Happy Hump Day! Only 2 more days to the weekend.
Today In Nascar History
March 1, 1992 - Bill Elliott would begin a stretch of 4 wins by taking the GM Goodwrench race at the Rock.
March 1, 1998 - Mark Martin wins the inaugural race at Las Vegas Speedway.
March 1, 2002 - A new track record is set by Todd Bodine at Las Vegas at a qualifying speed of 172.850.
Today In Nascar History
March 1, 1992 - Bill Elliott would begin a stretch of 4 wins by taking the GM Goodwrench race at the Rock.
March 1, 1998 - Mark Martin wins the inaugural race at Las Vegas Speedway.
March 1, 2002 - A new track record is set by Todd Bodine at Las Vegas at a qualifying speed of 172.850.
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Quote of the Day
"I just hope they don't run into one another."
-- Jack Roush at California when all five teams were in the top 10
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News gathered from multiple sources, including but not limited to: Jayski.com, Cup Scene Daily, Thatsracin.com, catchfence.com, nascar.com, yahoo!, espn.com and others.
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Comments from the Peanut Gallery
from Andy
Sorry I agree with Lou...I can't stand Benny...the best quote I heard from NBC was "shut up Benny"...the guy gets confused and can't remember the drivers' names...and Wally thinks he's the greatest thing since slice bread...I don't think so...I couldn't be happier than Nascar is on fox...at least i see more than 2 seconds of the race than on NBC...and NBC seems to have a thing for Jeff Gordon...no matter where he is...seems that's the only car they show
A side note: what is up with Michael Waltrip's hair? he's starting to look a little freaky?? scissors somebody please??? he could give trump a run for his money in the strangest hair do.
from William
I would have preferred Rockingham:
I grew up in Southern Pines NC. My first race I attended was at Rockingham during the "Plymouth Superbird" & "Dodge Daytona" era. But there is nothing in Rockingham as far as entertainment goes. If you look at where the new tracks are being built, there is plenty of "extra curricular" activity. I personally do not care for that, but evidently Nascar does. That makes me wonder about how much time Martinsville has left.
PS Nascar should not even be called Nascar anymore because the cars are not even close to being stock cars.
But I still love the sport. And I think DW's job as an announcer (like him or not) is good for the sport!
from Andy
Sorry I agree with Lou...I can't stand Benny...the best quote I heard from NBC was "shut up Benny"...the guy gets confused and can't remember the drivers' names...and Wally thinks he's the greatest thing since slice bread...I don't think so...I couldn't be happier than Nascar is on fox...at least i see more than 2 seconds of the race than on NBC...and NBC seems to have a thing for Jeff Gordon...no matter where he is...seems that's the only car they show
A side note: what is up with Michael Waltrip's hair? he's starting to look a little freaky?? scissors somebody please??? he could give trump a run for his money in the strangest hair do.
from William
I would have preferred Rockingham:
I grew up in Southern Pines NC. My first race I attended was at Rockingham during the "Plymouth Superbird" & "Dodge Daytona" era. But there is nothing in Rockingham as far as entertainment goes. If you look at where the new tracks are being built, there is plenty of "extra curricular" activity. I personally do not care for that, but evidently Nascar does. That makes me wonder about how much time Martinsville has left.
PS Nascar should not even be called Nascar anymore because the cars are not even close to being stock cars.
But I still love the sport. And I think DW's job as an announcer (like him or not) is good for the sport!
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Bits and Pieces
Top Drivers Slated for Appearances at Sahara Hotel and Casino’s NASCAR Cafe: Excitement, Speed and Top Name Drivers are the key ingredients that NASCAR Cafe, Las Vegas will offer race fans in the days leading up to the UAW-Daimler Chrysler 400 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway. NASCAR Cafe, at Sahara Hotel and Casino, will treat race fans to a power lineup of top NASCAR drivers including Michael Waltrip, Carl Edwards, Hermie Sadler and Richard Petty. Each driver will host a separate autograph event on Thursday March 9th and Friday March 10th at the popular Las Vegas racing themed venue. Fans will have the opportunity to get autographs and experience racing up close and personal at the NASCAR Entertainment Center. Thursday March 9, 2006- 5:00 PM to 6:00 PM Michael Waltrip; Driver of the # 55 NAPA Dodge 6:00 PM to 7:00 PM; Hermie Sadler Driver of the # 00 Aaron's Ford; 7:00 PM to 8:00 PM; Carl Edwards Driver of the # 99 Office Depot Ford; Friday March 10, 2006 5:00 PM to 7:00 PM Richard Petty. NASCAR Racing Legend. Wristbands for the Thursday March 9th Autograph events will be distributed, on the day of the event at NASCAR Cafe's Carzilla Bar. Wristbands for Michael Waltrip will be available from 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM. Wristbands for Carl Edwards will be available for 11:00 Am to 12 Noon. Wristband for autograph event with Richard Petty will be distributed on Friday from 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM at NASCAR Cafe's Carzilla Bar. Wristbands are limited in number and available on a first come, first serve basis - RPG Public Relations
Top Drivers Slated for Appearances at Sahara Hotel and Casino’s NASCAR Cafe: Excitement, Speed and Top Name Drivers are the key ingredients that NASCAR Cafe, Las Vegas will offer race fans in the days leading up to the UAW-Daimler Chrysler 400 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway. NASCAR Cafe, at Sahara Hotel and Casino, will treat race fans to a power lineup of top NASCAR drivers including Michael Waltrip, Carl Edwards, Hermie Sadler and Richard Petty. Each driver will host a separate autograph event on Thursday March 9th and Friday March 10th at the popular Las Vegas racing themed venue. Fans will have the opportunity to get autographs and experience racing up close and personal at the NASCAR Entertainment Center. Thursday March 9, 2006- 5:00 PM to 6:00 PM Michael Waltrip; Driver of the # 55 NAPA Dodge 6:00 PM to 7:00 PM; Hermie Sadler Driver of the # 00 Aaron's Ford; 7:00 PM to 8:00 PM; Carl Edwards Driver of the # 99 Office Depot Ford; Friday March 10, 2006 5:00 PM to 7:00 PM Richard Petty. NASCAR Racing Legend. Wristbands for the Thursday March 9th Autograph events will be distributed, on the day of the event at NASCAR Cafe's Carzilla Bar. Wristbands for Michael Waltrip will be available from 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM. Wristbands for Carl Edwards will be available for 11:00 Am to 12 Noon. Wristband for autograph event with Richard Petty will be distributed on Friday from 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM at NASCAR Cafe's Carzilla Bar. Wristbands are limited in number and available on a first come, first serve basis - RPG Public Relations
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3M To Sponsor Todd Kluever In Six NEXTEL Cup Races In 2006: 3M Company and Roush Racing announced today that 3M will be the primary sponsor for the No. 06 Ford Fusion entry driven by Todd Kluever in six NASCAR NEXTEL Cup races this season. Kluever's NEXTEL Cup races this year are intended to prepare him for the 2007 NEXTEL Cup season, when he will drive the No. 6 AAA Ford Fusion currently driven by Mark Martin. Kluever's six-race schedule will consist of Chicagoland Speedway, July 9; Michigan International Speedway, August 20; California Speedway, September 3; Kansas Speedway, October 1; Lowe's Motor Speedway, October 14 and Phoenix International Raceway, November 12. "I am pleased to be able to represent 3M in the NEXTEL Cup Series as well as the Busch Series this year," Kluever said. "I'm really looking forward to running those extra races to get ready for next year. We are going to be racing at tracks that I really like, and I'm especially excited to kick off my NEXTEL Cup debut at Chicagoland since that is so close to home for me -- and it will be my Mom's birthday." "I would like to thank 3M for extending their sponsorship to include six NEXTEL Cup races for Todd," said Jack Roush. "He has exceeded my expectations in the Busch Series so far this year and we are going to do everything we can to make his transition to NEXTEL Cup as smooth as possible. Having him compete in six races later this year will certainly help advance his learning curve." - Roush Racing PR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jimmie Johnson™ Scores Second-Place Finish, Second Checkers®/Rally’s® Double Drive-Thru Challenge Win at California Speedway - No. 48 Lowe’s Team takes early lead in season-long contingency competition: Checkers®/Rally’s®, the Official Burger and Drive-Thru Restaurant of NASCAR®, today announced that Driver Jimmie Johnson™ and the No. 48® Lowe’s Hendrick Motorsports® Team have secured their second consecutive Checkers/Rally’s Double Drive-Thru Challenge win. “For the second week in a row, the guys in our pit crew have performed like a well oiled machine,” said Jimmie Johnson, whose No. 48 car spent the least amount of time in pit lane at the California Speedway on Sunday. “This team has worked incredibly hard to come in first and second place in the first two races of the season, and I am happy that Checkers/Rally’s Double Drive-Thru Challenge recognizes our pit crew’s significant accomplishments.” For their win, the No. 48 team will receive an award of $10,500, and they are leading the season-long competition for the grand prize of $105,000. “Once again, we congratulate Jimmie Johnson and the No. 48 Lowe’s Hendrick Motorsports Team for their successful performance on pit road,” said Richard Turer, Vice President of Marketing, Checkers Drive-In Restaurants, Inc. “The No. 48’s pit crew has proven that a great finish on the track takes teamwork and commitment. The crews at our restaurants understand that as well, so on behalf of the entire Checkers/Rally’s team, I congratulate Jimmie and his crew for their second successful performance.” The No. 48 Lowe’s Hendrick Motorsports® Team wasn’t the only team to win a second Checkers/Rally’s Double Drive-Thru Challenge this weekend.
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For the second week in a row, the Busch Series No. 2 AC Delco Team with Driver Clint Bowyer recorded the fastest performance in pit lane and scored their second Challenge win. In the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series, the No. 17 Darrell Waltrip Motorsports Team with Driver David Reutimann won their first Checkers/Rally’s Double Drive-Thru Challenge. Checkers/Rally’s Double Drive-Thru Challenge focuses on the team element of the race that is integral to successful performances each week. To win, teams were required to finish on the lead lap while spending the least amount of time in pit lane. The No. 48 Lowe’s Hendrick Motorsports® Team wasn’t the only team to win a second Checkers/Rally’s Double Drive-Thru Challenge this weekend. For the second week in a row, the Busch Series No. 2 AC Delco Team with Driver Clint Bowyer recorded the fastest performance in pit lane and scored their second Challenge win - Checkers®/Rally’s® PR
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Alltel unveils weekly NASCAR Podcast- Weekly audio programming featuring exclusive race analysis and commentary from one of NASCAR’s top crew chiefs to debut on AlltelRacing.com: Alltel, owner and operator of the nation’s largest wireless network, today announced the launch of its innovative motorsports Podcast, which will be available weekly throughout the 2006 NASCAR season. Matt Borland, crew chief for the No.12 Alltel Dodge, will be featured on the weekly Podcast each Tuesday following a race. With Purdue University engineering graduate Ryan Newman at the wheel, the No.12 Alltel Dodge team has remained on the cutting edge of technology and is the first NASCAR Cup Series team to debut a team Podcast. Providing exclusive recaps following each NASCAR Cup Series race, as well as a preview of the upcoming race... Podcast will be available for download via a link on alltelracing.com. “The Alltel Racing Podcast will provide listeners with weekly, behind-the-scenes programming that puts them right there in the pits with the No.12 Alltel Dodge team,” said Frank O’Mara, executive vice president of marketing for Alltel. “Our racing sponsorship continues to provide invaluable exposure as well as the opportunity to bring unique and compelling NASCAR content to our current and potential customers.” “Our fans are becoming more race savvy, and we want to continue to keep them excited each week,” said Matt Borland, crew chief of the No.12 Alltel Dodge. “This technology is a great way to keep our fans connected by giving them behind-the-scenes updates and developments from the No.12 Alltel Dodge team.” ...The Alltel Racing Podcast will include a recap of the previous week’s race complete with turn-by-turn analysis, commentary on NASCAR’s hot topics, emerging trends in the sport and a preview of the upcoming race all from an insider’s viewpoint. - Alan Taylor Communications
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Texas HOF Inductees: Drag racing legend Kenny Bernstein, Indy-car designer and team owner Jim Hall, NASCAR team owner Jack Roush, winner of the Texas Motor Speedway Racer of the Year Award, and former NHRA racer Raymond Beadle, winner of the Bruton Smith Legends Award are the 2006 inductees into the Texas Motor Sports Hall of Fame. Truck Series drivers [#11] David Starr is the recipient of the 2006 TMS Sportsmanship Award. The Hall inductees and the award winners will be honored at the Texas Motor Sports Hall of Fame Gala on April 5 at the TMS Speedway Club Ballroom. Proceeds from the event go to Happy Hill Farm in Granbury, an academy and home for disadvantaged children.(Dallas Morning News)
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New NASCAR Show on Biography Channel: On March 8, The Biography Channel gets behind the wheel of an exciting and original new series produced in conjunction with NASCAR Images, "NASCAR Driven to Win." Offering up-close-and-personal profiles of some of the racing circuit's most popular young drivers, the series delivers an "under-the-hood" glimpse of life both on-and-off the track. Comprised of 13 half-hour episodes, "NASCAR Driven to Win" will debut new World Premiere episodes each Wednesday during March at 10:00pm/et. The series launches with the premieres of Kasey Kahne and Kyle Busch (10:30pm/et); March 15 revs up with premieres of Carl Edwards and Greg Biffle (10:30pm/et). More info at biographychannel.com(PR)
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Schrader runs dirt at Texas this weekend: Following back-to-back rain-outs to open the 2006 schedule, the O'Reilly SUPR Late Model season will seek to finally kick off its new season at the Texas Motor Speedway Dirt Track on Friday and Saturday with the Pro-Cuts World Dirt Track Championships. The two-night event will feature late model and modified racing on the 4/10-mile mile clay oval with more than 200 combined entries expected. NEXTEL Cup Series veteran Kenny Schrader takes advantage of the off-week on the Cup schedule to compete in the championship event. Schrader, the 23-year Cup veteran who pilots the #21 Little Debbie/Motorcraft/U.S. Air Force Ford for Wood Brothers Racing, will be in the #99 Pro-Cuts late model entry this weekend at the Texas Motor Speedway Dirt Track. The Pro-Cuts World Dirt Track Championship will be the third short track stop of the year for Schrader. He did not qualify for the show at Talladega on Jan. 7-8. At Central Arizona Raceway in Casa Grande, Ariz., he had finishes of seventh (Jan. 14), 11th (Jan. 15), and second (Jan. 18). Schrader has been a longtime competitor in dirt track races and has at least nine more events scheduled through the summer. (TMS PR)
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McCain named PIR grand marshal
Phoenix International Raceway officials say that U.S. Sen. John McCain will be the grand marshal for the April 22 Subway Fresh 500 Nextel Cup race at the track.
The Arizona Republican will give the command to start engines.
"Sen. McCain is a true American hero whose service to our country, and to our state, is well known and deeply respected," said track President Bryan Sperber.
Phoenix International Raceway officials say that U.S. Sen. John McCain will be the grand marshal for the April 22 Subway Fresh 500 Nextel Cup race at the track.
The Arizona Republican will give the command to start engines.
"Sen. McCain is a true American hero whose service to our country, and to our state, is well known and deeply respected," said track President Bryan Sperber.
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Bristol to attempt world's largest green flag
Bristol Motor Speedway says the 160,000 fans attending the sold-out March 26 Food City 500 will help wave the world's largest green flag.
Fans will be given a green flag on the way to their seats with the phrase, "I waved the green flag" inscribed on the keepsake.
Each flag is 8x12 inches and would cover 3.5 acres if laid end to end. When the honorary starter waves the official flag, fans will be asked to join in to create the world's largest green flag.
Bristol Motor Speedway says the 160,000 fans attending the sold-out March 26 Food City 500 will help wave the world's largest green flag.
Fans will be given a green flag on the way to their seats with the phrase, "I waved the green flag" inscribed on the keepsake.
Each flag is 8x12 inches and would cover 3.5 acres if laid end to end. When the honorary starter waves the official flag, fans will be asked to join in to create the world's largest green flag.
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Johnson's Daytona Victory Leads to Nearly $20 Million Of Television Exposure for Sponsor
ANN ARBOR, MI – Jimmie Johnson’s victory at this year’s Daytona 500 enabled his primary sponsor, Lowe’s, to amass nearly $20 million of in-broadcast exposure during NBC’s live telecast. The Lowe’s exposure figure marked the highest sponsor total for a single NASCAR race telecast monitored throughout the last 22 years by Joyce Julius and Associates.
Altogether, Lowe’s identity appeared for 27 minutes, 30 seconds (27:30) during the 4.5-hour Fox telecast. Additionally, Johnson’s sponsor was mentioned on six occasions. When comparing the exposure to the estimated cost of a commercial on the season opening broadcast, Lowe’s earned $19,876,555 in exposure value.
Not surprisingly, the Lowe’s logo on Johnson’s hood accounted for the largest portion of the sponsor’s in-broadcast impact, with 16:37 leading to $11.6 million, or 58% of Lowe’s entire exposure. In comparison, primary team sponsors averaged 12:05, 2.9 mentions and $1.4 million per race last season during 2005 NASCAR Nextel Cup Series coverage.
ANN ARBOR, MI – Jimmie Johnson’s victory at this year’s Daytona 500 enabled his primary sponsor, Lowe’s, to amass nearly $20 million of in-broadcast exposure during NBC’s live telecast. The Lowe’s exposure figure marked the highest sponsor total for a single NASCAR race telecast monitored throughout the last 22 years by Joyce Julius and Associates.
Altogether, Lowe’s identity appeared for 27 minutes, 30 seconds (27:30) during the 4.5-hour Fox telecast. Additionally, Johnson’s sponsor was mentioned on six occasions. When comparing the exposure to the estimated cost of a commercial on the season opening broadcast, Lowe’s earned $19,876,555 in exposure value.
Not surprisingly, the Lowe’s logo on Johnson’s hood accounted for the largest portion of the sponsor’s in-broadcast impact, with 16:37 leading to $11.6 million, or 58% of Lowe’s entire exposure. In comparison, primary team sponsors averaged 12:05, 2.9 mentions and $1.4 million per race last season during 2005 NASCAR Nextel Cup Series coverage.
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NASCAR announces penalties against a pair of Busch Series teams
NASCAR on Tuesday announced four penalties have been issued to two NASCAR Busch Series teams, as a result of rules violations this past weekend at California Speedway.
Three penalties were assessed to the No. 17 Ford team for violations of Sections 12-4-A (actions detrimental to stock car racing), 12-4-Q (car, car parts, components and/or equipment that do not conform to NASCAR rules), and 20A-12.1B (2) (unapproved rear jacking bolts, incorrect thread count) of the 2006 NASCAR Busch Series Rule Book.
Crew chief Chad Norris was fined $10,000; driver Matt Kenseth was penalized with the loss of 25 driver championship points; and car owner Jack Roush was penalized 25 owner championship points. These rules violations were discovered during opening day inspection.
Dave Fuge Jr., crew chief for the No. 34 Chevrolet driven by Todd Bodine, has been fined $2,500 for violating Sections 12-4-A, 12-4-Q, and 12-4-CC (unapproved rear end gear ratio). These violations were also discovered during opening day inspection.
NASCAR on Tuesday announced four penalties have been issued to two NASCAR Busch Series teams, as a result of rules violations this past weekend at California Speedway.
Three penalties were assessed to the No. 17 Ford team for violations of Sections 12-4-A (actions detrimental to stock car racing), 12-4-Q (car, car parts, components and/or equipment that do not conform to NASCAR rules), and 20A-12.1B (2) (unapproved rear jacking bolts, incorrect thread count) of the 2006 NASCAR Busch Series Rule Book.
Crew chief Chad Norris was fined $10,000; driver Matt Kenseth was penalized with the loss of 25 driver championship points; and car owner Jack Roush was penalized 25 owner championship points. These rules violations were discovered during opening day inspection.
Dave Fuge Jr., crew chief for the No. 34 Chevrolet driven by Todd Bodine, has been fined $2,500 for violating Sections 12-4-A, 12-4-Q, and 12-4-CC (unapproved rear end gear ratio). These violations were also discovered during opening day inspection.
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Penske drivers getting the heck out of new Dodge
By Nate Ryan, USA TODAY
Despite a disappointing outing at California Speedway, Penske Racing South will field 2004 Dodges again for Kurt Busch and Ryan Newman on March 12 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway.
Busch won the pole position for the Auto Club 500 and finished 16th Sunday after running in the top 10 for the first half of the 500-mile race. Newman finished 20th and averaged a 19th-place position over 251 laps.
Penske Racing South president Don Miller said both teams missed the setup and didn't have a fair chance to evaluate the car. Las Vegas is a 1.5-mile oval with similar banking to the 2-mile oval at California.
"We had a good car on short runs and a bad car on long runs," Busch said after the California race. "We were so fast in practice, and it was hard to change the car. We learned quite a bit."
Newman said the older Intrepid has better balance, downforce and handling than the Charger, which was introduced last year. The Penske teams are avoiding Intrepid references because Dodge no longer makes the model.
"We understand the importance of brand identification, but manufacturer identification can override that," Newman said.
One goal, three strategies: Dodge, which won three races last year, is encouraging a three-pronged attack to improving its cars. Besides giving Penske its blessing to test the Intrepid, Dodge has commissioned Chip Ganassi Racing and Evernham Motorsports with different approaches toward fine-tuning the Charger.
The teams had strong showings at California with Kasey Kahne (a fourth for Evernham) and Casey Mears (seventh for Ganassi). But neither driver was satisfied with his car, which Mears said lacked grip and didn't turn well.
"This car handled identical to the one we had here last year, so we know we're not where we want to be with the Charger," said Kahne, who crashed last season at California and Las Vegas. "We're making progress. That's the best we've run in a while for a complete race, counting the last half of last year."
New numbers: Mears made a race-high 152 green-flag passes Sunday, one of several expanded statistical categories being tracked by NASCAR this season through scoring loops.
Auto Club 500 winner Matt Kenseth ranked first on restarts (the average speed on the first two laps under green) with a 174.493 mph in his No. 17 Ford.
Rookie Denny Hamlin ranked as the top closer (driver who improves the most positions in the last 10% of a race), gaining seven spots to finish 12th in the final 25 laps.
Moving on up: In his fourth year in Nextel Cup, Mears is ranked a career-high second in the points standings. The 27-year-old is winless in 110 starts and hasn't finished a season higher than 22nd in points. He still felt poised for a breakthrough in 2006 when he became the lead driver at Ganassi after Jamie McMurray's departure.
"I've come a long way as a driver," said Mears, the nephew of four-time Indianapolis 500 winner Rick Mears.
The Biography Channel followed Mears around his hometown of Bakersfield, Calif., last week for a show called NASCAR Driven to Win. The 13-episode series, which premiers March 8, also will profile Kasey Kahne, Kyle Busch, Carl Edwards, Brian Vickers and Erin Crocker.
By Nate Ryan, USA TODAY
Despite a disappointing outing at California Speedway, Penske Racing South will field 2004 Dodges again for Kurt Busch and Ryan Newman on March 12 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway.
Busch won the pole position for the Auto Club 500 and finished 16th Sunday after running in the top 10 for the first half of the 500-mile race. Newman finished 20th and averaged a 19th-place position over 251 laps.
Penske Racing South president Don Miller said both teams missed the setup and didn't have a fair chance to evaluate the car. Las Vegas is a 1.5-mile oval with similar banking to the 2-mile oval at California.
"We had a good car on short runs and a bad car on long runs," Busch said after the California race. "We were so fast in practice, and it was hard to change the car. We learned quite a bit."
Newman said the older Intrepid has better balance, downforce and handling than the Charger, which was introduced last year. The Penske teams are avoiding Intrepid references because Dodge no longer makes the model.
"We understand the importance of brand identification, but manufacturer identification can override that," Newman said.
One goal, three strategies: Dodge, which won three races last year, is encouraging a three-pronged attack to improving its cars. Besides giving Penske its blessing to test the Intrepid, Dodge has commissioned Chip Ganassi Racing and Evernham Motorsports with different approaches toward fine-tuning the Charger.
The teams had strong showings at California with Kasey Kahne (a fourth for Evernham) and Casey Mears (seventh for Ganassi). But neither driver was satisfied with his car, which Mears said lacked grip and didn't turn well.
"This car handled identical to the one we had here last year, so we know we're not where we want to be with the Charger," said Kahne, who crashed last season at California and Las Vegas. "We're making progress. That's the best we've run in a while for a complete race, counting the last half of last year."
New numbers: Mears made a race-high 152 green-flag passes Sunday, one of several expanded statistical categories being tracked by NASCAR this season through scoring loops.
Auto Club 500 winner Matt Kenseth ranked first on restarts (the average speed on the first two laps under green) with a 174.493 mph in his No. 17 Ford.
Rookie Denny Hamlin ranked as the top closer (driver who improves the most positions in the last 10% of a race), gaining seven spots to finish 12th in the final 25 laps.
Moving on up: In his fourth year in Nextel Cup, Mears is ranked a career-high second in the points standings. The 27-year-old is winless in 110 starts and hasn't finished a season higher than 22nd in points. He still felt poised for a breakthrough in 2006 when he became the lead driver at Ganassi after Jamie McMurray's departure.
"I've come a long way as a driver," said Mears, the nephew of four-time Indianapolis 500 winner Rick Mears.
The Biography Channel followed Mears around his hometown of Bakersfield, Calif., last week for a show called NASCAR Driven to Win. The 13-episode series, which premiers March 8, also will profile Kasey Kahne, Kyle Busch, Carl Edwards, Brian Vickers and Erin Crocker.
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Off to shaky start Mark Decotis\Florida Today
Nick Lachey?
Don't insult my intelligence.
The fact that the California Speedway braintrust hoped someone -- anyone -- would be inclined to pay attention to Sunday's Auto Club 500 because some teeny-bopper idol who is suing his soon-to-be or recent or whatever ex-wife for support is "prowling" the pits is enough to make me ill.
The whole California weekend episode as it applied to Nextel Cup and the inability of the speedway to sell all its tickets -- in the largest market NASCAR plays -- laid bare the problems facing the sport.
Let's discuss them.
1. Plain and simple, the racing STINKS. None other than the driver who is the face of the sport, Jeff Gordon -- sorry, Junior -- said as much following Sunday's bore-fest.
Drivers avoided other cars as much as possible, lest they fall victim to "dirty air" or "aero-push" or the myriad other ills befalling today's over-aerodynamically sensitive race vehicles. And because the racing at California and other "flat" tracks STINKS, brings us to No. 2.
2. Creating drama. Because the racing STINKS, NASCAR and the track management, in California especially and at other venues, are forced to cast their lots with two-bit, B-roll, other-side-of-the-45 "celebrities" to create a buzz around the event.
If the "celebrities" even cared about the race or had any basic knowledge about what they were watching, it would be one thing. But to parade wannabes and has-beens and rehabbers before masses, being stage-managed to be adoring, smacks of phoniness that is both transparent and insulting, especially to longtime fans, which brings us to No. 3.
3. Unhappy lifers. All sports have their detractors among serious fans. That has to be factored into whatever sour grapes emanate from those who believe their feelings don't matter and their loyalty has long ago ceased being taken for granted or even considered.
But the e-mails and phone calls I have been receiving over the past season or so tell me there is a swelling undercurrent of dissatisfaction and disenchantment -- and just plain "I don't give a damn" anymore -- that NASCAR needs to pay attention to at the risk of TV ratings and ticket sales. Which brings us to No. 4.
4. The "new" fan. As the retired Rusty Wallace bemoaned in a press conference during Speedweeks, the sport's marketing efforts have degenerated to the level of what he called "acid rock."
In its defense, NASCAR needs to grow the sport. After all, sponsors demand it and the France family does have bills -- albeit much larger than yours and mine -- to pay. But that effort is 100 percent aimed at a demographic that leaves much of NASCAR's longtime, loyal and (this is important) sophisticated fan base out in the cold.
What the sport is selling now is not racing. As a veteran wag said last year at Daytona: The new fans think they are seeing racing, when in reality they are seeing drivers driving fast in circles. Which leads us to No. 5 -- and, in reality, back to No. 1.
5. The racing STINKS. Until NASCAR does something about the quality of its competition -- hint, puts the Car of Tomorrow on as many racetracks as possible in 2007 -- all the ills inherent in overly aerodynamically-sensitive race cars are going to continue to rear their ugly heads.
Consequently, NASCAR will find itself relying on over-the-hill, or not yet on the ascent, celebrities to draw fans to the track or the TV screen. As if the fact that a "star" is singing the national anthem or waving the green flag or giving the command to start engines or "prowling" the pits will be enough to convince people to pay attention.
As I said, don't insult my intelligence.
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Good weekend in California boosts rookie Yeley
By Mark Ashenfelter
Special to ESPN.com
For J.J. Yeley, a trip to California Speedway might have marked a turning point in his NASCAR career.
If so, it'll reward the faith shown in him first by friend Tony Stewart and later by Joe Gibbs Racing. Yeley might not have won anything while in California, but he undoubtedly lifted his stock while opening a few eyes.
With just six Nextel Cup Series starts to Yeley's credit entering the season, it was hard to expect too much from him -- especially with teammate and fellow Raybestos Rookie of the Year candidate Denny Hamlin stealing the limelight by winning the Budweiser Shootout at Daytona.
In two starts in 2004, Yeley's best finish was a 27th at Atlanta. Four starts a year ago didn't end up much better, with a 25th-place finish at Dover being the highlight.
At the time, it appeared as if Yeley and Hamlin were auditioning for one Cup opening at Gibbs; but Hamlin clearly won the race for a seat in the team's No. 11 Chevrolet. So, it appeared Yeley would simply spend another year running the Busch Series schedule while getting more seasoning in stock cars.
That changed, though, once the team agreed to let Bobby Labonte move to Petty Enterprises. Yeley was handed the proverbial keys to the team's No. 18 Chevy -- while still running the full Busch schedule, as well.
Getting caught up in a crash left Yeley 41st in the Daytona 500 and wasn't exactly the way to start a season. However, heading west seemed to do the trick for the Phoenix native.
Yeley qualified fourth and showed it wasn't a fluke by finishing eighth. Coupled with finishes of eighth (Daytona) and seventh (California) in the Busch Series -- he is second in points in that series -- Yeley is off to a pretty impressive start before heading to this weekend's Busch Series race in Mexico City.
"It's a big confidence boost," Yeley said after Fontana. "I was getting worried there with those guys taking tires [before a green-white-checker finish]. We ran too good there the entire race to give up some spots there at the end because of not pitting. The guys made an excellent call to stay out on the racetrack. Our first top-10 sounds good."
It all started with his qualifying effort, one that set the tone for the rest of the weekend.
"It wasn't exactly the fastest car the first 10 laps [of a fuel run,] but after that, the car freed up a little bit in the center [of the corners]," Yeley said. "I was one of the lone soldiers up there [running the high line] trying to knock the fence down. My car was handling great up there. To come away with an eighth-place finish was great. It was definitely a lot of fun. I'm happy to finish in the top 10. This team really needed this good finish."
And it can be argued that the talented 29-year-old is still trying to show he belongs in NASCAR's highest levels. Having won the USAC "triple crown" in 2003 by taking the Silver Crown, Sprint Car and Midget titles, there's no doubt he can drive.
Yeley, though, didn't wheel a stock car until 2004, so he still has plenty to learn. An 11th-place finish in the Busch Series standings shows that a driver who finished ninth in the 1998 Indianapolis 500 is getting the hang of things.
His finishes at California might be a sign that he's taking the next step, even, and that's exactly what Steve Addington, his Cup crew chief, is hoping to see more of.
"We're really, really proud of J.J. He ran an awesome race, and he did everything that we asked out of him," Addington said. "Everybody was like, 'Why is he falling back [at the start]?' We just wanted to get settled in here and work our way back up, get his feet wet and let him run all day long."
At the end, Yeley really made his crew chief happy. A number of the cars behind him pitted at the end of the race, but Yeley wasn't flustered.
"He drove his tail off there at the end of the race to hold his position on those guys on two [fresh] tires," Addington said. "I'm really proud of him. We didn't come in. Everybody behind us did, and I thought we were kind of like a sitting duck. He said he wasn't going to give up the spots right then. He dug down deep and pulled it out for us."
Clint Bowyer still leads the Raybestos Rookie standings by six points, but Yeley is ahead of Martin Truex Jr. and Hamlin, both of whom were considered among the favorites for the award.
Yeley, though, was simply worrying about a solid finish at Fontana. And the way in which it was achieved reminded him of his days racing USAC cars on dirt.
"It was kind of a throwback to what I'm used to -- put the thing up on the fence and let her eat," he said. "We definitely needed a good finish after Daytona, which put us back to 41st in points. We wanted to get up there and be solid every week and this is a good race to start it off."
At 23rd in points, Yeley can head to Mexico feeling confident about both his programs. And if he hadn't found Casey Mears in his path at the end, his best Cup finish might have been even higher than eighth.
"I was afraid of the restart, but then I started thinking, 'Man, all those guys are just throwing down there on the bottom and leaving the top wide open,'" Yeley said. "I think if it wouldn't have been for the 42 car [of Mears], we would have picked off a couple more. Coming off Turn 4 there, he pinched me in the fence and I had to check up. It's awesome to run in the top 10, the first real race of the season. It's a good start for this team, and we're looking forward to Las Vegas."
Mark Ashenfelter is an associate editor at NASCAR Scene magazine, which has a Web site at scenedaily.com.
By Mark Ashenfelter
Special to ESPN.com
For J.J. Yeley, a trip to California Speedway might have marked a turning point in his NASCAR career.
If so, it'll reward the faith shown in him first by friend Tony Stewart and later by Joe Gibbs Racing. Yeley might not have won anything while in California, but he undoubtedly lifted his stock while opening a few eyes.
With just six Nextel Cup Series starts to Yeley's credit entering the season, it was hard to expect too much from him -- especially with teammate and fellow Raybestos Rookie of the Year candidate Denny Hamlin stealing the limelight by winning the Budweiser Shootout at Daytona.
In two starts in 2004, Yeley's best finish was a 27th at Atlanta. Four starts a year ago didn't end up much better, with a 25th-place finish at Dover being the highlight.
At the time, it appeared as if Yeley and Hamlin were auditioning for one Cup opening at Gibbs; but Hamlin clearly won the race for a seat in the team's No. 11 Chevrolet. So, it appeared Yeley would simply spend another year running the Busch Series schedule while getting more seasoning in stock cars.
That changed, though, once the team agreed to let Bobby Labonte move to Petty Enterprises. Yeley was handed the proverbial keys to the team's No. 18 Chevy -- while still running the full Busch schedule, as well.
Getting caught up in a crash left Yeley 41st in the Daytona 500 and wasn't exactly the way to start a season. However, heading west seemed to do the trick for the Phoenix native.
Yeley qualified fourth and showed it wasn't a fluke by finishing eighth. Coupled with finishes of eighth (Daytona) and seventh (California) in the Busch Series -- he is second in points in that series -- Yeley is off to a pretty impressive start before heading to this weekend's Busch Series race in Mexico City.
"It's a big confidence boost," Yeley said after Fontana. "I was getting worried there with those guys taking tires [before a green-white-checker finish]. We ran too good there the entire race to give up some spots there at the end because of not pitting. The guys made an excellent call to stay out on the racetrack. Our first top-10 sounds good."
It all started with his qualifying effort, one that set the tone for the rest of the weekend.
"It wasn't exactly the fastest car the first 10 laps [of a fuel run,] but after that, the car freed up a little bit in the center [of the corners]," Yeley said. "I was one of the lone soldiers up there [running the high line] trying to knock the fence down. My car was handling great up there. To come away with an eighth-place finish was great. It was definitely a lot of fun. I'm happy to finish in the top 10. This team really needed this good finish."
And it can be argued that the talented 29-year-old is still trying to show he belongs in NASCAR's highest levels. Having won the USAC "triple crown" in 2003 by taking the Silver Crown, Sprint Car and Midget titles, there's no doubt he can drive.
Yeley, though, didn't wheel a stock car until 2004, so he still has plenty to learn. An 11th-place finish in the Busch Series standings shows that a driver who finished ninth in the 1998 Indianapolis 500 is getting the hang of things.
His finishes at California might be a sign that he's taking the next step, even, and that's exactly what Steve Addington, his Cup crew chief, is hoping to see more of.
"We're really, really proud of J.J. He ran an awesome race, and he did everything that we asked out of him," Addington said. "Everybody was like, 'Why is he falling back [at the start]?' We just wanted to get settled in here and work our way back up, get his feet wet and let him run all day long."
At the end, Yeley really made his crew chief happy. A number of the cars behind him pitted at the end of the race, but Yeley wasn't flustered.
"He drove his tail off there at the end of the race to hold his position on those guys on two [fresh] tires," Addington said. "I'm really proud of him. We didn't come in. Everybody behind us did, and I thought we were kind of like a sitting duck. He said he wasn't going to give up the spots right then. He dug down deep and pulled it out for us."
Clint Bowyer still leads the Raybestos Rookie standings by six points, but Yeley is ahead of Martin Truex Jr. and Hamlin, both of whom were considered among the favorites for the award.
Yeley, though, was simply worrying about a solid finish at Fontana. And the way in which it was achieved reminded him of his days racing USAC cars on dirt.
"It was kind of a throwback to what I'm used to -- put the thing up on the fence and let her eat," he said. "We definitely needed a good finish after Daytona, which put us back to 41st in points. We wanted to get up there and be solid every week and this is a good race to start it off."
At 23rd in points, Yeley can head to Mexico feeling confident about both his programs. And if he hadn't found Casey Mears in his path at the end, his best Cup finish might have been even higher than eighth.
"I was afraid of the restart, but then I started thinking, 'Man, all those guys are just throwing down there on the bottom and leaving the top wide open,'" Yeley said. "I think if it wouldn't have been for the 42 car [of Mears], we would have picked off a couple more. Coming off Turn 4 there, he pinched me in the fence and I had to check up. It's awesome to run in the top 10, the first real race of the season. It's a good start for this team, and we're looking forward to Las Vegas."
Mark Ashenfelter is an associate editor at NASCAR Scene magazine, which has a Web site at scenedaily.com.
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Burton yet to find Victory Lane with RCR
By Mark Ashenfelter
Special to ESPN.com
One of these days, maybe Riki Rachtman will have to shave his head courtesy of Jeff Burton. Rachtman, who hosts the nationally syndicated radio program "Racing Rocks" is a big Burton fan, so much so that the original host of MTV's Headbanger's Ball has vowed to shave his head once Burton gets back to Victory Lane.
The amazing thing is that it's been since the fall of 2001 that Burton's been there following a Cup race. And if it happens Sunday at California Speedway, it'll mark not only a resurgence for Burton, but for Richard Childress Racing as well.
The team has struggled the past few years, with Kevin Harvick reaching Victory Lane on occasion, but not as regularly as one would expect. Burton, meanwhile, has yet to win since joining the operation in August 2004 and rookie Clint Bowyer is just starting to settle in at the sport's highest level.
But RCR's engine program has been greatly revamped over the last year and that may be the spark needed to push Burton over the hump. Of course, a week ago the hope was that winning the pole for the Daytona 500 would help turn the tide.
Instead, Burton's car never handled to his liking and that led him to try to make something out of nothing late in the event. Instead, Burton got into some people and ended up 32nd.
Wisely, Burton knew better than to predict Daytona success after winning the pole. That doesn't mean he's not excited about the rest of the season, especially after a strong test session last month at Las Vegas Motor Speedway.
"My confidence level is as high as it was in 1998 and 1999," Burton said. " … That is not just wanting to feel good, that is based on facts in regard to our test. We will see what happens, but I have very high hopes for our team. I hope [winning the pole at Daytona] isn't the only highlight of our season."
Childress, naturally, feels the same way, hoping this is the year he celebrates with Burton in Victory Lane.
"I feel like we've let Jeff Burton down over the last couple of years that he's been with us," Childress said. "We had high expectations. We had the equipment and everything, but we just didn't get it all put together. I think it is something we should have done a long time ago."
Childress said that Burton's been good for RCR, even if that hasn't translated into a win just yet.
"Jeff came in and fired me back up," Childress said. "Knowing some of the ideas and things he's brought to the table -- he's just good for the whole organization. He can look and say, 'Hey, I know we're off here or there in aero or wind tunnel or horsepower.' We've just made a lot of changes."
Many of those changes were based, in part, on suggestions made by Burton, who moved to RCR from Roush Racing. He's come up with ideas as to how the team could best utilize its aerodynamic experts and its engineers to build the best possible cars.
"We have enough tools at RCR to compete at a high level. We have to make sure we utilize those tools and use them to the best of our advantage," Burton said. "That is something that we were not doing and the results showed it. One of the reasons Richard wanted me to come to RCR was to help with that. And that is what I have tried to do.
"At the same time I have tried to be very focused on the Cingular team in particular. But for us to excel, we needed to have better equipment than we had last year. So part of my role is helping build the structure and format to go build better cars."
Burton said the nice thing about Childress is that he doesn't hold structured meetings all that often. The two can discuss things informally and Childress takes care of business from there.
"I have certainly been part of my fair share of formal, structured meetings, but my time with Richard is generally him calling me when I didn't know he was going to call or me calling him when he didn't know I was going to call," Burton said.
A win this weekend in the Auto Club 500 would be a big turnaround for Burton at California Speedway. He finished 19th there last February and was 35th there in September. Burton had three straight top-10 finishes at the 2-mile facility from 1998-2000, but hasn't finished better than 15th in his last seven races at the track.
Fresh off a visit to Disney World with his family before leaving Florida for California, Burton will be unveiling a new car for the race. The car was tested at Nashville and Las Vegas, but is untried in race conditions.
Still, crew chief Scott Miller's looking forward to the weekend; hoping it will show how far RCR has come at the intermediate tracks where it has struggled the past few years.
Miller said what the team learned at the Vegas test will carry over into California.
" … We use the same style of race car at both of the tracks," Miller said. "So, off of the results we had at the Vegas test, we expect to go into California looking for a strong run. Over the winter everyone at RCR has worked really hard to try to improve all areas of the race car. The chassis department made gains, the engineering department worked hard on some things, the aero department has come up with a better aero package and the engines have gotten better. Every little area has been improved and that's what it takes. There's not a lot of separation from running in the top-five to running in the top-25, so every little thing counts on getting you where you need to be."
Mired deep in the point standings, Miller knows the team needs to dig out of its hole quickly.
"The points at the end of the first five races are going to determine who is guaranteed a starting position," Miller said. "It's certainly important for Team Cingular to rebound at California. But, really and truly, we've got to go into every race thinking we have a chance to win. If we do that and have strong finishes, the points will take care of themselves."
Mark Ashenfelter is an associate editor at NASCAR Scene magazine, which has a Web site at scenedaily.com.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~By Mark Ashenfelter
Special to ESPN.com
One of these days, maybe Riki Rachtman will have to shave his head courtesy of Jeff Burton. Rachtman, who hosts the nationally syndicated radio program "Racing Rocks" is a big Burton fan, so much so that the original host of MTV's Headbanger's Ball has vowed to shave his head once Burton gets back to Victory Lane.
The amazing thing is that it's been since the fall of 2001 that Burton's been there following a Cup race. And if it happens Sunday at California Speedway, it'll mark not only a resurgence for Burton, but for Richard Childress Racing as well.
The team has struggled the past few years, with Kevin Harvick reaching Victory Lane on occasion, but not as regularly as one would expect. Burton, meanwhile, has yet to win since joining the operation in August 2004 and rookie Clint Bowyer is just starting to settle in at the sport's highest level.
But RCR's engine program has been greatly revamped over the last year and that may be the spark needed to push Burton over the hump. Of course, a week ago the hope was that winning the pole for the Daytona 500 would help turn the tide.
Instead, Burton's car never handled to his liking and that led him to try to make something out of nothing late in the event. Instead, Burton got into some people and ended up 32nd.
Wisely, Burton knew better than to predict Daytona success after winning the pole. That doesn't mean he's not excited about the rest of the season, especially after a strong test session last month at Las Vegas Motor Speedway.
"My confidence level is as high as it was in 1998 and 1999," Burton said. " … That is not just wanting to feel good, that is based on facts in regard to our test. We will see what happens, but I have very high hopes for our team. I hope [winning the pole at Daytona] isn't the only highlight of our season."
Childress, naturally, feels the same way, hoping this is the year he celebrates with Burton in Victory Lane.
"I feel like we've let Jeff Burton down over the last couple of years that he's been with us," Childress said. "We had high expectations. We had the equipment and everything, but we just didn't get it all put together. I think it is something we should have done a long time ago."
Childress said that Burton's been good for RCR, even if that hasn't translated into a win just yet.
"Jeff came in and fired me back up," Childress said. "Knowing some of the ideas and things he's brought to the table -- he's just good for the whole organization. He can look and say, 'Hey, I know we're off here or there in aero or wind tunnel or horsepower.' We've just made a lot of changes."
Many of those changes were based, in part, on suggestions made by Burton, who moved to RCR from Roush Racing. He's come up with ideas as to how the team could best utilize its aerodynamic experts and its engineers to build the best possible cars.
"We have enough tools at RCR to compete at a high level. We have to make sure we utilize those tools and use them to the best of our advantage," Burton said. "That is something that we were not doing and the results showed it. One of the reasons Richard wanted me to come to RCR was to help with that. And that is what I have tried to do.
"At the same time I have tried to be very focused on the Cingular team in particular. But for us to excel, we needed to have better equipment than we had last year. So part of my role is helping build the structure and format to go build better cars."
Burton said the nice thing about Childress is that he doesn't hold structured meetings all that often. The two can discuss things informally and Childress takes care of business from there.
"I have certainly been part of my fair share of formal, structured meetings, but my time with Richard is generally him calling me when I didn't know he was going to call or me calling him when he didn't know I was going to call," Burton said.
A win this weekend in the Auto Club 500 would be a big turnaround for Burton at California Speedway. He finished 19th there last February and was 35th there in September. Burton had three straight top-10 finishes at the 2-mile facility from 1998-2000, but hasn't finished better than 15th in his last seven races at the track.
Fresh off a visit to Disney World with his family before leaving Florida for California, Burton will be unveiling a new car for the race. The car was tested at Nashville and Las Vegas, but is untried in race conditions.
Still, crew chief Scott Miller's looking forward to the weekend; hoping it will show how far RCR has come at the intermediate tracks where it has struggled the past few years.
Miller said what the team learned at the Vegas test will carry over into California.
" … We use the same style of race car at both of the tracks," Miller said. "So, off of the results we had at the Vegas test, we expect to go into California looking for a strong run. Over the winter everyone at RCR has worked really hard to try to improve all areas of the race car. The chassis department made gains, the engineering department worked hard on some things, the aero department has come up with a better aero package and the engines have gotten better. Every little area has been improved and that's what it takes. There's not a lot of separation from running in the top-five to running in the top-25, so every little thing counts on getting you where you need to be."
Mired deep in the point standings, Miller knows the team needs to dig out of its hole quickly.
"The points at the end of the first five races are going to determine who is guaranteed a starting position," Miller said. "It's certainly important for Team Cingular to rebound at California. But, really and truly, we've got to go into every race thinking we have a chance to win. If we do that and have strong finishes, the points will take care of themselves."
Mark Ashenfelter is an associate editor at NASCAR Scene magazine, which has a Web site at scenedaily.com.
"I'll apologize to them after they get me to the front!"
-Dale Earnhardt back to pit when warned he was hurting his tires and told to save them during an early race charge
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NASCAR ON TV THIS WEEK
Busch Series Telcel-Motorola 200 qualifying Saturday, March 4 1:30 p.m. Speed Channel
Busch Series Telcel-Motorola 200 Sunday, March 5 2 p.m. Fox
All time Eastern. Times and station subject to change.
Busch Series Telcel-Motorola 200 qualifying Saturday, March 4 1:30 p.m. Speed Channel
Busch Series Telcel-Motorola 200 Sunday, March 5 2 p.m. Fox
All time Eastern. Times and station subject to change.
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Well, that's all for today. Until the next time, I remain,
Your
Momma
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
"Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants wins't climb up there and eat that candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt – 1998
Your
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
"Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants wins't climb up there and eat that candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt – 1998
"It's nothin' personal, it's just racin'
-Dale Earnhardt Sr.
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