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--- E Allan Williams <ewilliams@...> wrote:

> To: <dilihash@...>
> From: "E Allan Williams" <ewilliams@...>
> Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 15:23:24 +0900
> Subject: [DiliHash] FW: Looks like bumper stickers
> USA, some are OK
>
>
> >IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >If You! Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
> >
> >~~~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~~~~~~
> >
> >Illiterate? Write For Help.
> >
> >~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Honk If Anything Falls Off.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles
> From The Next Exit.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
> Person.
> >
> >~~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
>
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Fight Crime: Shoot Back! !
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
> >
> >If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70
> mph
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Guys: No Shirt, No Service
> >
> >Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~
> >
> >If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
> Mailman Look Like Jabba
> The Hu t?
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Ax Me About Ebonics.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Boldly Going Nowhere.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Heart Attacks:  God's RevengeFor Eating His Animal
> Friends
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car
> Window.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
> Admits He is Lost?
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >AND Finally,
> >
> >"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED
> >
> >TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR
> >
> >THE SAME REASON"
> >
> >
>
>




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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says,"Me feet are fookin freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and
get me fooken slippers?"
"Nae bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

>
> DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT
>
> >A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the
> woman at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."
> >
> >The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon,
> sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
> >
> >"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn
> checking account now!"
> >
> >"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
> >tolerated in this bank."
> >
> >The teller leaves the window and goes over to the
> bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees  that
> the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.
> >
> >They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,
> "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
> >
> >"There is no damn problem." the man says. "I just won $200  million
> bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn
> bank."
> >
> >"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving
> you a hard time?
>
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>

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the
famous
>erudite scientist who once said, "I woke up one morning and all of
my stuff
>had been stolen... and replaced by exact duplicates!"
>
>His mind tends to see things a bit differently than the rest of us
mortals.
>
>Here are some of his gems:
>
>1- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
>
>2- Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
>
>3- Half the people you know are below average.
>
>4- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>
>5- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>
>6- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
>
>7- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>
>8- If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
>
>9- All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
>
>10- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
>
>11- I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
>
>12- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
>
>13- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
>
>14- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked
>something.
>
>15- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>
>16- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
>
>17- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
>
>18- Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
>
>19- I intend to live forever; so far, so good.
>
>20- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
>
>21- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
>
>22- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
>
>23- My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made
your
>horn louder."
>
>24- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
>
>25- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.
>
>26- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
>
>27- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
>
>28- The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the
>bread.
>
>29- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
is
>research.
>
>30- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
>
>31- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch
up.
>
>32- The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to
be on
>it.
>
>33- Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
>
>AND THE ALL TIME FAVORITE:
>
>34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your
headlights
>work?

Welcome to Bog Off the latest member of the Magoanine H3 group. Not exactly the
quickest
growing group but quality counts as does a degree of exclusivity. Still it would
be nice to give
sperm bank his shirt - he really is taking the parady a little bit too far!!!!

We need to organise a mega event that will grab the attention of the masses.

On On

Child Abuse

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Any clues on where TGIF is tonite
 
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God Bles ..merica





> A Grandmother's Observation  !!!
>
>  I just spent several hours observing teenagers who were hanging out
at
> our local mall. I came to the conclusion that many teenagers in
America
> are living in poverty. Most of the young men I observed didn't  even
own
> a belt; there was not one among the whole group. But that  wasn't the
> sad part . . . many of them were wearing their daddy's  jeans. Some of

> these jeans were so big and baggy that they hung low on  their hips,
> exposing their underwear. I know some of them must have  been ashamed
> their daddy was short, because his jeans hardly went below their
knees.
>
>  They weren't even their daddies' good jeans, for most of them had
> holes ripped in the knees and had a dirty look to them.
>
>  It grieved me that in a modern, affluent society like America, there
> are people who can't afford a decent pair of jeans. I have been
> thinking about asking my church to start a jeans drive for the "poor
> kids at the mall."
>  Then on Christmas Eve, I could go Christmas caroling and distribute
> jeans to these poor teenagers. But here is the saddest part..... it
was
> the girls they were hanging out with that disturbed me the most. I
have
> never in all of my life seen such "poor" girls. These girls had  the
> opposite problem of the guys... they all had to wear their little
> sisters clothes.
>  Their jeans were about five sizes too small. I don't know how they
> could even put them on, let alone button them up. Their jeans barely
> went over their hipbones. Most of them also had on their little
> sister's top; it hardly covered their midsection. Oh, they were trying

> to hold their heads up with pride, but it was a sad sight to see these

> almost grown women wearing children's clothes. However, it was their
> underwear that bothered me the most. They, like the boys, because of
> the improper fitting of their clothes, also had their underwear
> exposed. I have never seen anything like it. It looked like their
> underwear was only held together by a single piece of . . string. I
> know it also saddens your heart to receive this report on the
condition
> of our American teenagers. While I go to bed every night with a closet

> full of clothes nearby, there are millions of "mall girls" who barely
> have enough material to keep it together. I think their "poorness" is
> why these two groups gather at the mall, the boys with their short
> daddies'
>  ripped jeans, and  the girls wearing their younger sisters'
>  clothes. The mall is one place where they can find acceptance.
>
>  So, the next time you are at the mall doing your shopping and you
pass
> by some of these poor teenagers, would you say a prayer for them?
>
>
>
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