Gosh, can the names get anyworse? First we have Mr. Compulsive,
Shock and Awe, and now we get Nicholas Doooouuuoooooom.(The extra
accent for Corey Maclin's stupid way of pronouncing things.)

Mabel as Southern Champion. Gosh, Wheaties used to be "The
Breakfast of Champions", but now I'd say Hershey bars are.

Plain and simple, Memphis Wrestling is B.A.D.

Gosh, I miss the USWA.

For that matter, I miss Randy Hales's booking.


--- In Mempho@yahoogroups.com, "Gregory White" <gregrageous@e...>
wrote:
> Memphis Wrestling
> Home of Rhythm & Bruise
> written by Gregory White Gregrageous@E...
> 5/1/04
> UPN studios Memphis TN
> Hosts:Cory Maclin and Brian Teigland
>
> The crowd today for the show is very lively and I can see some
members of my Yahoo group Mempho in the crowd. The announcers still
have no desk and they are just sitting in directors chairs today as
a result of past actions of Money Inc.,Shock and Jimmy Hart
destroying the set a few weeks back.
>
> Jimmy Hart comes out. I did not have the chance to answer what
Lawler gad to say about me at the end of the show last week. He got
the belts back but he lost the $50,000 jacket. You will never get
it back Lawler. I am gonna sell it for $50,000 on Ebay and they
will be nothing that you are anybody can do anything about it.
Jimmy Hart is on Memphis Wrestling 52 times a year. Lawler you are
always running from me. I made Memphis Wrestling. You can ask
these people. The fans boo Hart.
>
> They announce who will be on the show today.
> The Lifeguards vs. Shock and Koonta.
> Update on Kevin White.
> Bill Dundee and Tracy Smothers.
> King Mable in ring.
>
> Shock,Koonta and Jimmy Hart come out. Hart, We are not playing
around anymore. The people who were in the First Family who quit
are on the hit list. Bill Dundee we are not going to let you get by
on what you did to Doug Gilbert at the Midsouth Coliseum 1 week
ago. Shock, let me explain something Jerry Lawler, Jimmy Hart got
his jacket back, I got my title,Money Inc. has their titles,we got
the Cruiserweight Title and we got the Ladies Title. The XWF has
taken over Memphis wrestling and as far as I am concerned Memphis
Wrestling is dead and will never ever be resurrected.
>
> The first match of the day is The Lifeguards vs. Koonta and Shock
with Jimmy Hart. The Lifeguards are really over as this match is
very good. Shock pins Lifeguard Scott Starr
> Winners:Shock and Koonta.
>
> They show a taped interview with Kevin White from Hendersonville
TN. Cory asks Kevin about his condition. Kevin, An X Ray revealed
that I broke a rib on my left side. I did it at the very beginning
of the match. They show a video of Kevin White being attended by
Memphis wrestling officials while the interview continues. The
Worse thing when you break a rib is that you cannot take a deep
breath. after about 20 minutes I could not catch my breath and I
felt like drowning. I made it through the match and when I made it
to the back I collapsed. I don't remember what happened after
that. I remember being in an ambulance. Cory, what happened is
that you were in an I quit match that you continued for 15-20
minutes. I fought to keep in the match. I had Koko in the figure
four leglock. Koko was begging for Jimmy Hart to throw in the towel
and Jimmy Hart sunk to a new level of using ether on my dad. It is
not funny for Jimmy Hart to call my dad an alcoholic because my dad
has never touched alcohol in his life. Jimmy Hart this is not over,
I will get revenge for what you said about and done to my dad.
>
> Koko Ware and Jimmy Hart comes out. Jimmy Hart, I am so scared
when Kevin White threatens me. His daddy is an alcoholic. Cory,Mr.
White is a Christian man. Koko, A Christian Man? Cory, He is a
Christian. Koko, You call yourself a Christian and you visited
Kevin White's home. Cory, They are good people. Koko,They must
have a back door. Koko, Bill Dundee trained Kevin White. Jimmy
Hart, What Bill Dundee trained Kevin White? Kevin you need to get
your money back. That is a lawsuit waiting to happen. Koko, I am
very shocked of you Bill Dundee. You are really messed up. You put
someone in the business who did not pay his dues!!!!!! I am gonna
take it out on you!!!!!!!! I worked hard in this business!!!!!!!!
This is not Kevin White this is not bobbing. This is professional
Wrestling. I headlined Wrestlemania III in front of 93,000 people.
Jimmy Hart,Brian you talk too much on this show. Brian, I cannot
get a word in edgewise. Hart, Is he alive,check his pulse? Koko,Why
are you out here?!!!! You are not saying nothing!!!!!!!! Jimmy
Hart, He would look good doing the weather in a neckbrace. Koko
then tries to intimidate Brian by picking a fight.
>
> They show a Money Inc. video set to a new Jimmy Hart song. It is
Money Inc. on Motorcycles at various places on Beale St. during the
day and carrying the World Title belts and highlights from various
matches.
>
>
> On the Round Town:
> Memphis Slam Jam c.d.'s. Not Available in Stores. Buy today! 901-
791-0722.
>
> Send check or Money order to
> Memphis Wrestling
> P.O. Box 240804
> Memphis TN 38124
>
>
> It has 6 songs.
>
>
> Bill Dundee comes out with Tim Rawlings. Dundee, It will be at 4
p.m. at the Strand Theater in Millington TN on Mothers day Sunday.
Tim, I will be working with a magician. He does a Rodney
Dangerfield impersonation as mentions all the ones that he will be
doing at the show. sigh I miss Jason Sensation.
>
> Hollywood comes out. I was in the back watching the Money Inc.
video with the muscles and all. I would like to invite Jimmy Hart
and Money Inc. to a place where the real big boys hang out at and
that is Club Vortex. Cory, It is at Madison and Cooper on Overton
Square. Hollywood, I will be there and it is a new club.
>
>
> Mable comes out with the Southern Title. It is mentioned that it
is Cory's Birthday is May 6th. Happy Birthday, Cory!!!!!!
> Mable, I will be wrestling some weird guy from deepest darkest
Canada named Nicholas Doom. It would make his day to take this belt
from around my shoulder. I am King Mable,The King of the Ring.
What is this? Nicholas Doom comes out. He is wearing a huge mask
from what looks like some Aborigine culture in the pacific somewhere
and wearing a type of red shag fur robe. Mable, All Canadians look
weird but this is the weirdest of them all. I thought Rico was the
guy with the mind game. Doom, Waaaah I am gonna kill you
man!!!!!!!!!!!! The fans start a you suck chant for Nicholas Doom.
>
> The second match of the day is King Mable vs. Nicholas Doom. They
fight in the crowd. Mable with a variation of a slam. The fans pop
for Mable and do a loser chant for Nicholas Doom.
> Winner:King Mable.
>
> Kid Kash comes out with Jimmy Hart. Hart, Jimmy Hart was out
here with his Limo driver promoting a magic show for Millington TN.
Why don't you both do a magic trick and disappear. Kid Kash, I
asked Jimmy Hart in the back of Why am I here? I am not only a Tag
team champion of the world but I have been the Crusierweight
champion for two years many Titles around the world. What is there
left for me to do other than to go to the WWE and smack people
around because I have smacked everyone around here. Cory, Flex is
your opponent. Kash,There is a weight limit here. He is no
Cruiserweight. Hart, this guy weighs 300 pounds.
>
> The third match of the day is Flex vs. Kid Kash with Jimmy Hart.
The Fans do a Go Flex go chant. The match is very good. Kash jumps
over the top rope and pins Flex while Hart holds Flex's leg down
> Winner:Kid Kash.
>
> They show a woman holding a Alan Steel is a punk sign and the fans
chanting "Alan Steel is a punk".
>
> The fourth match of the day is Tracy Smothers and Bill Dundee vs.
Tony Gunn and Alan Steel. Dundee accidentally hits Smothers a few
times when Smothers holds Steel for Dundee to hit. Smothers holds
Gunn for Dundee to hit and Dundee accidentally hits Smothers again.
Smothers is on the ring apron and Dundee accidentally hits Smothers
again. Dundee is taking care of business in the ring and Smothers
hits Dundee. Dundee attacks Smothers and Koko Ware and Jimmy Hart
hits the ring. Koko with a 2x4 and Smothers gang up on Dundee.
> Winners:Match stopped.
>
> Smothers walks up to the announcers. Dundee suckerpunched me. He
did it on purpose. I am sick of being a nice guy!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!
YOU BIG FAT HAWG!!!!!! He held me back for 20 years. He and Jerry
Lawler. I will slap everybody here. I am main event
material!!!!!!!!!!!! They continue beating on Bill Dundee and
leave.
>
>
> I would personally like to invite the Wrestling fans and wrestlers
to check out my Wrestling club located at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho/. It has loads of pictures,The
Memphis wrestling results that you see every week,many page links of
some of the wrestlers that you see on Memphis Wrestling and many
wrestling fans to talk with and don't forget to watch Memphis
Wrestling on UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday morning, On UPN
Mississippi at 9 p.m. every Saturday Night,and there are shows that
you can watch at http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling
section. Those in England can watch Memphis Classic Wrestling
several times a week on the Wrestling Channel on SKY Digital channel
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>
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