> >
> > A Young man called Ron wanted to buy his new
> > girlfriends Christmas
> > present. As they hadn't been seeing each
> other
> > for very long ,he decided
> > after careful consideration, that a pair of
> > gloves would strike the right
> > note, not too romantic and not too personal.
>
> >
> > He went with his girlfriends sister to
> Harrods
> > and bought a dainty pair
> > of white fur lined gloves, The sister bought
> a
> > pair of Knickers for
> > herself at the same time.
> >
> > During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed
> > up the two items, the
> > sister got the gloves and Ron got the
> > knickers, Without checking Ron
> > sealed the package and sent it to his new
> > girlfriend with the following
> > letter:-
> >
> > Dear Sasha,
> > I chose these because i've noticed that you
> > are
> > not wearing any when we go out in the
> > evenings. If it had not been for
> > your sister I would have chosen the long
> ones
> > with buttons, but she
> > wears shorter ones which are easier to
> remove,
> >
> > These are a very delicate shade, but the
> lady
> > I bought them from showed
> > me the pair she had been wearing for the
> past
> > three weeks and they were
> > hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours on
> > for me and she looked
> > really smart in them even though they were a
> > little bit tight on her.
> >
> >
> > She also said that the pair rubs her ring
> > which helps keep it clean and
> > shiny, In fact she has'nt needed to wash it
> > since she began wearing
> > them,
> > I wish I was there to put them on for you
> the
> > first time, as no doubt
> > many other hands will touch them before I
> have
> > a chance to see you
> > again.
> >
> > When you take them off remember to blow into
> > them a little bit because
> > they will be naturally a little damp from
> > wearing, Just think how many
> > times my lips will kiss them during the
> coming
> > year.
> >
> > I hope you will wear them for me on Friday
> > night.
> >
> > All my love
> >
> > Ron.
> >
> > P.S.The latest style is to wear them folded
> > down with a little bit of
> >
> > fur showing.
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
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