--- G J <gregjosephsnz@...> wrote:

> To: dilihash@...
> From: G J <gregjosephsnz@...>
> Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:22:29 +1300 (NZDT)
> Subject: [DiliHash] (Dilihash) Just joking :-)
>
> Male or Female???
>
> You might not have known this, but a lot of
> non-living
> objects are actually either male or female. Here
> are some examples:
>
> FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold
> everything in, but you can see right through them.
>
> PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once
> turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
> They are an effective reproductive device if the
> right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc
> if you
> push the wrong buttons.
>
> TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily
> and are often over inflated.
>
> HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to
> get them
> to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under
> their arse
>
> SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft,
> squeezable and retain water.
>
> WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly
> being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
>
> TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use
> the same
> Old lines for picking up people.
>
> EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over
> time, all
> The weight shifts to the bottom.
>
> HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years,
> they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally
> handy to have around.
>
> THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably
> thought it
> would be male, but consider this: It easily gives
> a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
> he doesn't always know which buttons to push,
> he just keeps trying. (hence why my remote won’t
> work!)
>
> Merry Xmas and Happy Hash Year
>
> Uranus
> Greek God of the Sky, quite apt for the RNZAF :-)
>
>
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