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> Redneck Man's pick up lines
>
> 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
> 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
> 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
> 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.
> 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
> 6) If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts inyer hole.
> 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
>light
> switch away.
> 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say
> something that would break the ice."
> 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer
>bed-rock.
> 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
>inta
> this cheap motel room.

> 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
> 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon
> and.... save the best for last!
> 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
> tighten up.
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