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Subject: Fw: The Lion Tamer
Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 16:16:14 -0500

Subject: The Lion Tamer

 

 

 

 A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer, and two people show up.
One is a good looking older man in his mid-sixties and the other is
a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.

    The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.
This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better
be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and
a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

    The blonde says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the
whip and the gun and  steps right into the lion's cage. The lion
starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way
there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss
her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her
feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen
a display like that in my life."

He then turns to the older man and asks, "Can you top that?"

The older man replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the
way"