Blondes - it's Xmas!

Blonde's Year In Review



January - Took new scarf back to store because it was
too tight.





February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels... Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in
typewriter!!!





March - Got really excited! Finished jigsaw puzzle in
6 months ... box said "2-4 years!"





April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went
out!!





May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions on
packet ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little
packets!!





June - Tried to go water skiing ... Bummer ...
couldn't find a lake with a slope.





July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ...
learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used
their arms!





August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ...
car swamped because soft-top was open.





September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't
it??





October - Hate M &M's .... they are so hard to peel.





November - Burned turkey. Baked it for 4 1/2 days.
Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!





December - Couldn't call 911 ..."duh" ... like there's
no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!





What a year!!

Hope it's a better year next year.......













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