslist before then telling you which bar to go to (heroes start at one, villains start at another. Bet you wish you were already subscribed, huh?). In the mean time, a new Alter Egos video goes up on youtube each week so the heroes and villains can ~~creat fanfic porn of~~ yell at each other. Start on your costume now, and don't be the kind of douchebag who uses a character that already exists.
	-The Management ps- will somebody please scoop up our intern and mail her back? She was last seen near Joshua Tree talking to some bushes.

Mark C. Forster

"Heroism is a difficult concept to grasp until you have something in your life that you value even more than your own life."

#6709

From: "Mark C. Forster" <papamarko4@...>
Date: Thu Apr 2, 2009 6:55 pm
Subject: ALTER EGOS: POWER STRUGGLE!

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~Naughty Girl

ps how 'bout making up a superhero that fits ur hash name?!?!?! [picture Nice Snatch showing up as a giant vagina, or Ditch Bitch with a hard hat and shovel, hmmm...]

ALTER EGOS: POWER STRUGGLE

Costumed villains and heroes duke it out over a few drinks!

Saturday, April 11th 2009.

Special Thanks to the sponsors of our prizes:
STUMPTOWN COMICS FEST

	Drunken Rampage will be re-launching the website April 1, 2009. In the mean time, we are ~~working~~ laying around drunk, but planning to eventually ~~call your mom~~ fix the website . You can trust us to have the site up at exactly ~~8am -noon before last call~~ midnight April 1 just like you can trust us to do ~~your mom~~ anything else we promise. Basically, we are just now getting over the liver diseases we incurred during the Zero G-NYE party, the divorces from the Brides of March and whatever the hell we did back in February. We aren't sure what it was, but it seemed to involve a trip to a farm and some large machinery. We figured a new start was in order.
	Our next event - Alter Egos is 6pm April 11. Start on your costume now. An announcement will be bade on the dR newslist before then telling you which bar to go to (heroes start at one, villains start at another. Bet you wish you were already subscribed, huh?). In the mean time, a new Alter Egos video goes up on youtube each week so the heroes and villains can ~~creat fanfic porn of~~ yell at each other. Start on your costume now, and don't be the kind of douchebag who uses a character that already exists.
	-The Management ps- will somebody please scoop up our intern and mail her back? She was last seen near Joshua Tree talking to some bushes.

Mark C. Forster

"Heroism is a difficult concept to grasp until you have something in your life that you value even more than your own life."