Essential for a Monday morning


There
is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and
By hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer
(WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or
anyone else
Via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
Completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and
take two
Good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
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