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> He who Drinks Australian Thinks
Australian !!
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Read On
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> An Australian guy is traveling around the Greek islands. He walks
into
> a bar and by chance is served by an Australian barmaid.
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> As she takes his order, a Fosters, she notices his accent. Over
the
course
> of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks
if
she
> wants to come back to his place. Although she is attracted to him
she
says
> no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him. As she is
traveling
> around the world and is short of funds, she agrees.
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> The next night the man turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and
after
> showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him
again
for
> $200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to
agree.
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> This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the man comes in
again,
orders
> Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that
if
she
> pays
> him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of
him.
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> So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's
from in
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> "So am I. What suburb?" she enquires.
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> "Glen Iris" he replies.
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> "That's amazing".........she says, excitedly, so am I -
what street?"
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> Cameo Street ? he replies.
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> "This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice
quavering.
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> "What number?" "Number 20", he replies.
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> She is totally astonished.
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> "You are NOT going to believe this........? she screams,
"but I'm from
> number
> 22! My parents still live there!"
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> "I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to
give to you"
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> HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN
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