Maria is backstage with John Cena. Maria gets confused about the
match tonight. Cena cuts her off and says they have known each other
for a while. Sometimes he looks at her and thinks she's so beautiful.
He asks if she ate paint chips as a kid.

Cena said tonight is a big night. Cena said it's a steamy night here
in Cleveland. Secondly, Stephanie had a kid and Vince and Shane
aren't here tonight. Cena said who the father is, is anyone's guess.
He said Coach had a match with Shawn Michaels, and Foley and Flair
called each other out. He said that Edge is rated PG13, but Lita is
rated NC17. No cold sores in 17 days.

He said Johnny Nitro is named after a natural gas, and when you see
Melina get in the ring you get a bit of the rungs. Spank the pants.
Then you have the Legend and the Legend Killer but Hogan Knows Best.
We have a Samoan Bulldozer and Eschoochamay. He mocks Armando and
tells him to shut his pie hole. Cena starts to flip out and lose it,
and amidst all the chaos there is a focus that even Maria can
understand. Tonight, his partner is Ric Flair and he gets to kick
Edge's ass!

Source: powerwrestling.com