"I am lazy so I peed on the deck and just rinsed it off with the
hose." – Virgin Just Bambi

Hash Flash can be found at:

http://picasaweb.google.com/john.bachert/SummerHumperHash03

I don't claim to be a master of prose so here is the Cliffs Notes
version of the 3rd Summer Humper Hash.

Hare: F*ck Nanna

The pack (which consisted of the usual suspects and 2 virgins)
converged at Mother's Bar and Grill in Easton. Straws were drawn and
F*ck Nana drew the short straw (sounds like the story of his life).

The hare was out with the pack 2 minutes (I mean 10 minutes, Nana) behind.

We proceeded out, through the circle, across the bridge, through
Lafayette College and ended up at the College Hill Tavern for some
relief from the heat.

A few beers, some tunes on the jukebox and again the hare was out and
the pack followed behind – back through Lafayette, under a fence and
through some shiggy.

The trail went back across the bridge towards downtown for the next
beer check at Colonial Pizza and Spaghetti House where we may have
recruited an off duty Easton police officer to become a hasher – there
are hash names flowing through my brain already…..

Following Colonial Pizza the trail was short and back to Mother's. A
beer or two to cool down, a quick circle, some songs, and time for the
On-After (still at Mother's).

Now – here is where things got quite interesting. Originally it
seemed as if the musical selections on the jukebox (which ranged from
Hanson's mmmBop to Guns and Roses) and the indoor quoits were going to
be the pinnacle of the evening. Well...I couldn't have been any more
wrong – Our virgin Just Bambi is apparently quite the open book once
she gets a few ales in her.

We learned more about Just Bambi in a 10 minute conversation than I
think any of us could have ever wanted to know. In addition to
urinating on the deck by the pool and rinsing it off with the hose
because she didn't feel like walking to the bathroom one day
apparently she also has a penchant for scatology – and we also learned
of her Pennsylvania Dutch/Mexican heritage. It wasn't long before
impaired brains were brainstorming and yes, Just Bambi soon was fully
deflowered – and earned her hash name of Dutchie Sanchez – of course
not to be confused with her cousin Dirty Sanchez or her long lost
uncle The Angry Pirate.

All in all a great hash – and I have a feeling there are many more
stories to be heard and much more to learn about Dutchie Sanchez.

On-On,
Just John