The event opened with Pheonix making his way to the ring demanding
that the Lumberjack Match with Anarchy take place right then.
Anarchy came out and said he was not ready to wrestle yet and headed
back to the locker room. Pheonix got out of the ring and chased
Anarchy to the back.

* Gunner Hansen (2006 X-8 participant) beat Donnie Tsunami

* Ryan Paradise beat $Dollar$ in a $1,000.00 Challenge Match and
took Dollar's "check"

JT Zorin came out and announced he was in a great mood tonight as he
has just secured the services of a wrestling legend to help him in
his goal of taking over the wrestling world, just as he has taken
over the EWF. Zorin says he will announce who that legend is at
the X8 Tournament next Saturday.

Zorin went on to say he was going to end the show with
a "Championship Celebration" fitting of his greatness.

Also, Zorin says that since he was in such a great mood he was going
to allow Bob to come back to the EWF if Bob were able to beat his
opponent tonight.

* Bob beat Klunk The Klown

After the match, Zorin said "April Fools" and told Bob he was still
not allowed in the EWF.

* Tommy Gage beat Frank Stein

* Rastakhan (2006 X-8 participant) beat Hank Calhoun

* Osyris & Steve Amani beat Big John Hurtz & Wildman Rogers

* Lumberjack Match: Pheonix vs. Anarchy - no contest

After chasing each other all over the arena and prompting many small
fights between lumberjacks. Pheonix reviled am April Fools joke of
his own and joined in with Anarchy to start attacking the
Lumberjacks. The Lumberjacks stormed the ring sending Anarchy &
Pheonix running to the back.

Noah Lott came to the ring to a chorus of boos. He announced that
because of a personal tragedy in his life he was retiring. Lott
thanked the fans for whether they liked him and for those who hated
him. Noah laid the mic down in the center of the ring and made his
way to the locker room. A "Thank you Noah" chat started which
brought Lott back to the ring and he picked up the mic again and
announced the fans were still as dumb tonight as they ever were.
Noah announced he fooled the fans yet again and is now 5-0 with
fooling the fans of the EWF.

Jack Thriller came out to a ovation to start their match.

* New Era Title: Jack Thriller (c) beat Noah Lott

* Tag Titles: Fallen Dragon & Hypnosis beat Locked N' Loaded (c) to
win the titles

After the match, Anarchy & Pheonix came to the ring and attacked the
new champs challenging them to a match at the EWF event in Dunkirk
on the April 7th.

J.T. Zorin came out for his "Championship Celebration" where
hundreds of balloons and streamers were around the ring with members
of Team Zorin.

Zorin announced he had one final surprise for the fans, saying that
he had decided to give Bob back his job anyway because actually Bob
had been conspiring along with Zorin! The whole time the fans have
thought they hated each other actually Bob was on Team Zorin the
whole time... Bob came out to the ring with a candle filled cake.
Bob said the fans were not there for him and that he was on now on
Team Zorin. .Bob stopped and looked at Zorin then announced April
Fools and smashed the cake in Zorin's face and then DDT'd him into
the cake before leaving the ring to the approval of the fans in
attendance.