I noninate:
>GM or JM, F Nana, Holy Sh*t, Ateapuss
> >RA... Q-N-L, Mangie
> >Flash.... Tipple Fister, Succubus
> >Horn.... Dirty South, Deadwood
> >Cash.... Me
> >Raiser..... ?
Hash shxt.... anyone but me!
Tots
--- In LVH3@yahoogroups.com, "Kevin Kelly" <atownkevink@...> wrote:
>
>
> I nominate F Nana and/or QNL for RA.
>
> Also Nominate Holy Sh*t or FNana for GM
>
> Like Nun for you for flash
>
> Dirty South needs something, how about hash cash?
>
> Deadwood for hair raiser, or Mangina..
>
> Succubus, I nominate you for horn, if you can get it away from
tots....
> otherwise, tots....
>
> Give Spankin secondary RA duties.
>
> Give Tour some kind of title, maybe another guest RA
>
> And create another position for QNL -- Web bastard....
>
> Puss
>
> >From: Quick-n-Little <quicknlittle@...>
> >To: yahoo group <lvh3@yahoogroups.com>
> >Subject: RE: [LVH3] LVH3 Mismanagement Nominations!!!!!! RU??
> >Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2007 15:30:16 +0000
> >
> >A few of you have emailed me suggestions, which I'm keeping track
of. Here
> >are a few of mine...Feel free to email yours back to the group or
to me....
> >
> >GM or JM, F Nana, Holy Sh*t
> >RA... Spankin,
> >Flash.... Nun For You
> >Horn.... Tots
> >Cash.... Succubus
> >Raiser..... Ateapuss
> >
> >On-On to the AGM! QNL
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >To: lvh3@...: quicknlittle@...: Wed, 11 Apr
> >2007 13:00:30 +0000Subject: [LVH3] LVH3 Mismanagement
Nominations!!!!!!
> >RU??
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Dear Half-Minds of the LVH3:
> >
> >Your hash needs you. Now is the time for our AGM (annual general
meeting).
> > This BRIEF ceremony will be held at the next hash (4/21)and
will solidify
> >the mismanagement that will guide our kennel through the next
calendar
> >year. Below are the "job" descriptions for what is available.
If all you
> >can do as part of our fine hash is just show up every once in a
while for
> >trail, excellent. However, if your power-grubbing type-A
personality
> >traits are getting the better of you, and can no longer be
restrained, then
> >this is the day for you! Stage a coup, take something over, cram
your two
> >cents in! If your life (or lack there of…) is such that you can
spare a
> >little extra time to the hash in order to keep it flowing
smoothly,
> >consider running for mismanagement. Please check out the job
descriptions
> >below and think about taking part by nominating yourself. If
not, PLEASE
> >CONSIDER NOMINATING FELLOW HASHERS for the positions. You can
email your
> >nominations to the group list, or to me individually, and I'll
keep track
> >for the AGM. Current mismanagement includes:
> >
> >GM Quick-n-Little
> >Joint Master Ateapuss Complex
> >RA Holy Sh*t
> >Hash Cash Tator Tots
> >Hare-raiser Succubus
> >Hash Flash Beaver Fever
> >Hash Horn Grabbag
> >
> >On-On!
> >
> >Quick-n-Little
> >
> >
> >GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big
cheese.
> >The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not
simply a
> >figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's
character (or
> >lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates
the
> >fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash
officers,
> >(s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This
position ranks
> >only below all other positions of mismanagement in real
importance to the
> >hash.
> > JOINT MASTERS: Normally, a hasher who was absent on Election
Day.
> >Responsible for helping with the weekly mismanagement of the
hash. They
> >strive to make everyone happy all of the time. Since this is
obviously
> >beyond their capabilities, please render the same respect you
would to any
> >other handicapped individual.
> >RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the
scriptures. The
> >hasher with the worst voice and best memory for weird songs and
heinous
> >crimes committed by the assembled group of hashers. Responsible
for
> >welcoming new hashers, and running religion (the circle).
Everything,
> >including the weather, can be blamed on the Religious Advisor.
(S)e is the
> >keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with
sufficiently
> >plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of
actions
> >within the hash.
> >
> >HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or
hares) for
> >each hash, and that the start location is known to the
mismanagement well
> >in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS
the hare
> >if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.
> >
> >HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash
about the
> >start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track
of what
> >comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in
and out.")
> >These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the
Hash
> >Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the
Hares who
> >have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees,
and the
> >interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some
sort of
> >accounting for hash funds.
> >
> >HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all
embarrassing hash
> >moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the
absurd to
> >know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of
reliability to turn
> >in the camera to the webmaster after the hash.
> >
> >HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate
wind
> >instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability:
Optional.
> >Blow that horn and send the pack on their way!
> >
> >It's tax season, make sure to follow these few simple tips Check
it out!
> >
> >
> >
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