--- Shane McCarthy <shanemuck@...> wrote:

> To: <dilihash@...>
> From: "Shane McCarthy" <shanemuck@...>
> Date: Mon, 18 Dec 2006 15:24:04 +0900
> Subject: [DiliHash] Lovely Little Riddles
>
> X-RATED RIDDLES
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>
> Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer
> and a hooker?
>
> A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
>
>
>
> Q. What's a mixed feeling?
>
> A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a
> cliff in your new
>
> car.
>
>
>
> Q. What's the height of conceit?
>
> A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
>
>
>
> Q. What's the definition of macho?
>
> A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
>
>
>
> Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a
> golf ball?
>
> A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
>
>
>
> Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe
> sex?
>
> A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep
> that kick!
>
>
>
> Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
>
> A. Because it's worth it!
>
>
>
> Q. What is a Yankee?
>
> A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it
> alone.
>
>
>
> Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
>
> A. They both like a tight seal.
>
>
>
> Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in
> common?
>
> A. Their balls are just for decoration.
>
>
>
> Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and
> "aaaaaaah"?
>
> A. About three inches.
>
>
>
> Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
>
> A. For traction in the mud.
>
>
>
> Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
>
> A. The grip.
>
>
>
> Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
>
> A. It's not hard.
>
>
>
> Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and
> a wife?
>
> A: 45 pounds.
>
>
>
> Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a
> husband?
>
> A: 45 minutes.
>
>
>
> Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
> contact?
>
> A: Breasts don't have eyes.
>
>
>
> Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
> bird of true love?
>
> A. The swallow.
>
>
>
> Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
>
> A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
>
>
>
> Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in
> the morning?
>
> A. They don't have balls to scratch!
>
>
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