Happy Thursday.....
Today In Nascar History
05/04/1952-Dick Rathmann wins at Langhorne, win #2 of the season, and #2 of his career.
05/04/1957-Fireball Roberts wins at Shelby, win #5 of the season, and #11 of his career.
05/04/1962-Jimmy Pardue wins at Richmond, win #1 of the season, and #1 of his career.
05/04/1969-Bobby Isaac wins at Weaverville, win #5 of the season, and #9 of his career.
05/04/1975-Buddy Baker wins at Talladega, win #1 of the season, and #9 of his career.
05/04/1980-Buddy Baker wins at Talladega, win #2 of the season, and #18 of his career.
05/04/1986-Bobby Allison wins at Talladega, win #1 of the season, and #83 of his career.
Today In Nascar History
05/04/1952-Dick Rathmann wins at Langhorne, win #2 of the season, and #2 of his career.
05/04/1957-Fireball Roberts wins at Shelby, win #5 of the season, and #11 of his career.
05/04/1962-Jimmy Pardue wins at Richmond, win #1 of the season, and #1 of his career.
05/04/1969-Bobby Isaac wins at Weaverville, win #5 of the season, and #9 of his career.
05/04/1975-Buddy Baker wins at Talladega, win #1 of the season, and #9 of his career.
05/04/1980-Buddy Baker wins at Talladega, win #2 of the season, and #18 of his career.
05/04/1986-Bobby Allison wins at Talladega, win #1 of the season, and #83 of his career.
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Quote of the Day
"It was a beautiful day here in New York. It was unbelievable. It was so great I pretended I was an immigrant and took the day off."
--David Letterman
News gathered from multiple sources, including but not limited to: Jayski.com, Cup Scene Daily, Thatsracin.com, catchfence.com, nascar.com, yahoo!, espn.com and others.
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Comments from the Peanut Gallery
from WelderGirl
Dale Jr.'s DMP Heads to Richmond With Catchfence.com As Race Sponsor: This week Dale Jr.'s DMP Series heads to Richmond, the track known for "It's Racing Perfection!" If you have a broadband connection, do not miss all the action LIVE, tonight, May 2nd at 9:00 p.m. EST. The DMP will roar into the Richmond International Raceway for an exciting night of racing in the Catchfence.com 250. Dale Earnhardt Jr., Martin Truex Jr., Denny Hamlin, and Brad Keselowski race in virtual Sim Racing environments right from their own home. Now you can watch these races on your home computer every week for FREE. Listen to the drivers being interviewed. To view these broadcasts with potentially Millions of viewers watching simualtanously, they went to Limelight Networks and teamed together to bring you the best in online multimedia. Limelight Networks delivers media to the top websites in the world. Millions of viewers can watch these races from their home by visiting simracingnetwork.com and clicking through to watch the race in the top right corner. This is a FREE Broadcast that anyone can watch right from the comforts of their own home.
do you recall where this story came from? I cant find it anywhere and I know the guy who runs catchfence. i used to work for him
from WelderGirl
Dale Jr.'s DMP Heads to Richmond With Catchfence.com As Race Sponsor: This week Dale Jr.'s DMP Series heads to Richmond, the track known for "It's Racing Perfection!" If you have a broadband connection, do not miss all the action LIVE, tonight, May 2nd at 9:00 p.m. EST. The DMP will roar into the Richmond International Raceway for an exciting night of racing in the Catchfence.com 250. Dale Earnhardt Jr., Martin Truex Jr., Denny Hamlin, and Brad Keselowski race in virtual Sim Racing environments right from their own home. Now you can watch these races on your home computer every week for FREE. Listen to the drivers being interviewed. To view these broadcasts with potentially Millions of viewers watching simualtanously, they went to Limelight Networks and teamed together to bring you the best in online multimedia. Limelight Networks delivers media to the top websites in the world. Millions of viewers can watch these races from their home by visiting simracingnetwork.com and clicking through to watch the race in the top right corner. This is a FREE Broadcast that anyone can watch right from the comforts of their own home.
do you recall where this story came from? I cant find it anywhere and I know the guy who runs catchfence. i used to work for him
If I recall correctly, it came from either the jayski.com or catchfence.com. I couldn't find the original quote however.
from Dave B
These supposedly AP writers need to be able to watch a race and understand what is going on before writing a story like this one. The wreck on lap 9 was caused when the N# 11 went below the yellow line clipped the N# 5 and all hell broke loose. The N# 11 was penalized a lap for that incident too but you don't see it in this write up! This isn't the first time Jenna Fryer has screwed up a NASCAR story..
Pops
I sure don’t want to come between two family members J, but you were correct Momma! The wreck Pops referred to was later in the race. The lap 9 incident was caused by the 99 getting loose and sliding up into the waiting stack of cars. No penalties there, nor should there have been, unless going 4/5 wide that early in the race deserved a penalty for stupidity.
Dave
from Dave B
These supposedly AP writers need to be able to watch a race and understand what is going on before writing a story like this one. The wreck on lap 9 was caused when the N# 11 went below the yellow line clipped the N# 5 and all hell broke loose. The N# 11 was penalized a lap for that incident too but you don't see it in this write up! This isn't the first time Jenna Fryer has screwed up a NASCAR story..
Pops
I sure don’t want to come between two family members J, but you were correct Momma! The wreck Pops referred to was later in the race. The lap 9 incident was caused by the 99 getting loose and sliding up into the waiting stack of cars. No penalties there, nor should there have been, unless going 4/5 wide that early in the race deserved a penalty for stupidity.
Dave
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Bits and Pieces
NASCAR Crew Member Suspended Indefinitely
Wednesday NASCAR announced a total of 11 penalties that have been issued among five NASCAR Busch Series teams as a result of rule violations at Talladega Superspeedway.
Kevin Harvick's race-winning No. 21 Chevrolet was too low in a post-race inspection, so he and car owner Richard Childress were docked 25 points apiece and crew chief Shane Wilson was fined $10,000.
Nathan Homick, a crew member for the No. 4 Dodge driven by Mark Green, was fined $5,000 and indefinitely suspended from NASCAR for violating Section 12-4-A (actions detrimental to stock car racing; illegal possession of NASCAR seals). The violation was discovered during pre-qualifying inspection on April 28. The seals are those that NASCAR uses to mark cars that have already been inspected.
The crew chiefs for the No. 33 Chevrolet driven by Tony Stewart and the No. 77 Chevrolet driven by Burney Lamar were both fined and placed on probation for violating Sections 12-4-A and 12-4-Q (car, car parts, components and/or equipment used that do not conform to NASCAR rules: Section 20A-3.1.2: the forward facing flange of the rear spoiler did not maintain the specified thickness).
Walt Rogers, crew chief of the No. 33 and Gene Nead, crew chief of the No. 77, each received $10,000 fines and were placed on probation until December 31, 2006. The violations were found during pre-qualifying inspection on April 28.
Additionally, Stewart and Lamar will each lose 25 NASCAR Busch Series driver points and team owner DeLana Harvick will forfeit a total of 50 NASCAR Busch Series owner points, 25 points for each driver.
Also, Shane Wilson, crew chief for the No. 21 Chevrolet driven by Kevin Harvick, was fined $10,000 and placed on probation until December 31, 2006 for violation of Sections 12-4-A and 12-4-Q, Section 20-A-12.8.1E: rear quarter panel height did not meet the required specification – too low in post-race inspection. Harvick was penalized 25 driver points and Richard Childress lost 25 owner points due to the infractions.
And Tommy Perkins, crew chief for the No. 05 Chevrolet driven by Justin Ashburn, was fined $1,000 for violating Sections 12-4-A and 12-4-Q, Section 20-A-12.1A(8): unapproved jacking bolt – hollow bolt. The infraction was found during pre-qualifying inspection on April 28.
NASCAR Crew Member Suspended Indefinitely
Wednesday NASCAR announced a total of 11 penalties that have been issued among five NASCAR Busch Series teams as a result of rule violations at Talladega Superspeedway.
Kevin Harvick's race-winning No. 21 Chevrolet was too low in a post-race inspection, so he and car owner Richard Childress were docked 25 points apiece and crew chief Shane Wilson was fined $10,000.
Nathan Homick, a crew member for the No. 4 Dodge driven by Mark Green, was fined $5,000 and indefinitely suspended from NASCAR for violating Section 12-4-A (actions detrimental to stock car racing; illegal possession of NASCAR seals). The violation was discovered during pre-qualifying inspection on April 28. The seals are those that NASCAR uses to mark cars that have already been inspected.
The crew chiefs for the No. 33 Chevrolet driven by Tony Stewart and the No. 77 Chevrolet driven by Burney Lamar were both fined and placed on probation for violating Sections 12-4-A and 12-4-Q (car, car parts, components and/or equipment used that do not conform to NASCAR rules: Section 20A-3.1.2: the forward facing flange of the rear spoiler did not maintain the specified thickness).
Walt Rogers, crew chief of the No. 33 and Gene Nead, crew chief of the No. 77, each received $10,000 fines and were placed on probation until December 31, 2006. The violations were found during pre-qualifying inspection on April 28.
Additionally, Stewart and Lamar will each lose 25 NASCAR Busch Series driver points and team owner DeLana Harvick will forfeit a total of 50 NASCAR Busch Series owner points, 25 points for each driver.
Also, Shane Wilson, crew chief for the No. 21 Chevrolet driven by Kevin Harvick, was fined $10,000 and placed on probation until December 31, 2006 for violation of Sections 12-4-A and 12-4-Q, Section 20-A-12.8.1E: rear quarter panel height did not meet the required specification – too low in post-race inspection. Harvick was penalized 25 driver points and Richard Childress lost 25 owner points due to the infractions.
And Tommy Perkins, crew chief for the No. 05 Chevrolet driven by Justin Ashburn, was fined $1,000 for violating Sections 12-4-A and 12-4-Q, Section 20-A-12.1A(8): unapproved jacking bolt – hollow bolt. The infraction was found during pre-qualifying inspection on April 28.
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Denny Hamlin Injures Hand in Off-Track Accident Joe Gibbs Racing driver Denny Hamlin injured his left hand in an off-track accident last night following the conclusion of testing at Lowe's Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C.
The driver of the No. 20 Rockwell Automation Chevrolet in the NASCAR Busch Series and the No. 11 FedEx Chevrolet in the NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series cut his left hand between his pinkie and his wrist. He was taken from the track via ambulance and was treated at a local hospital where he received stitches.
Hamlin is expected to participate in all of this weekend's racing activities at Richmond (Va.) International Raceway based upon the evaluations of Joe Gibbs Racing's team physicians.
The following is a statement from Hamlin regarding the accident:
"The guys were having races around the hauler after the test. I thought I'd try for the best lap of the night, and as I was running around the front of the truck, I caught my hand on a sharp piece of chrome. I got all stitched up and I'll be fine to race this weekend. By the way, I did finish first. Hopefully Coach Gibbs will be impressed that I can play 'hurt'."
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NASCAR considers changing car models used for Busch Series By Lee Spencer
The Sporting News
There has been talk among manufacturers and NASCAR about changing the car models used to compete in the Busch Series.
With the recent uproar about the Buschwhackers' continually spanking the Busch regulars, teams and manufacturers have been looking at alternative models to dissuade Cup drivers from racing in the Busch Series.
Models such as the Mustang, Camaro, Solara and Challenger have been mentioned. Using a new model would give manufacturers a chance to market a new set of cars to the coveted 18-35 age bracket.
Changes
• An announcement from Richard Childress Racing could come as early as this weekend at Richmond that Kevin Harvick will drive the No. 29 Goodwrench Chevrolet for three more years. Harvick has built a strong foundation with crew chief Todd Berrier.
• Will Kurt Busch and Jimmy Fennig reunite? Busch has been unhappy with the instability of Penske Racing's No. 2 team. Busch could use Fennig as a conduit to discuss comfort and setups, which might enhance performance. Fennig was Busch's crew chief at Roush Racing; he was removed as Jamie McMurray's Cup chief last month and now leads Matt Kenseth's Busch crew.
• Michael Waltrip has talked to Dale Jarrett about becoming his teammate with Toyota in 2007. Waltrip, who says it will take at least a $20 million commitment from sponsors to run a team, is constructing Waltrip Racing World in Cornelius, N.C. Waltrip plans to compete with two Cup and two Busch teams that he will house in his 130,000-square-foot complex. Waltrip announced in Atlanta that Bill Elliott will drive an MWR Busch car this season at Chicagoland. Elliott is expected to race with Hendrick Motorsports engines and a Toyota-developed chassis. Toyota is expected to expand its North Carolina research and development program and move it closer to the Charlotte area. It's now about 80 miles away in High Point.
Joining forces
GM's key partners met recently to discuss the possibility of combining the engine programs of Chevy teams Hendrick Motorsports, Dale Earnhardt Inc. and Richard Childress Racing. Given the success Roush Racing's and Robert Yates Racing's Fords have had since they merged their engine effort, it makes sense for Chevy teams to follow suit, especially with the company's recent financial woes and Toyota's impending arrival in Cup.
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National Stock Car Racing Commission Upholds Penalties Against McGlynn Motorsports: On May 2, 2006, the National Stock Car Racing Commission heard and considered the Appeal of McGlynn Motorsports. The appeal concerned three penalties issued by NASCAR following inspection on April 7, 2006 for the NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series event at Texas Motor Speedway. The infractions concerned Section 12-4-A of the NASCAR Rule Book “Actions detrimental to stock car racing”; Section 12-4-Q “Any determination by NASCAR Officials that the car, car parts, components, and/or equipment used in the Event do not conform to NASCAR rules; and Section 20-5.9G(1) “External modifications to the intake manifold will not be permitted unless approved by the Series Director.” The penalties assessed were: • Loss of 25 NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series Championship Car Owner Points for owner Raynard McGlynn. • Loss of 25 NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series Championship Driver Points for driver Derrike Cope. • $50,000.00 fine for crew chief Domenick Turse. The Appellants acknowledged that the intake modifications violated the rules, but appealed the severity of the penalties. The Commission found that the penalties assessed are consistent with penalties for similar infractions of an overt nature in the NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series. Therefore it is the unanimous decision of the National Stock Car Racing Commission to uphold the original penalties assessed by NASCAR. The Appellants have the right under Section 15 of the Rule Book to appeal this decision to the National Stock Car Racing Commissioner. - NASCAR Press Release
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Checkers/Rally's has pledged to donate $100,000 to Operation Gratitude if Joe Nemechek Wins: Checkers Drive-In Restaurants, Inc. (NASDAQ:CHKR) , the nation's largest chain of double drive-thru restaurants, today announced that it is teaming up with America Supports You and Operation Gratitude to send care packages to U.S. Troops deployed overseas. In honor of Military Appreciation Month, May 2006, Checkers®/Rally's® has joined the Operation Gratitude Patriotic Drive to collect items for care packages that will be sent to America's brave military men and women overseas in time for the Fourth of July. ...During the Patriotic Drive, which runs May 8 to June 14, 2006, the double drive-thru chain will have collection bins at participating restaurants nationwide for guests to donate gifts. These items will be used by Operation Gratitude to prepare individual care packages for troops deployed overseas. ...To officially kick-off the Patriotic Drive, Checkers/Rally's has pledged to donate $100,000 to Operation Gratitude if Joe Nemechek, driver of the No. 01 U.S. Army Chevrolet, wins the NEXTEL Cup 400 at Richmond International Raceway on Saturday, May 6. That following Monday, May 8, Checkers/Rally's participating restaurants will begin collecting gifts for the troops. "With the contributions of Checkers/Rally's and its guests, we will be able to send at least 40,000 care packages to our troops for the Fourth of July," said Carolyn Blashek, Founder of Operation Gratitude. "We thank Checkers/Rally's for its continued support and for its generous commitment to donate $100,000 if Joe Nemechek wins at Richmond. By serving as official Drop- Off sites for donations, Checkers/Rally's makes it very simple for American citizens to participate in Operation Gratitude and enables us to continue and expand our mission. Since our inception in March, 2003, we have sent more than 111,000 care packages filled with good wishes to our troops deployed overseas, and we will send our 150,000th package during this Patriotic Drive." - Checkers Drive-In Restaurants, Inc. Press Release
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Coca-Cola And Kyle Petty Unveil Special MyCokeRewards No. 45 Dodge For Coca-Cola 600 - Actual Pieces of Car and Driver Uniform to Be Available in MyCokeRewards Prize Program: Not only will Kyle Petty run a special MyCokeRewards-themed car in the Coca-Cola 600, but some lucky fans will have a chance earn pieces of the No. 45 Petty Enterprises Dodge, and a piece of Coca-Cola 600 history, as part of the $50 million MyCokeRewards prize package. ...While MyCokeRewards prizes range from trips to the NCAA Final Four to a behind-the-scenes look at American Idol, the latest additions to the program are sure to interest NASCAR aficionados everywhere. By collecting MyCokeRewards points, fans of the Coca-Cola 600 will have the chance to obtain hundreds of unique NASCAR-themed prizes, including the hood, deck lid and side panels from Petty’s No. 45 MyCokeRewards Dodge. Other rewards include Petty’s helmet, driver’s uniform, shoes, and gloves, as well race-worn crew uniforms and other NASCAR-themed collectibles.
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Speed Channel Driver of the Year - 1st Qtr: Melanie Troxel became the first woman, in the 40-year history of the Driver of the Year award, to win the quarterly title in voting by a panel of leading journalists and broadcasters. The 33-year-old driver of the Skull Shine/Torco Race Fuels Top Fuel dragster impressed the voters as well as her rivals as she made all-five final-round appearances in the quarter and took victories in Pomona and Las Vegas in her first full season. Troxel took six first-place votes and tallied 82 points. Second in the voting was the effervescent "Spiderman", Helio Castroneves, who notched two victories in the IndyCar Series. Castroneves got one first-place tally and totaled 68 points. Jimmie Johnson, who won both the prestigious Daytona 500 and Las Vegas races in the NASCAR Nextel Cup series, was third in the vote with a total of 51 points and one first-place vote. NASCAR's, Kasey Kahne, Kevin Harvick and Tony Stewart, Driver of the Year 2005, also garnered first-place ballots. A total of 14 drivers scored points in the first quarter voting. In its' 40th year Driver of the Year is unique because it is the oldest award that encompasses all of the racing series in the United States. A panel of 17 leading journalists and broadcasters from across the U.S. determine the winner. In quarterly voting, points are awarded on a declining 9,6,4,3,2,1 basis. A separate one-driver vote will determine the 2006 Driver of the Year. Troxel will receive a trophy and a Maurice Lacroix wristwatch. The trophy presentation is set for Sunday May 7th at the Summit Nationals in Atlanta, GA.(DOTY PR)
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Sadler to run Pirate scheme: This weekend the NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series comes ashore at the Richmond International Raceway with Virginia native Elliott Sadler at the helm of the #38 White Chocolate M&M'S® Ford. Looking for his first win at his home track, Sadler and his trusty hands hope that "M" marks the spot and the treasure awaiting will be a trip to victory lane. The special paint scheme on the #38 Ford Fusion is part of a promotion in conjunction with the July 7th release of the new Walt Disney Pictures/Jerry Bruckheimer Film's "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest," as well as the introduction of the M&M'S® White Chocolate Pirates Pearls. This marks the first time M&M'S has released a white chocolate candy in the United States, which will be available nationwide for a limited time. Joining Sadler on his #38 Ford Fusion are three of his biggest supporters in the M&M'S Characters - Red, Yellow and Green. Each character will be featured in their favorite pirate costume against a tropical background with the new White Chocolate M&M'S Pirate Pearls featured on the hood. In addition, Pirate Red will be at the track for the racing action on Saturday.(M&M Motorsports)
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Remembering all we've lost, not just Earnhardt
Jeff Hammond / FOX Sports
Dale Earnhardt's posthumous induction into the International Motorsports Hall of Fame was sad, but it was a very historic moment for his family, his team (the Flying Aces) and owner Richard Childress. Once again, it reminded us of what we've lost.
A lot of fans feel like Earnhardt is the only person who passed away that we ever talk about. That's not the case, but we're reminded about Earnhardt more often than anyone else because of his success on the racetrack and by some of the things that he did off of the track. It's hard to find a racetrack where he doesn't have a record or where we don't have a spectacular memory of him. That's the reason why it seems like he's the only person we ever remember.
We still haven't forgotten the Kenny Irwins, the Adam Pettys and the Tony Ropers. They were all important contributors to our sport. They're all special, and each one has a place in our hearts. One of the members of the Alabama Gang, Neil Bonnett, cannot be replaced. He was a great person, a great racecar driver, a great family man and someone that we miss just as dearly as we miss Earnhardt.
We'll never know how good Adam Petty could have been. But we do know how special he was when he was here. His infectious smile and attitude will forever live in the memory of a lot of young men and women that are now enjoying the benefits of the Victory Junction Gang Camp in his memory.
No, we don't forget those we've lost, but sometimes, the legend of Dale Earnhardt overshadows them.
Jeff Hammond / FOX Sports
Dale Earnhardt's posthumous induction into the International Motorsports Hall of Fame was sad, but it was a very historic moment for his family, his team (the Flying Aces) and owner Richard Childress. Once again, it reminded us of what we've lost.
A lot of fans feel like Earnhardt is the only person who passed away that we ever talk about. That's not the case, but we're reminded about Earnhardt more often than anyone else because of his success on the racetrack and by some of the things that he did off of the track. It's hard to find a racetrack where he doesn't have a record or where we don't have a spectacular memory of him. That's the reason why it seems like he's the only person we ever remember.
We still haven't forgotten the Kenny Irwins, the Adam Pettys and the Tony Ropers. They were all important contributors to our sport. They're all special, and each one has a place in our hearts. One of the members of the Alabama Gang, Neil Bonnett, cannot be replaced. He was a great person, a great racecar driver, a great family man and someone that we miss just as dearly as we miss Earnhardt.
We'll never know how good Adam Petty could have been. But we do know how special he was when he was here. His infectious smile and attitude will forever live in the memory of a lot of young men and women that are now enjoying the benefits of the Victory Junction Gang Camp in his memory.
No, we don't forget those we've lost, but sometimes, the legend of Dale Earnhardt overshadows them.
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Tom Higgins' Scuffs
Whupped!
At the neighborhood social center in Mooresville this week I overheard some of NASCAR's often-praised "boys back at the shop" in deep discussion.
Okay, okay, so the social center really is a bar and grill.
Anyway, these engine-builders and chassis specialists and welders had just gotten off work at some of the local Nextel Cup Series operations and they were hoisting a few brews and discussing what a heavy work load the current stretch of races means for them.
Starting with the Subway 500 on April 22 at Phoenix there are 14 major events in as many weeks. There isn't another break until the weekend of July 30.
"Lordy, trying to keep up is going to put a whipping on us," lamented one of the young fellows.
I cackled out loud.
The group at the adjoining table gave me a cold stare that essentially hissed, "What's so funny, old man!?"
I said, "Lads, I'm not laughing at you. But the mention of whippings reminded me of a column I wrote 25 years ago, well before many of you were born. It dealt with whippings, or punishment, that some of NASCAR's top stars of that era experienced when they were boys. I still get a chuckle out of their stories."
The "boys back at the shop" asked me to share some of the tales. I did so with them. Now I will with you.
Decades later, Buddy Baker remembered the incident down to the last detail.
"I was 10 or 11 and I was spending the summer with my grandfather, Harwell Hatchell, on his farm down in Florence County, S.C. Me and a couple cousins caught a little ol' green snake and we'd been playing around with it.
"Well, late every afternoon, Grandpa would sit out in the front yard and whittle. He was carving on something and I sneaked up behind him and threw that snake on his shoulder.
"My Grandpa was 6-8 and as tough a man as I've ever known. But he was scared to death of snakes. When he saw what was on him, he pitched a fit. He really went into a rage.
"I started running. He chased me for a bit, then gave up. As I disappeared into a cornfield he yelled a promise that he would get me sooner or later.
"I was so scared that I waited until way after dark to go back to the house. And even then I tip-toed to my room. I eased into bed and pulled the covers up.
"That's when I heard this evil cackle that made my hair stand straight up. I thought a monster had me. A monster would have been better. It was Grandpa. He was sitting in that room in the dark waiting on me. And he had his razor strop.
"Oh my!"
Ricky Rudd offered this anecdote:
"I'll tell you I got broke right quick from even thinking about playing hookey from school. It happened when I was in second grade back in Norfolk.
"I hid in the garage until the school bus was gone. Then I came out and said to my dad, Al, 'Well, no school for me today. The bus left me.' He tore my backside up with his belt."
The longtime driver/team owner James Hylton got his lashing from "switches" broken from trees.
"My Momma almost pruned a tree breaking off switches," said a grinning Hylton.
And just what had jaunty little Jimmy done?
"I threw the cat down the well," said Hylton.
"After Momma got through switching me, Daddy put me on a rope and made me go down in the well and get the cat's body. Then he made me clean the well.
"I never threw anything in there again."
The late Dale Earnhardt vividly remembered what he called "the worst fannin' my little fanny ever got."
Said Dale:
"I got whipped for stealing my own marbles. I swear it's true.
"See, me and my best boyhood friend, Roger Bostic, who lived right down the street from us in Kannapolis, had been shooting marbles. We got mad over something, and Roger went home, taking all the marbles--mine and his.
"When I'd go down to his house to get mine, Roger would run inside and lock the door. I'd scream and scream and threaten, and he'd just laugh out the window. He really ticked me off.
"Finally, I saw Roger and his mother leave. I went down there, went to his room--remember, this was back in the good ol' days when you could leave a house unlocked--and got my marbles. I didn't think nothing was wrong about going in their house. Me and Roger spent nights with each other all the time. It was almost like my house.
"Roger told his mother what I'd done and she called and told my Daddy (the late hall of fame driver, Ralph Earnhardt). Daddy misunderstood and thought I had gone in the house to get Roger's marbles. I thought Daddy was going to kill me."
Bobby Allison got whipped with a garden hose.
"I sassed my Dad at the wrong time," said Bobby with an impish grin. "He showed me there wasn't a right time for that."
Richard Petty's all-time No. 1 spanking came for getting into a rock fight with his brother Maurice, later the Petty team's chief engine-builder.
"Every time it rained in Level Cross it seemed to uncover rocks in our yard," recalled King Richard. "We had this chore of moving the rocks to the driveway. Without fail, we'd get to arguing and wound up throwing the rocks at each other. One particular time we hit each other in the head and Momma let us have it.
"After she got through our heads felt wonderful compared to our backsides."
And how about Richard's son Kyle?
"My Grandpa (the late hall of famer, Lee Petty) had poured some concrete at his shop," recalled Kyle. "After admiring his work for awhile, he went inside. As soon as he got out of sight I ran the dogs through the wet concrete. Then I rode my bike through it."
Who whipped Kyle?
"Grandpa and Daddy took turns."
At the neighborhood social center in Mooresville this week I overheard some of NASCAR's often-praised "boys back at the shop" in deep discussion.
Okay, okay, so the social center really is a bar and grill.
Anyway, these engine-builders and chassis specialists and welders had just gotten off work at some of the local Nextel Cup Series operations and they were hoisting a few brews and discussing what a heavy work load the current stretch of races means for them.
Starting with the Subway 500 on April 22 at Phoenix there are 14 major events in as many weeks. There isn't another break until the weekend of July 30.
"Lordy, trying to keep up is going to put a whipping on us," lamented one of the young fellows.
I cackled out loud.
The group at the adjoining table gave me a cold stare that essentially hissed, "What's so funny, old man!?"
I said, "Lads, I'm not laughing at you. But the mention of whippings reminded me of a column I wrote 25 years ago, well before many of you were born. It dealt with whippings, or punishment, that some of NASCAR's top stars of that era experienced when they were boys. I still get a chuckle out of their stories."
The "boys back at the shop" asked me to share some of the tales. I did so with them. Now I will with you.
Decades later, Buddy Baker remembered the incident down to the last detail.
"I was 10 or 11 and I was spending the summer with my grandfather, Harwell Hatchell, on his farm down in Florence County, S.C. Me and a couple cousins caught a little ol' green snake and we'd been playing around with it.
"Well, late every afternoon, Grandpa would sit out in the front yard and whittle. He was carving on something and I sneaked up behind him and threw that snake on his shoulder.
"My Grandpa was 6-8 and as tough a man as I've ever known. But he was scared to death of snakes. When he saw what was on him, he pitched a fit. He really went into a rage.
"I started running. He chased me for a bit, then gave up. As I disappeared into a cornfield he yelled a promise that he would get me sooner or later.
"I was so scared that I waited until way after dark to go back to the house. And even then I tip-toed to my room. I eased into bed and pulled the covers up.
"That's when I heard this evil cackle that made my hair stand straight up. I thought a monster had me. A monster would have been better. It was Grandpa. He was sitting in that room in the dark waiting on me. And he had his razor strop.
"Oh my!"
Ricky Rudd offered this anecdote:
"I'll tell you I got broke right quick from even thinking about playing hookey from school. It happened when I was in second grade back in Norfolk.
"I hid in the garage until the school bus was gone. Then I came out and said to my dad, Al, 'Well, no school for me today. The bus left me.' He tore my backside up with his belt."
The longtime driver/team owner James Hylton got his lashing from "switches" broken from trees.
"My Momma almost pruned a tree breaking off switches," said a grinning Hylton.
And just what had jaunty little Jimmy done?
"I threw the cat down the well," said Hylton.
"After Momma got through switching me, Daddy put me on a rope and made me go down in the well and get the cat's body. Then he made me clean the well.
"I never threw anything in there again."
The late Dale Earnhardt vividly remembered what he called "the worst fannin' my little fanny ever got."
Said Dale:
"I got whipped for stealing my own marbles. I swear it's true.
"See, me and my best boyhood friend, Roger Bostic, who lived right down the street from us in Kannapolis, had been shooting marbles. We got mad over something, and Roger went home, taking all the marbles--mine and his.
"When I'd go down to his house to get mine, Roger would run inside and lock the door. I'd scream and scream and threaten, and he'd just laugh out the window. He really ticked me off.
"Finally, I saw Roger and his mother leave. I went down there, went to his room--remember, this was back in the good ol' days when you could leave a house unlocked--and got my marbles. I didn't think nothing was wrong about going in their house. Me and Roger spent nights with each other all the time. It was almost like my house.
"Roger told his mother what I'd done and she called and told my Daddy (the late hall of fame driver, Ralph Earnhardt). Daddy misunderstood and thought I had gone in the house to get Roger's marbles. I thought Daddy was going to kill me."
Bobby Allison got whipped with a garden hose.
"I sassed my Dad at the wrong time," said Bobby with an impish grin. "He showed me there wasn't a right time for that."
Richard Petty's all-time No. 1 spanking came for getting into a rock fight with his brother Maurice, later the Petty team's chief engine-builder.
"Every time it rained in Level Cross it seemed to uncover rocks in our yard," recalled King Richard. "We had this chore of moving the rocks to the driveway. Without fail, we'd get to arguing and wound up throwing the rocks at each other. One particular time we hit each other in the head and Momma let us have it.
"After she got through our heads felt wonderful compared to our backsides."
And how about Richard's son Kyle?
"My Grandpa (the late hall of famer, Lee Petty) had poured some concrete at his shop," recalled Kyle. "After admiring his work for awhile, he went inside. As soon as he got out of sight I ran the dogs through the wet concrete. Then I rode my bike through it."
Who whipped Kyle?
"Grandpa and Daddy took turns."
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Driver Kyle Busch Turns 21 Amid Scrutiny
By JENNA FRYER
AP Motorsports Writer
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) -- If the NASCAR community had one universal wish for Kyle Busch on his 21st birthday, it probably would be for him to start behaving like an adult.
Busch, one of the youngest drivers in the Nextel Cup series, has been under constant criticism this season for reckless or immature behavior. He's twice tangled with series champion Tony Stewart, wrecked race leader Michel Jourdain Jr. in Mexico City, took the brunt of the blame for aggressive driving in Daytona and was ticketed for reckless driving in Richmond, Va.
Most recently, he gave Casey Mears a retaliatory bump under the red flag at Phoenix that earned him a five-lap penalty and a severe tongue-lashing from NASCAR president Mike Helton.
"The guy is really fast and he's got a lot of talent, but he really does a lot of stupid stuff - and that's across the board, that feeling throughout the garage," Mears said. "When he grows up, he's going to be a real good race car driver."
Busch's rivals eagerly await that day. He celebrated his 21st birthday on Tuesday and is rapidly closing in on a time when he won't be able to shrug off his errors as youthful mistakes.
For now, much of what he's done can be attributed to immaturity.
"You've got to remember how old he is," said four-time series champion Jeff Gordon, Busch's teammate at Hendrick Motorsports. "He's got pressure on him. He's got a tremendous amount of talent. He has a great team.
"I think a lot of times when you're young you're so under the microscope, everybody is coming down on you and the whole world is watching and it's hard for you to take all that in at times. It only makes it tougher for yourself."
It doesn't help that he's the kid brother of Kurt Busch, who had more than his share of missteps in his first four Nextel Cup seasons. During that time, Kurt Busch became one of the most disliked drivers in NASCAR - both in the garage and the grandstands.
It's possible that Kyle is paying the price for some of his brother's sins. He's been cut very little slack since graduating to the Cup series last season, and the criticism directed at him has seemed harsher than what's leveled at the rest of the young drivers.
"He's definitely guilty by association," Kurt Busch said. "But he's also young and an aggressive racer who likes to race hard. Mix it all up and it sometimes breeds the question: `Is he over the line or not?'"
Kyle Busch himself has wondered if he's not judged in a harsher light, if he'd maybe have a bit of a smoother ride if he wasn't one of the "Busch Brothers."
"I have that feeling sometimes, that it's difficult to show your differences between each other," Kyle Busch said. "It's very difficult to be in the news, and yet to try to be in the good news. What I've noticed here lately is that any little thing that is out of the ordinary, I get shamed on.
"It's very difficult to get the amount of respect that you wish you could get in the right way."
Those closest to Kyle Busch acknowledge he's not been perfect, and has brought a lot of the scrutiny onto himself. He has made foolish on-track mistakes, and Stewart twice had conversations with him that left the veteran frustrated and feeling as if he couldn't get through to him.
And Kyle Busch did himself no favors following his win in Phoenix last November when he angrily stormed out of his post-race news conference because he was being questioned about his brother's reckless driving arrest two nights earlier.
"Yes, that was immature of him," Kurt Busch said. "But if you look at it from his point of view, it was his moment to shine and he's sitting there being forced to talk about me. That's not fair to him, and it upset him."
Kyle Busch readily acknowledges he handled things incorrectly in Phoenix, and now knows that retaliating against Mears was wrong. But he insists it's going to take time for him to learn how to handle himself in volatile situations.
Based on his brother's success, he was snapped up very young and put on a lightning-fast career track. He was entered in his first NASCAR Truck Series race when he was 16, and was in the Busch Series by 18. It left little time for learning from life experiences or social situations with people his own age.
"The hardest part for me is probably my age," Kyle Busch said. "I'm so used to being able to win races and things like that at the local short track ranks. Now you've got so many tough competitors out there, that it's so difficult to win and get the respect you want to gain."
His supporters insist he is trying. And there may be hope for him - just six months after he was the most vilified driver in the sport, Kurt Busch has taken steps toward improving his image and his efforts have been recognized.
Now it's up to Kyle to do the same.
"I see a guy who really wants to do a good job," teammate Jimmie Johnson said. "A guy who really cares for Hendrick Motorsports and his sponsors and cares about the sport and wants to be the best driver out there.
"Things have happened that he has to look back at, but he's committed to this organization and to going fast and he's really trying hard to make the right adjustments to make life easier for himself off the race track."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~By JENNA FRYER
AP Motorsports Writer
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) -- If the NASCAR community had one universal wish for Kyle Busch on his 21st birthday, it probably would be for him to start behaving like an adult.
Busch, one of the youngest drivers in the Nextel Cup series, has been under constant criticism this season for reckless or immature behavior. He's twice tangled with series champion Tony Stewart, wrecked race leader Michel Jourdain Jr. in Mexico City, took the brunt of the blame for aggressive driving in Daytona and was ticketed for reckless driving in Richmond, Va.
Most recently, he gave Casey Mears a retaliatory bump under the red flag at Phoenix that earned him a five-lap penalty and a severe tongue-lashing from NASCAR president Mike Helton.
"The guy is really fast and he's got a lot of talent, but he really does a lot of stupid stuff - and that's across the board, that feeling throughout the garage," Mears said. "When he grows up, he's going to be a real good race car driver."
Busch's rivals eagerly await that day. He celebrated his 21st birthday on Tuesday and is rapidly closing in on a time when he won't be able to shrug off his errors as youthful mistakes.
For now, much of what he's done can be attributed to immaturity.
"You've got to remember how old he is," said four-time series champion Jeff Gordon, Busch's teammate at Hendrick Motorsports. "He's got pressure on him. He's got a tremendous amount of talent. He has a great team.
"I think a lot of times when you're young you're so under the microscope, everybody is coming down on you and the whole world is watching and it's hard for you to take all that in at times. It only makes it tougher for yourself."
It doesn't help that he's the kid brother of Kurt Busch, who had more than his share of missteps in his first four Nextel Cup seasons. During that time, Kurt Busch became one of the most disliked drivers in NASCAR - both in the garage and the grandstands.
It's possible that Kyle is paying the price for some of his brother's sins. He's been cut very little slack since graduating to the Cup series last season, and the criticism directed at him has seemed harsher than what's leveled at the rest of the young drivers.
"He's definitely guilty by association," Kurt Busch said. "But he's also young and an aggressive racer who likes to race hard. Mix it all up and it sometimes breeds the question: `Is he over the line or not?'"
Kyle Busch himself has wondered if he's not judged in a harsher light, if he'd maybe have a bit of a smoother ride if he wasn't one of the "Busch Brothers."
"I have that feeling sometimes, that it's difficult to show your differences between each other," Kyle Busch said. "It's very difficult to be in the news, and yet to try to be in the good news. What I've noticed here lately is that any little thing that is out of the ordinary, I get shamed on.
"It's very difficult to get the amount of respect that you wish you could get in the right way."
Those closest to Kyle Busch acknowledge he's not been perfect, and has brought a lot of the scrutiny onto himself. He has made foolish on-track mistakes, and Stewart twice had conversations with him that left the veteran frustrated and feeling as if he couldn't get through to him.
And Kyle Busch did himself no favors following his win in Phoenix last November when he angrily stormed out of his post-race news conference because he was being questioned about his brother's reckless driving arrest two nights earlier.
"Yes, that was immature of him," Kurt Busch said. "But if you look at it from his point of view, it was his moment to shine and he's sitting there being forced to talk about me. That's not fair to him, and it upset him."
Kyle Busch readily acknowledges he handled things incorrectly in Phoenix, and now knows that retaliating against Mears was wrong. But he insists it's going to take time for him to learn how to handle himself in volatile situations.
Based on his brother's success, he was snapped up very young and put on a lightning-fast career track. He was entered in his first NASCAR Truck Series race when he was 16, and was in the Busch Series by 18. It left little time for learning from life experiences or social situations with people his own age.
"The hardest part for me is probably my age," Kyle Busch said. "I'm so used to being able to win races and things like that at the local short track ranks. Now you've got so many tough competitors out there, that it's so difficult to win and get the respect you want to gain."
His supporters insist he is trying. And there may be hope for him - just six months after he was the most vilified driver in the sport, Kurt Busch has taken steps toward improving his image and his efforts have been recognized.
Now it's up to Kyle to do the same.
"I see a guy who really wants to do a good job," teammate Jimmie Johnson said. "A guy who really cares for Hendrick Motorsports and his sponsors and cares about the sport and wants to be the best driver out there.
"Things have happened that he has to look back at, but he's committed to this organization and to going fast and he's really trying hard to make the right adjustments to make life easier for himself off the race track."
"Championships have always driven me to win races. That 3 car pulling into the track would cause people to look around and wonder what we were doing, to see how to beat us."
-Dale Earnhardt
-Dale Earnhardt
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Enduring Performance
1986 Miller High Life 400
By Mark Aumann, NASCAR.COM
After getting caught up in a 10-car accident earlier in the 1986 Miller High Life 400 at Richmond Fairgrounds Raceway, fifth-place Kyle Petty was content just to stay on the lead lap and get a good finish.
June 21, 1959: "Tiger Tom" Pistone leads just one lap to beat Glen Wood and Buck Baker and claim the $900 first-place check.
April 7, 1963: Virginia native Joe Weatherly wins for the third and final time at Richmond, leading 63 laps in front of 15,000 on the dirt half-mile.
March 24, 1968: David Pearson beats Charlie Glotzbach by more than a lap to win the final dirt race at Richmond. The track is paved in time for the fall event.
Feb. 23, 1975: Richard Petty's No. 43 Dodge dominates, beating second-place Lennie Pond by six laps for his ninth Richmond victory in a 10-race span.
Feb. 21, 1988: Neil Bonnett edges Ricky Rudd by a second in the final race on the half-mile. The track will become a .75-mile D-shaped oval by the fall.
Imagine his surprise when a full straightaway ahead, leaders Darrell Waltrip and Dale Earnhardt commenced to wrecking with four laps remaining.
When the smoke cleared, literally and figuratively, Petty went from fifth to first, capturing the first Cup victory of his seven-year career and ending a three-year winless drought for the Wood Brothers.
"We'd been in that earlier wreck and the car just didn't handle right all day," Petty said. "It was a fifth- or sixth-place car the way we were running until the leaders wrecked."
While Petty celebrated, Waltrip and Earnhardt pointed fingers and traded barbs over the Lap 397 incident that ended Waltrip's day and collected third-place Joe Ruttman and fourth-place Geoff Bodine.
Glued to Earnhardt's bumper for several laps, Waltrip's No. 11 got beside his rival's No. 3 in the backstretch and attempted to complete the pass heading into Turn 3. However, Earnhardt's left front and Waltrip's right rear touched, sending both Chevrolets hard into the wall.
"Going down the backstretch, I thought I was all the way past him," Waltrip said. "Then in the third turn, it felt like my car had run over a land mine.
"It snapped my neck, blurred my vision and for a moment there, I was somewhere else."
Earnhardt took the blame, but claimed it was "just one of them racing deals."
"At the end, I didn't do anything [Waltrip] wouldn't do," The Intimidator said. "It was racing.
"To be honest, I was trying to dive under him in the third turn and I didn't make it. I barely clipped him in the rear and spun us both. I hated to tear up both cars since we had been racing so hard. I know he was a little upset with me because he hit me as we came around the track afterward."
Ruttman and Bodine, following closely behind, had nowhere to go, spinning into the fray. As Ruttman attempted to get his No. 26 Buick pointed in the right direction, Petty flashed past.
"Even when I got through the wreck, I didn't see Ruttman's car sitting down there in the infield," Petty said. "I thought for a minute that he'd made it through, too, and that I was going to finish second."
Instead, it was Ruttman who was the runner-up, followed by Earnhardt, Bobby Allison and Waltrip, who rammed Earnhardt's car as the field rolled to the checkered flag under caution.
Kyle joined father Richard and grandfather Lee as Richmond winners. The Woods hadn't won since Buddy Baker's 1983 victory in the 400-miler at Daytona.
"When you win a race, you're marked down as a winner," Petty said. "I'm tickled to death. This builds confidence for the future."
Earnhardt had the best line to sum up the day's fortunes: "You win some, lose some and crash some."
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Well, that's all for today. Until the next time, I remain,
Your
Momma
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
"Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants wins't climb up there and eat that candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt – 1998
Your
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
"Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants wins't climb up there and eat that candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt – 1998
"It's nothin' personal, it's just racin'
-Dale Earnhardt Sr.
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