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"We had a great time and you can bet we'll be there next year…Anyone
who misses next years Tampa Hash cruise is a major Wanker! – Happy
Meal and Little Fin

     CARIBBEAN HASH CRUISE 2007
Oct. 14 – Oct. 21, 2007
"This will be a Legendary hash vacation…"

Come and join the Tampa Hashers as we set sail on the 8th Annual
Caribbean Hash Cruise.  We will be departing from the port of Tampa,
FL and sailing on Carnival Cruise Line's ship "The Legend".  We'll be
cruising to Grand Cayman, Cozumel, Belize and Costa Maya.  This ship
is one of Carnival's newest ships, built in 2006.  It has 13 decks,
and is over 960 ft long, The cabins are more luxurious, many with
balconies, and each cabin has a mini fridge.  This will be a 7 night,
8-day cruise visiting 4 exotic ports!  Included will be your
accommodations, entertainment, delicious 4 course meals, Vegas-style
shows, Comedy acts, International singers, swimming pools, a Fitness
Center, a water slide, Jacuzzis, a sauna, a whirlpool, a steam room,
a casino, an internet café, duty free shops, a disco, a piano bar,
midnight buffets, 24-hour complimentary room service, and 24-hour
pizza and ice cream.

As a part of the hasher group we will have special events, private
parties, onboard hash runs and group shore excursions.  We will have
a pre-cruise hash run and a "Meet your cruisemates" party in Tampa on
Saturday night. Then, we will meet up for a "Bon-voyage party" prior
to boarding.  After our group photo, we will have a "Bathrobes and
Bubbly" champagne toast to our departure.  We will have four more
onboard parties, including a "Welcome Party", a "Beer-Fest", a "Theme
Party" and a "Sunset Sarong Party". These events will include all the
beer you can drink, as well as the choice of 2 other alcoholic
beverages. We are also planning a room crawl, a topless deck party, a
ghetto hall party and a karaoke singing adventure. Free champagne and
cabin treats, Free wine at dinner on formal nights, Free cabin
upgrades, and special prizes and giveaways.  We are planning special
group shore excursions in all of the ports, including a "Beer Beach
Party".  On past cruises we have had a group excursion to
snorkel/swim with stingrays, and another to go cave tubing.  In
Cozumel, we have cruised on a party boat and played at a Mexican
Beach Club.  Using the input of the attendees, I can organize similar
events, or go for something new, like a trip to see Mayan Ruins.
More information to come…

Look what we're planning:
· Friday Pre-cruise Happy Hour
· Saturday Tampa Hash Run
· Saturday On-After Pool Party
· Sunday Bon Voyage Party
· Bathrobes and Bubbly Party
· Welcome Aboard Party
· Theme Party
· Sunset Sarong Party
· Topless Deck Party
· Onboard Hash Runs
· Ghetto Hall Party with Stairwell Twister
· Hash Room Crawl
· Hash Contests and Games with prizes
· Hash Lanyard and Tag
· Costa Mayan hash run with Mexican beer and beach fun
·  Mexican Beach Club party in Cozumel with giveaways and
surprises
·  Opt. Group excursion to Snorkel and Swim with the Stingrays
in Grand Cayman
·  Opt. Group excursion to Tube in the Rainforest in Belize
·  Opt. Group excursion to see Mayan Ruins


" I had so much fun. Sign me up for next year, there is NO way I am
going to miss hanging out with you guys. Thank you so much for all
the work you put into keeping us all entertained
and on track..." – F. Stupid
Rates are per person and include all Port Charges and Taxes:
                    Inside Cabin        Outside Cabin        Balcony
Cabin
                          Double          $617.03/pp
$717.03/pp             $817.03/pp
Triple             $530.36/pp             $607.03/pp
$683.69/pp
Quad             $487.03/pp             $552.03/pp
$617.03/pp

$250 per person deposit is due at the time of booking.
Final payment due by July 20th, 2007.  Limited number of cabins
available at this rate!!

For Reservations and Information, contact Kristie Gibson at Cruise
World at 1-800-228-1153.  Tell her that you are interested in the
hasher cruise.  Then, give your hash name and e-mail address to
Kiddie at kiddie5@... so that you are added to the "Look
Who's Coming List" for hash cruise information and updates.  Also, e-
mail Kiddie with any questions about this cruise, previous hash
cruises, or if you would like help finding a roommate.   If you are
interested in an "Open Bar" option, it costs $40 per day, per person,
or $280 for the week.  E-mail Kiddie if you would be interested in
this option, because we must have a minimum of 30 people to make it
happen.

                                                ITINERY
     DATE                 PORT OF CALL               ARRIVAL
DEPARTURE
Sun. Oct. 14                  Tampa                             --
                     4:00p.m.
Mon. Oct. 15           Fun Day At Sea                     --
                          --
Tues. Oct. 16           Grand Cayman
7:00a.m.              4:00p.m.
Wed. Oct. 17               Cozumel
9:00a.m.              6:00p.m.
Thurs. Oct. 18               Belize
8:00a.m.              5:00p.m.
Fri. Oct. 19               Costa Maya
8:00a.m               5:00p.m.
Sat. Oct. 20             Fun Day at Sea                      --
                         --
Sun. Oct. 21                Tampa                         8:00a.m.

"I had the best time...Thank you sooo much for all of
your hard work!!!  I am already looking forward to
next years cruise!" – Nacho Pussy

"I know that I had more fun than is really
healthy. So, thanks again Kiddie....when is next year's cruise?" –
Red Meat

"The cruise was GREAT!!!!!!!!!!" – DB
"This was one terrific experience and I cannot say THANK YOU enough
for the great time!
THANK YOU for the best holiday weekend ever!" – Just Laid

"From the start to the finish it was a total blast." – Lucky Strike

"Our first away hashy-thingie f***ing ROCKED. Debauchery at it's best
on the high seas .... I will NEVER miss another hash cruise.  My face
still hurts from laughing so hard.  I don't think I really knew just
HOW much I could drink and still function... and not tip off the
ship.  We'll have many fun and entertaining stories to share. Thank
you for making my first away hash experience so freaking great.  What
a great group we had!  I will never miss another hash cruise.  I had
an absolute blast!!  Next year  :-)  – Ginger Snatch

"So much to do, the fun never stops.  Lets us know about the next
cruise." – Lightning Rod

"I am already looking forward to next years cruise" - Bimbo

Cancellation Terms:
76 days or more prior to sailing - Full Refund
30 to 75 days prior to sailing - $250 per person
8 to 29 days prior to sailing - 50% of the cruise rate per person
7 days or less prior to sailing – No Refunds
Name changes are allowed at no charge until 76 days prior to sailing.
Name changes within 76 days of sailing incur a $75 fee.
Optional Trip Protection Insurance is available for purchase at
Cruise World.  This insurance would reimburse you for cancellations
due to medical or family emergency reasons. This coverage also covers
expenses for trip interruption, lost or delayed baggage, and medical
expenses not covered by your health insurance policy.

I can no longer resist the pull of Stinko, just sounds like too much fun. I'll
be filling out the registration tonight. Hope I can get in. On on!!

Dead Wood


>You're absolutely right. Based on recent emails of registrations coming in the
mail, we expect to hit 150 any day now and will have to close registration.  We
had about 5-6 spots remaining as of this morning and those may be gone based on
what we receive in the mail today/tomorrow. We will send an annoucement when
that happens. Sorry we have to do this, but we are facility-limited. What I will
tell you is this:  if you still want to come, then mail in your rego; if you
make the cutoff, great; if not, we'll put you on a waiting list as there may be
some cancellations; put the odds in your favor.  In case we can't fit you in,
we'll send your check
back. http://www.h5hash.com/StinkodeMayo2007/PageStinko2007.htm On On!Sister
Maria  
>-----Original Message-----
>From: fnhash69@...
>To: quicknlittle@...; lvh3@yahoogroups.com
>Sent: Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:09 AM
>Subject: [LVH3] Stinko
>
>
>H5 sent out an email saying that there are still a few spots remaining for
Stinko.... Some LVH3'ers expressed interest in Stinko, but weren't sure if there
were any openings remaining. I'd suggest going to H5's website for details on
how to register, if interested. Should be a fun weekend as it is their 10th
Stinko. On-on!
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H5 sent out an email saying that there are still a few spots remaining for Stinko.... Some LVH3'ers expressed interest in Stinko, but weren't sure if there were any openings remaining. I'd suggest going to H5's website for details on how to register, if interested. Should be a fun weekend as it is their 10th Stinko.

 

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Date: Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:54:08 -0700
From: fnhash69@...
Subject: Re: [LVH3] Trash and Pics
To: quicknlittle@...; lvh3@yahoogroups.com

And don't forget, Dead Wood was elected Hash Horn!

Quick-n-Little <quicknlittle@...> wrote:

Gang,
 
Pics are up on the web and trash is below.  For those who miss, Saturday was a great time!  On-On half-minds,
 
QNL
 

"Honey, I can't wait to lick the flour out of your hair" (Just Tom to Manhole)

 

The first fair-weather hash of the year took place on Saturday in the lovely town of Emmaus PA.  Hares for the day were Dirty South, Manhole and Just Tom.   Trail on tap was a longish romp through parks, railways, shiggy, and suburbia.  Highlights included multiple BC's, a split pack, and attacking wild-life, but more on that later.

            Thirty or so half-minds gathered for our Annual AGM (our third!) and April trail.   Today would not only provide us with shiggy and the golden nectar, it would also decide which hashers would mis-manage our kennel through the next calendar year.    The pack circled up about 2:45 in Triple and Dirty's backyard for the welcoming of the virgins and the chalk talk.   We had four virgins today, brought by Nun For You, The Christies, Likes it in the Rear, and Dirty.  Just as the pack was off (3:00) Grabbag pulled in, thinking it was a 3:00 trail, and impressed by our timeliness.   This error of Grabbag's turned out to only be one of a couple he would make today….

            The first leg of trail took us through the neighborhood, on a down-hill romp, into a park, and up a trestle to some railroad tracks.   Here the pack spread out. One lone check was found on the tracks, but true trail seemed in short supply.  As we checked for trail, a train approached, splitting the pack on either side of the check.   Since I had a few minutes to kill with the passing of the train, I r*n down the hill in search of the powder.  As it turns out, I found some on a tree and soon found the rest of the trail.   Trying to call to the pack was futile, as the train was so loud, but my whistle did eventually work and a few of the half-minds saw me waiving from down below and followed.   What I didn't know is that Grabbag and a few others (palm pilot, second cumming) were waiving them on from the other side of the tracks, as they had found trail from leg three, that was pre-layed a bit too close to the check mark.   So, they were on true trail, just not the right true trail.  I continued on first leg, which took us across route 29 into the shiggy behind a golf course, through an apartment complex, and into a great BC spot in the woods where those of us on the real true trail refreshed.   For grabbag and his gang, on the pre-layed true trail, they would do without.  (Side note, Just Karen showed up at the first Beer Check with a prick in her arm, and a trail of blood.   We took care of this wound, but filed away the info for later.)

            Leg two was a short trail through a few back alleys into town and on to Rita's for some Italian Ice.   It was here that we met up with the other hashers, still following some pre-lay, backwards.  Somehow they picked up Spedlocks along the way.   At this point, Dirty, knowing that Spedlocks was already on trail, grabbed him as a co-hare for leg three.  After some ice and shade, the pack was on-on to leg three, which took us back into the Emmaus hills, into the Rodale fitness trail, to a cool BC on top of a hill.   It was at this check that we met back up with Grabbag and Second Cumming.  The next leg, with the re-formed pack, took us through the rest of the fitness park, into Community Park, and to another BC in the parking lot.  Here ballots were passed out for the AGM, and the pack got ready for what would prove to be a somewhat eventful last leg of trail.

            Yes the last leg of trail was a hoot.  The hares were crafty on this leg mixing up terrain and live shiggy to mess with us one last time before the on-on.   As Grabbag, Spedlocks, and I traversed the manure laced corn field (where the smell was literally about enough to knock you out), those two split off in to the left while I searched another direction and came across the powder.   As I turned to leave the cornfield, I was surprised to see a goose just sitting there in the corner of the field.  Well, apparently he was guarding the family nest, because, as I ran by the goose, he took off, wings back and beak ahead, coming right at my face.   Scared the "manure" out of me, I have to tell you.  So, I ran for the nearest pricker bushes, thinking that at least it wouldn't follow me in there.   And, as I was still on the flour, I kept going, as screams were heard each time a new hasher came by the nest, and was similarly molestered by this angry water fowl.   I don't know what his final tally was, but the pack arrived in Manhole's parent's backyard, worn and a bit bloody from the prickers, glad to be away from the goose.

            The circle was lively and lengthy, taking care of hares, virgins, missing hashers, auto hashers, accusations, FRBs, the Hashit (congrats Grabbag, the Lydia is all yours).   And of course mismanagement.  RA, is F-Nana, JM is succubus, Hare Raiser is Teabag, Tots maintains the Hash Cash (foolish kennel), and Flash to Triple Fister.   As for GM, well, all I can say, to quote Michael Corleone, is "Every time I try to get out, they pull me back in".  Namings were also held tonight.   Just Donnie and Just Karen, who have frequented our hash for sometime, were finally dubbed.  Just Donnie was named "Big Tuna" for his uncanny resemblance to Mr. Bill Parcells, while Karen, because of the earlier mentioned injury, was named "bloody prick" (or, yes Karen, BP for short).   On On to you both!

The hash concluded with a cook-out and bonfire hosted by Manhole's parents on their great property. Excellent sunset views, some guitars and singing, more beer, and the night faded away.   Rumor has it that there was an on-on-on at Pickles, but this hound was not in attendance.  Special thanks to Manhole's parents for the hashpitality, as well as our hares who planned a great hash!   On-On to our new mismanagement as well.  See you all in a few weeks.  QNL.

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Pics are up on the web and trash is below.  For those who miss, Saturday was a great time!  On-On half-minds,
 
QNL
 

"Honey, I can't wait to lick the flour out of your hair" (Just Tom to Manhole)

 

The first fair-weather hash of the year took place on Saturday in the lovely town of Emmaus PA.  Hares for the day were Dirty South, Manhole and Just Tom.   Trail on tap was a longish romp through parks, railways, shiggy, and suburbia.  Highlights included multiple BC's, a split pack, and attacking wild-life, but more on that later.

            Thirty or so half-minds gathered for our Annual AGM (our third!) and April trail.   Today would not only provide us with shiggy and the golden nectar, it would also decide which hashers would mis-manage our kennel through the next calendar year.    The pack circled up about 2:45 in Triple and Dirty's backyard for the welcoming of the virgins and the chalk talk.   We had four virgins today, brought by Nun For You, The Christies, Likes it in the Rear, and Dirty.  Just as the pack was off (3:00) Grabbag pulled in, thinking it was a 3:00 trail, and impressed by our timeliness.   This error of Grabbag's turned out to only be one of a couple he would make today….

            The first leg of trail took us through the neighborhood, on a down-hill romp, into a park, and up a trestle to some railroad tracks.   Here the pack spread out. One lone check was found on the tracks, but true trail seemed in short supply.  As we checked for trail, a train approached, splitting the pack on either side of the check.   Since I had a few minutes to kill with the passing of the train, I r*n down the hill in search of the powder.  As it turns out, I found some on a tree and soon found the rest of the trail.   Trying to call to the pack was futile, as the train was so loud, but my whistle did eventually work and a few of the half-minds saw me waiving from down below and followed.   What I didn't know is that Grabbag and a few others (palm pilot, second cumming) were waiving them on from the other side of the tracks, as they had found trail from leg three, that was pre-layed a bit too close to the check mark.   So, they were on true trail, just not the right true trail.  I continued on first leg, which took us across route 29 into the shiggy behind a golf course, through an apartment complex, and into a great BC spot in the woods where those of us on the real true trail refreshed.   For grabbag and his gang, on the pre-layed true trail, they would do without.  (Side note, Just Karen showed up at the first Beer Check with a prick in her arm, and a trail of blood.   We took care of this wound, but filed away the info for later.)

            Leg two was a short trail through a few back alleys into town and on to Rita's for some Italian Ice.   It was here that we met up with the other hashers, still following some pre-lay, backwards.  Somehow they picked up Spedlocks along the way.   At this point, Dirty, knowing that Spedlocks was already on trail, grabbed him as a co-hare for leg three.  After some ice and shade, the pack was on-on to leg three, which took us back into the Emmaus hills, into the Rodale fitness trail, to a cool BC on top of a hill.   It was at this check that we met back up with Grabbag and Second Cumming.  The next leg, with the re-formed pack, took us through the rest of the fitness park, into Community Park, and to another BC in the parking lot.  Here ballots were passed out for the AGM, and the pack got ready for what would prove to be a somewhat eventful last leg of trail.

            Yes the last leg of trail was a hoot.  The hares were crafty on this leg mixing up terrain and live shiggy to mess with us one last time before the on-on.   As Grabbag, Spedlocks, and I traversed the manure laced corn field (where the smell was literally about enough to knock you out), those two split off in to the left while I searched another direction and came across the powder.   As I turned to leave the cornfield, I was surprised to see a goose just sitting there in the corner of the field.  Well, apparently he was guarding the family nest, because, as I ran by the goose, he took off, wings back and beak ahead, coming right at my face.   Scared the "manure" out of me, I have to tell you.  So, I ran for the nearest pricker bushes, thinking that at least it wouldn't follow me in there.   And, as I was still on the flour, I kept going, as screams were heard each time a new hasher came by the nest, and was similarly molestered by this angry water fowl.   I don't know what his final tally was, but the pack arrived in Manhole's parent's backyard, worn and a bit bloody from the prickers, glad to be away from the goose.

            The circle was lively and lengthy, taking care of hares, virgins, missing hashers, auto hashers, accusations, FRBs, the Hashit (congrats Grabbag, the Lydia is all yours).   And of course mismanagement.  RA, is F-Nana, JM is succubus, Hare Raiser is Teabag, Tots maintains the Hash Cash (foolish kennel), and Flash to Triple Fister.   As for GM, well, all I can say, to quote Michael Corleone, is "Every time I try to get out, they pull me back in".  Namings were also held tonight.   Just Donnie and Just Karen, who have frequented our hash for sometime, were finally dubbed.  Just Donnie was named "Big Tuna" for his uncanny resemblance to Mr. Bill Parcells, while Karen, because of the earlier mentioned injury, was named "bloody prick" (or, yes Karen, BP for short).   On On to you both!

The hash concluded with a cook-out and bonfire hosted by Manhole's parents on their great property. Excellent sunset views, some guitars and singing, more beer, and the night faded away.   Rumor has it that there was an on-on-on at Pickles, but this hound was not in attendance.  Special thanks to Manhole's parents for the hashpitality, as well as our hares who planned a great hash!   On-On to our new mismanagement as well.  See you all in a few weeks.  QNL.

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Sounds like a good idea to me.  Set the standard in Kutztown on Friday the 29th
(ed. note:  as if that standard hasn't already been set in Kutztown) and drive
further east on the 30th of June to hash with LVH3 in BEAUTIFUL Clinton NJ, 
where LVH3 will get back to our Jersey Gypsy roots and r*n trail (date to be
added to calendar ASAP) in the garden state with our fellow Jersey Hashers. 
Hashing on the 29th will allow our kennel to make the short drive up to K-town
and hash it up with you wankers before our Zoo Jersey road trip the next
day.....

On-On and what not...

QNL




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> To: h5hash@yahoogroups.com
> From: delongdsd@...
> Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:12:18 +0000
> Subject: [H5] hash Sat June 30 may change to Fri the 29th
>
> Hello all...
> GlassAss here, wondering about the June 30 hash "set the standard
> part 2" which will start in Kutztown PA. The wonderment is - could
> it be moved up one day to Friday the 29th?
> At this point I'd like to put the word out that we're thinking (yes,
> on occasion)about moving this hash up a day so as to accomodate one
> of our favorite bands and enable them to play at the appres of the
> hash, they already have a gig on Sat the 30th. The hash doesn't
> start until 8:00 or so and should last about an hour with the appres
> to take place immediately there after, I'm wondering how many
> hashers will be affected by this possible change in schedule, so
> please let either myself of Doodle know one way or the other.
> I wanted to put this out there now so that by the time Stinko is
> here you all have a chance to talk about it and get back to us, I'd
> like to firm up the date as soon as possible, on or shortly after
> Stinko.
> One last note, this hash will take place either Friday the 29th or
> Saturday the 30th. It is our "set the standard part 2" & it's also
> a full moon hash. Start time is approximately 7:30 - 8:00 PM, in
> beautiful Kutztown PA, about 1hr 20min from Harrisburg. We will
> take you to the cool, deep, dark side of hashing at a time when the
> Summer heat will be making your crotch nice and funky! There will
> be plenty of good beer and of course, chillie. Come help us set yet
> another standard in hashing history, on on.
> GA
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Cool!  I'll update the web ASAP, but in the meantime hashers, update your calendars and add June 30th for a Zoo Jersey Road Trip.  Let's contact Summit, Princeton, and Rumson about it....  Why not a "Jersey Gypsy Throw-Back" hash theme for some of us LVH3/Jersey Gypsy half-breeds?  Wear your Jersey Gypsy finest (may give Grabbag a chance to sell the leftovers!!). 

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From: fnhash69@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:32:32 -0700
Subject: Re: [LVH3] mismanagement

Having a hash in the Clinton area would be a fantastic place. And I can vouch for Spankin wheh he says it is only 40 minutes away -- it is a super easy and fast drive to get to Clinton, NJ.

 

Spankin', you would definitely make for a great co-RA. In fact, I think we should simply dub you co-RA-zy... ha.

 

Looking forward to any and all hashes that you and ex Pistol can make your way to.

 

FN

MT <mtrease@yahoo.com> wrote:

1)   While I appreciate the nomination for RA, this year is going to be *very* busy for me (gettin' hitched!)  and I wont be able to promise full attendance.   However, I would be happy to co-RA as often as possible.   And, I am looking forward to MORE HASHING this year!  :)

2)  We want to hold a BBQ/Hash this summer -- we were thinking of June 30, and inviting Summit and Princeton H3.  Mini-interhash?   However, we think this date may be taken.   If whoever has that would like to lay the trail around our pad, I'd help out and take care of food and libations.   There's lots of great virgin nature preserve around us, would be a good time.   Firepit afterwards.     We're 40 minutes east of Allentown, near Clinton, NJ, right between Summit and LVH3.   


onon!
spankin

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To: mtrease@...; LVH3@yahoogroups.com
From: fnhash69@...
Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:32:32 -0700
Subject: Re: [LVH3] mismanagement

Having a hash in the Clinton area would be a fantastic place. And I can vouch for Spankin wheh he says it is only 40 minutes away -- it is a super easy and fast drive to get to Clinton, NJ.

 

Spankin', you would definitely make for a great co-RA. In fact, I think we should simply dub you co-RA-zy... ha.

 

Looking forward to any and all hashes that you and ex Pistol can make your way to.

 

FN

MT <mtrease@yahoo.com> wrote:

1)   While I appreciate the nomination for RA, this year is going to be *very* busy for me (gettin' hitched!)  and I wont be able to promise full attendance.   However, I would be happy to co-RA as often as possible.   And, I am looking forward to MORE HASHING this year!  :)

2)  We want to hold a BBQ/Hash this summer -- we were thinking of June 30, and inviting Summit and Princeton H3.  Mini-interhash?   However, we think this date may be taken.   If whoever has that would like to lay the trail around our pad, I'd help out and take care of food and libations.   There's lots of great virgin nature preserve around us, would be a good time.   Firepit afterwards.     We're 40 minutes east of Allentown, near Clinton, NJ, right between Summit and LVH3.   


onon!
spankin

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1)   While I appreciate the nomination for RA, this year is going to be *very* busy for me (gettin' hitched!)  and I wont be able to promise full attendance.   However, I would be happy to co-RA as often as possible.   And, I am looking forward to MORE HASHING this year!  :)

2)  We want to hold a BBQ/Hash this summer -- we were thinking of June 30, and inviting Summit and Princeton H3.  Mini-interhash?   However, we think this date may be taken.   If whoever has that would like to lay the trail around our pad, I'd help out and take care of food and libations.   There's lots of great virgin nature preserve around us, would be a good time.   Firepit afterwards.     We're 40 minutes east of Allentown, near Clinton, NJ, right between Summit and LVH3.   


onon!
spankin

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1)   While I appreciate the nomination for RA, this year is going to be *very* busy for me (gettin' hitched!)  and I wont be able to promise full attendance.   However, I would be happy to co-RA as often as possible.   And, I am looking forward to MORE HASHING this year!  :)

2)  We want to hold a BBQ/Hash this summer -- we were thinking of June 30, and inviting Summit and Princeton H3.  Mini-interhash?   However, we think this date may be taken.   If whoever has that would like to lay the trail around our pad, I'd help out and take care of food and libations.   There's lots of great virgin nature preserve around us, would be a good time.   Firepit afterwards.     We're 40 minutes east of Allentown, near Clinton, NJ, right between Summit and LVH3.   


onon!
spankin

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A few of you have emailed me suggestions, which I'm keeping track of.  Here are a few of mine...Feel free to email yours back to the group or to me....
 
GM or JM,   F Nana, Holy Sh*t
RA...         Spankin,
Flash....     Nun For You
Horn....      Tots
Cash....     Succubus
Raiser.....   Ateapuss
 
On-On to the AGM!  QNL
 




 

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To: lvh3@yahoogroups.com
From: quicknlittle@hotmail.com
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:00:30 +0000
Subject: [LVH3] LVH3 Mismanagement Nominations!!!!!! RU??

Dear Half-Minds of the LVH3:

 

Your hash needs you.  Now is the time for our AGM (annual general meeting).  This BRIEF ceremony will be held at the next hash (4/21)and will solidify the mismanagement that will guide our kennel through the next calendar year.  Below are the “job” descriptions for what is available.  If all you can do as part of our fine hash is just show up every once in a while for trail, excellent.  However, if your power-grubbing type-A personality traits are getting the better of you, and can no longer be restrained, then this is the day for you!  Stage a coup, take something over, cram your two cents in!  If your life (or lack there of…)  is such that you can spare a little extra time to the hash  in order to keep it flowing smoothly, consider running for mismanagement.  Please check out the job descriptions below and think about taking part by nominating yourself.  If not, PLEASE CONSIDER NOMINATING FELLOW HASHERS for the positions.  You can email your nominations to the group list, or to me individually, and I’ll keep track for the AGM.  Current mismanagement includes:

 

GM                  Quick-n-Little

Joint Master      Ateapuss Complex

RA                   Holy Sh*t

Hash Cash        Tator Tots

Hare-raiser       Succubus

Hash Flash        Beaver Fever

Hash Horn        Grabbag

 

On-On!

 

Quick-n-Little

 

 

GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash officers, (s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below all other positions of mismanagement in real importance to the hash.

 

JOINT MASTERS: Normally, a hasher who was absent on Election Day. Responsible for helping with the weekly mismanagement of the hash. They strive to make everyone happy all of the time. Since this is obviously beyond their capabilities, please render the same respect you would to any other handicapped individual.
 

RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. The hasher with the worst voice and best memory for weird songs and heinous crimes committed by the assembled group of hashers. Responsible for welcoming new hashers, and running religion (the circle). Everything, including the weather, can be blamed on the Religious Advisor.  (S)e is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.

 

HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to the mismanagement well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS the hare if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.

 

HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.

 

HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all embarrassing hash moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to turn in the camera to the webmaster after the hash.

 

HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate wind instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Optional.  Blow that horn and send the pack on their way!

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I noninate:

>GM or JM,   F Nana, Holy Sh*t, Ateapuss
> >RA...         Q-N-L, Mangie
> >Flash....     Tipple Fister, Succubus
> >Horn....      Dirty South, Deadwood
> >Cash....     Me
> >Raiser.....   ?
Hash shxt.... anyone but me!

Tots



--- In LVH3@yahoogroups.com, "Kevin Kelly" <atownkevink@...> wrote:
>
>
> I nominate F Nana and/or QNL for RA.
>
> Also Nominate Holy Sh*t or FNana for GM
>
> Like Nun for you for flash
>
> Dirty South needs something, how about hash cash?
>
> Deadwood for hair raiser, or Mangina..
>
> Succubus, I nominate you for horn, if you can get it away from
tots....
> otherwise, tots....
>
> Give Spankin secondary RA duties.
>
> Give Tour some kind of title, maybe another guest RA
>
> And create another position for QNL -- Web bastard....
>
> Puss
>
> >From: Quick-n-Little <quicknlittle@...>
> >To: yahoo group <lvh3@yahoogroups.com>
> >Subject: RE: [LVH3] LVH3 Mismanagement Nominations!!!!!! RU??
> >Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2007 15:30:16 +0000
> >
> >A few of you have emailed me suggestions, which I'm keeping track
of.  Here
> >are a few of mine...Feel free to email yours back to the group or
to me....
> >
> >GM or JM,   F Nana, Holy Sh*t
> >RA...         Spankin,
> >Flash....     Nun For You
> >Horn....      Tots
> >Cash....     Succubus
> >Raiser.....   Ateapuss
> >
> >On-On to the AGM!  QNL
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >To: lvh3@...: quicknlittle@...: Wed, 11 Apr
> >2007 13:00:30 +0000Subject: [LVH3] LVH3 Mismanagement
Nominations!!!!!!
> >RU??
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Dear Half-Minds of the LVH3:
> >
> >Your hash needs you.  Now is the time for our AGM (annual general
meeting).
> >  This BRIEF ceremony will be held at the next hash (4/21)and
will solidify
> >the mismanagement that will guide our kennel through the next
calendar
> >year.  Below are the "job" descriptions for what is available.
If all you
> >can do as part of our fine hash is just show up every once in a
while for
> >trail, excellent.  However, if your power-grubbing type-A
personality
> >traits are getting the better of you, and can no longer be
restrained, then
> >this is the day for you!  Stage a coup, take something over, cram
your two
> >cents in!  If your life (or lack there of…)  is such that you can
spare a
> >little extra time to the hash  in order to keep it flowing
smoothly,
> >consider running for mismanagement.  Please check out the job
descriptions
> >below and think about taking part by nominating yourself.  If
not, PLEASE
> >CONSIDER NOMINATING FELLOW HASHERS for the positions.  You can
email your
> >nominations to the group list, or to me individually, and I'll
keep track
> >for the AGM.  Current mismanagement includes:
> >
> >GM                  Quick-n-Little
> >Joint Master      Ateapuss Complex
> >RA                   Holy Sh*t
> >Hash Cash        Tator Tots
> >Hare-raiser       Succubus
> >Hash Flash        Beaver Fever
> >Hash Horn        Grabbag
> >
> >On-On!
> >
> >Quick-n-Little
> >
> >
> >GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big
cheese.
> >The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not
simply a
> >figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's
character (or
> >lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates
the
> >fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash
officers,
> >(s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This
position ranks
> >only below all other positions of mismanagement in real
importance to the
> >hash.
> >  JOINT MASTERS: Normally, a hasher who was absent on Election
Day.
> >Responsible for helping with the weekly mismanagement of the
hash. They
> >strive to make everyone happy all of the time. Since this is
obviously
> >beyond their capabilities, please render the same respect you
would to any
> >other handicapped individual.
> >RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the
scriptures. The
> >hasher with the worst voice and best memory for weird songs and
heinous
> >crimes committed by the assembled group of hashers. Responsible
for
> >welcoming new hashers, and running religion (the circle).
Everything,
> >including the weather, can be blamed on the Religious Advisor.
(S)e is the
> >keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with
sufficiently
> >plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of
actions
> >within the hash.
> >
> >HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or
hares) for
> >each hash, and that the start location is known to the
mismanagement well
> >in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS
the hare
> >if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.
> >
> >HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash
about the
> >start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track
of what
> >comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in
and out.")
> >These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the
Hash
> >Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the
Hares who
> >have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees,
and the
> >interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some
sort of
> >accounting for hash funds.
> >
> >HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all
embarrassing hash
> >moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the
absurd to
> >know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of
reliability to turn
> >in the camera to the webmaster after the hash.
> >
> >HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate
wind
> >instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability:
Optional.
> >Blow that horn and send the pack on their way!
> >
> >It's tax season, make sure to follow these few simple tips Check
it out!
> >
> >
> >
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I nominate F Nana and/or QNL for RA.

Also Nominate Holy Sh*t or FNana for GM

Like Nun for you for flash

Dirty South needs something, how about hash cash?

Deadwood for hair raiser, or Mangina..

Succubus, I nominate you for horn, if you can get it away from tots....
otherwise, tots....

Give Spankin secondary RA duties.

Give Tour some kind of title, maybe another guest RA

And create another position for QNL -- Web bastard....

Puss

>From: Quick-n-Little <quicknlittle@...>
>To: yahoo group <lvh3@yahoogroups.com>
>Subject: RE: [LVH3] LVH3 Mismanagement Nominations!!!!!! RU??
>Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2007 15:30:16 +0000
>
>A few of you have emailed me suggestions, which I'm keeping track of.  Here
>are a few of mine...Feel free to email yours back to the group or to me....
>
>GM or JM,   F Nana, Holy Sh*t
>RA...         Spankin,
>Flash....     Nun For You
>Horn....      Tots
>Cash....     Succubus
>Raiser.....   Ateapuss
>
>On-On to the AGM!  QNL
>
>
>
>
>To: lvh3@...: quicknlittle@...: Wed, 11 Apr
>2007 13:00:30 +0000Subject: [LVH3] LVH3 Mismanagement Nominations!!!!!!
>RU??
>
>
>
>
>
>Dear Half-Minds of the LVH3:
>
>Your hash needs you.  Now is the time for our AGM (annual general meeting).
>  This BRIEF ceremony will be held at the next hash (4/21)and will solidify
>the mismanagement that will guide our kennel through the next calendar
>year.  Below are the “job” descriptions for what is available.  If all you
>can do as part of our fine hash is just show up every once in a while for
>trail, excellent.  However, if your power-grubbing type-A personality
>traits are getting the better of you, and can no longer be restrained, then
>this is the day for you!  Stage a coup, take something over, cram your two
>cents in!  If your life (or lack there of…)  is such that you can spare a
>little extra time to the hash  in order to keep it flowing smoothly,
>consider running for mismanagement.  Please check out the job descriptions
>below and think about taking part by nominating yourself.  If not, PLEASE
>CONSIDER NOMINATING FELLOW HASHERS for the positions.  You can email your
>nominations to the group list, or to me individually, and I’ll keep track
>for the AGM.  Current mismanagement includes:
>
>GM                  Quick-n-Little
>Joint Master      Ateapuss Complex
>RA                   Holy Sh*t
>Hash Cash        Tator Tots
>Hare-raiser       Succubus
>Hash Flash        Beaver Fever
>Hash Horn        Grabbag
>
>On-On!
>
>Quick-n-Little
>
>
>GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big cheese.
>The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a
>figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or
>lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the
>fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash officers,
>(s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks
>only below all other positions of mismanagement in real importance to the
>hash.
>  JOINT MASTERS: Normally, a hasher who was absent on Election Day.
>Responsible for helping with the weekly mismanagement of the hash. They
>strive to make everyone happy all of the time. Since this is obviously
>beyond their capabilities, please render the same respect you would to any
>other handicapped individual.
>RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. The
>hasher with the worst voice and best memory for weird songs and heinous
>crimes committed by the assembled group of hashers. Responsible for
>welcoming new hashers, and running religion (the circle). Everything,
>including the weather, can be blamed on the Religious Advisor.  (S)e is the
>keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently
>plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions
>within the hash.
>
>HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or hares) for
>each hash, and that the start location is known to the mismanagement well
>in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS the hare
>if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.
>
>HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the
>start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what
>comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.")
>These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash
>Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who
>have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the
>interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of
>accounting for hash funds.
>
>HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all embarrassing hash
>moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to
>know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to turn
>in the camera to the webmaster after the hash.
>
>HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate wind
>instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Optional.
>Blow that horn and send the pack on their way!
>
>It’s tax season, make sure to follow these few simple tips Check it out!
>
>
>
>_________________________________________________________________
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The info for next week's hash is below.  Since its our first in a few weeks, it
should be a big one!  Come on out and see who will guide our kennel through the
next year.  On-On....QNL

  April 21st.

  3rd Saturday Hash and AGM

Hares: Dirty South and Man Hole

Where:  1821 W Minor St
Emmaus, PA 18049  Yep, back to Emmaus. Its been a while....

When: 2:00 PM!!

Hash Cash: 5 Bucks will get you through the circle....

Details: This is our annual AGM (annual general meeting).  Bring your ambitious,
power-grubbing self, and a dry bag to this fantastic first o' the year warm
weather hash.  On-On!



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To: lvh3@yahoogroups.com
From: quicknlittle@...
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:00:30 +0000
Subject: [LVH3] LVH3 Mismanagement Nominations!!!!!! RU??

Dear Half-Minds of the LVH3:

 

Your hash needs you.  Now is the time for our AGM (annual general meeting).  This BRIEF ceremony will be held at the next hash (4/21)and will solidify the mismanagement that will guide our kennel through the next calendar year.  Below are the “job” descriptions for what is available.  If all you can do as part of our fine hash is just show up every once in a while for trail, excellent.  However, if your power-grubbing type-A personality traits are getting the better of you, and can no longer be restrained, then this is the day for you!  Stage a coup, take something over, cram your two cents in!  If your life (or lack there of…)  is such that you can spare a little extra time to the hash  in order to keep it flowing smoothly, consider running for mismanagement.  Please check out the job descriptions below and think about taking part by nominating yourself.  If not, PLEASE CONSIDER NOMINATING FELLOW HASHERS for the positions.  You can email your nominations to the group list, or to me individually, and I’ll keep track for the AGM.  Current mismanagement includes:

 

GM                  Quick-n-Little

Joint Master      Ateapuss Complex

RA                   Holy Sh*t

Hash Cash        Tator Tots

Hare-raiser       Succubus

Hash Flash        Beaver Fever

Hash Horn        Grabbag

 

On-On!

 

Quick-n-Little

 

 

GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash officers, (s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below all other positions of mismanagement in real importance to the hash.

 

JOINT MASTERS: Normally, a hasher who was absent on Election Day. Responsible for helping with the weekly mismanagement of the hash. They strive to make everyone happy all of the time. Since this is obviously beyond their capabilities, please render the same respect you would to any other handicapped individual.
 

RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. The hasher with the worst voice and best memory for weird songs and heinous crimes committed by the assembled group of hashers. Responsible for welcoming new hashers, and running religion (the circle). Everything, including the weather, can be blamed on the Religious Advisor.  (S)e is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.

 

HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to the mismanagement well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS the hare if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.

 

HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.

 

HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all embarrassing hash moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to turn in the camera to the webmaster after the hash.

 

HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate wind instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Optional.  Blow that horn and send the pack on their way!

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Dear Half-Minds of the LVH3:

Your hash needs you.  Now is the time for our AGM (annual general meeting).  This BRIEF ceremony will be held at the next hash (4/21)and will solidify the mismanagement that will guide our kennel through the next calendar year.  Below are the “job” descriptions for what is available.  If all you can do as part of our fine hash is just show up every once in a while for trail, excellent.  However, if your power-grubbing type-A personality traits are getting the better of you, and can no longer be restrained, then this is the day for you!  Stage a coup, take something over, cram your two cents in!  If your life (or lack there of…)  is such that you can spare a little extra time to the hash  in order to keep it flowing smoothly, consider running for mismanagement.  Please check out the job descriptions below and think about taking part by nominating yourself.  If not, PLEASE CONSIDER NOMINATING FELLOW HASHERS for the positions.  You can email your nominations to the group list, or to me individually, and I’ll keep track for the AGM.  Current mismanagement includes:

GM                  Quick-n-Little

Joint Master      Ateapuss Complex

RA                   Holy Sh*t

Hash Cash        Tator Tots

Hare-raiser       Succubus

Hash Flash        Beaver Fever

Hash Horn        Grabbag

On-On!

Quick-n-Little

GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash officers, (s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below all other positions of mismanagement in real importance to the hash.

RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. The hasher with the worst voice and best memory for weird songs and heinous crimes committed by the assembled group of hashers. Responsible for welcoming new hashers, and running religion (the circle). Everything, including the weather, can be blamed on the Religious Advisor.  (S)e is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.

HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to the mismanagement well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS the hare if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.

HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.

HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all embarrassing hash moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to turn in the camera to the webmaster after the hash.

HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate wind instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Optional.  Blow that horn and send the pack on their way!

FYI, Ateapuss


>From: SstrMaria@...
>To: h5hash@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [H5]  Stinko regi rate hike approaching!
>Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:42:36 -0400
>
>Hashers,
>
>This is just a friendly reminder, if you already haven't, to send in
>your Stinko registration.
>
>The price goes up to $79 for anything postmarked/handed in after next
>Friday March 30.
>
>It's now still $69, so take advantage of it.
>
>See http://www.h5hash.com/StinkodeMayo2007/PageStinko2007.htm
>
>Also, the Stinko haberdashery will be personalized only for those regos
>postmarked/handed in by next Friday March 30.
>
>The haberdashery has been selected and you need to reconfirm your size
>selection asap - see website above.
>
>We are expecting a record turnout and regos will be cut off when we
>reach 150, so get on it!
>
>On On!
>Sister Maria
>________________________________________________________________________
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