From the hares:
 
Honestly, did you forget to make reservations for Valentine's Day again?! You big screwup. Give your wife/girlfriend/regular prostitute what she really wanted: a night with the S&M man*. That's right! Full moon this month is an S&M Valentine's Day, hared by Up her Ali and the S&M man. So put on your best fetish wear and join us for a buttload of drink checks, a special surprise, and some pretty good beer at the On-in.

*No fatties.

Friday, Feb. 15th, 7:30 p.m.
The Pourhouse @ 4213 Ridge Ave in East Falls

D'erections:
Take 76 to exit 340A for Lincoln Dr/Kelly Dr
Follow the signs to Ridge Ave East
Park, drink beer

-OR-

Take Kelly Drive out of CC
Make a right onto Midvale Ave
Make a left onto Ridge Ave
Park, drink beer

-OR-

Take the R6 train to the East Falls station
Just past Indian Queen Lane there's a set of stairs that drops down to Midvale
Walk down Midvale, make a right onto Ridge Ave
Drink beer

Dress Code:
Ok - Valentine's day with red and fuzzy hearts and it's enough to make me puke.
Better - S&M attire!
Best - Naked (not you, CFB)
Prize for best outfit!

Hash Cash: $5
 
On, on
Cunting Season

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