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Kahuna Hash 145 Hares StinkFinger with Inspiration from Wet Spots. (USA TODAY Version)
The phone rings at the Stinfinger House -Stinky Picks Up phone
Stinky -Hello (mumbled barely heard)
Wet Spots - Hi Honey
Stinky - Hi Honey.
Wet Spots - Love of My Life I have to stay at the W thing late.
Stinky - Honey you know I don't know how to set a trail.
Wet Spots - I know
Stinky -"Fuck It - I'll Set the best damn trail for you dear. I'll make you proud"
Wet Spots - Dream Big my Dear StinkFinger. Spread your seed.
Wet Spots - Hi Honey
Stinky - Hi Honey.
Wet Spots - Love of My Life I have to stay at the W thing late.
Stinky - Honey you know I don't know how to set a trail.
Wet Spots - I know
Stinky -"Fuck It - I'll Set the best damn trail for you dear. I'll make you proud"
Wet Spots - Dream Big my Dear StinkFinger. Spread your seed.
Well
the start was at Lake Oswego Jr. H.S. on the same night as the
community Cub Scout meeting. Parking was scarce, but the mood of 23
hashers was just plain jocular. StinkFinger was off at 6:50 and
proclaimed he needed the entire fifteen minutes. We think that is what
he said.
The StinkFinger sets trail as fast as an amoeba or possibly a slug. And this trail was as easy to follow as that of a slimy slug on dry winter day, Mystery Meat and Ass 2 Mouth led us to an arrow into the shiggy. Miles of head lamps could be seen snaking through trails seldom run in Portland. Mr. Cream Jeans and hound soon solved a difficult check on a night as dark as you wanted it to be, and led us to a great beer check on a perfectly chilly perfect night to hash. ( I miss Flaming Fart as he would have enjoyed this). We lingered for a long while as the beers tasted great tonight. Flaming Clitoris could have not agreed more as we all stood together and enjoyed a perfectly serene and surreal winter night.
Hash Math: StinkFinger told us later we almost caught him which once again questions the sanity of our beloved hare. It took us 16 minutes to run to the beer check and he had a 15 minute head start which led us to derive.
From the hash dictionary as applies to this run
ON-IN- Where the hash finishes -In a Cub Scout Parking Lot.
ON-AFTER Usually a pub where the hash meets after the running- In a Cub Scout Parking Lot.
Religion- At OKH3, a short ceremony after the hash to recognize FNGs, the Hare, and sing a song or two. (Radies Man led religion in just under five minuutes)
Hounds, Pack- 23 half minds tonight.
Hezbollah - very bad people
Shiggy- Anything that's not pavement or dirt trail. (There were 69 yards of this tonight)
Virgins- there was one tonight.
Honor to StinkFinger...
The StinkFinger sets trail as fast as an amoeba or possibly a slug. And this trail was as easy to follow as that of a slimy slug on dry winter day, Mystery Meat and Ass 2 Mouth led us to an arrow into the shiggy. Miles of head lamps could be seen snaking through trails seldom run in Portland. Mr. Cream Jeans and hound soon solved a difficult check on a night as dark as you wanted it to be, and led us to a great beer check on a perfectly chilly perfect night to hash. ( I miss Flaming Fart as he would have enjoyed this). We lingered for a long while as the beers tasted great tonight. Flaming Clitoris could have not agreed more as we all stood together and enjoyed a perfectly serene and surreal winter night.
Hash Math: StinkFinger told us later we almost caught him which once again questions the sanity of our beloved hare. It took us 16 minutes to run to the beer check and he had a 15 minute head start which led us to derive.
- Blast Rag can run 44 miles per hour.
- Stink Finger got really lost. I mean really lost.
- Alone in the woods at night people hear things.
- Hashing is about telling stories
From the hash dictionary as applies to this run
FNG- F*&$ing New Guy -There was one. His name was just something.
DFL- Dead F*&$ing Last - Tinkerbell is still out on course.
FRB- Front Running Bastards - Newly Tanned Tool Box
SCB - Short Cutting Bastards -Cream Jeans Chevrolet Short Cutting
DFL- Dead F*&$ing Last - Tinkerbell is still out on course.
FRB- Front Running Bastards - Newly Tanned Tool Box
SCB - Short Cutting Bastards -Cream Jeans Chevrolet Short Cutting
Definitions
ON-IN- Where the hash finishes -In a Cub Scout Parking Lot.
ON-AFTER Usually a pub where the hash meets after the running- In a Cub Scout Parking Lot.
Religion- At OKH3, a short ceremony after the hash to recognize FNGs, the Hare, and sing a song or two. (Radies Man led religion in just under five minuutes)
Hounds, Pack- 23 half minds tonight.
Hezbollah - very bad people
Shiggy- Anything that's not pavement or dirt trail. (There were 69 yards of this tonight)
Virgins- there was one tonight.
Honor to StinkFinger...
