Wanks,
Here’s the latest info on the 2nd Anal Dick Yuengling Hash:
1. ONON time is
2. Place—
3. Après will be at the mansion.
4. The Yuengling Brewery is located at 5th and Mahantongo Streets;
5. No dogs will be aloud.
6. Last years tee-shirts will be sold at the start. I believe they are $10.00.
7. Haberdashery is dashing and free.
8. Hash cash is $15.00.
9. If you are musically talented or just musically inclined bring an instrument or your voice and join the Yuengling Beer Guzzling Dicks.
10. Volunteers to help clean the mansion when all’s been drank and done, would be appreciated.
Your Hares,
Deathwish, Quarterstick, and Eager Beaver