In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am.  But let me ask you something.  If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask  me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me  if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was  Mexican?

Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if  I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy  says,

"Well then why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I  ask for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home  Depot.

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