Hello all,
We have a grand event cuming up in our charming little berg and we
would like to see as many hashers as possible attend. Yes it is here,
for those of you that said it would never cum, fuck you for judging
me...I mean us. The 5th Anniversary is of our venerated hash has
arrived and we plan to make it an event like any other grand hash,
which is to say, as unorganized as possible, with lots of beer, and
containing even more nudity than the back issue of National Geographic
that Dregs has next to his bed. Cum one cum all to this gala event and
dress appropriately please...

When: Saturday April 19th @ 4:30pm (hares off at 5)
Hares: Dick for Short and Banana Hole
Start: Chintimini Park on NW 27th and Taylor (Corvallis, OR)
Trail: A to B with Dry Car, dog/stroller/walker/segway/roller skate
friendly...except for the 40 foot chasm with rope swing.
Bring: Dry bag, virgins, hash cash, IDs, sheep, memories of CH3 hashes
gone-by, and as always a ludicrous amount of patience for the RA.

Also we are planning on bringing a demo of the first ever (I think)
CH3 Haberdashery so cum with orders as well if you desire some of the
coolest digs all the kids are wearing on campus. (digs is still ok
right, thats still hip isn't it?)

ON ~ ON
Dick for Short