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Today In Nascar History
May 1 1964: LeeRoy Yarbrough wins his first Grand National race, taking the checkered flag in the Savannah 200 at Savannah (Ga.) Speedway. The field consists of only 12 cars, but the drivers are a Who's Who of NASCAR. Seven will be named one of NASCAR's 50 Greatest drivers: Yarbrough, Marvin Panch, Richard Petty, Buddy Baker, Cale Yarborough, David Pearson and Ned Jarrett.
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Quote of the Year
"I love what I do; I love this business."
-- Bobby Hamilton Sr, March 2006 as he announced he had cancer
"While our drivers are probably not nearly in the physical condition of the NBA's All-Stars, the Daytona 500 is going to have 43 of the top drivers in the country, trained to drive at speeds in excess of 180 mph. Now that's intense! The NBA only has like 20 or 25 basketball players playing."
--Benny Parsons
Quote of the Day
"I've been working on my fan base for years, and I probably won't have any after this comment, but it's very disappointing to see race fans throw Miller Lite beer cans all over the racetrack. It's very unfortunate."
-- Kurt Busch, driver of the No. 2 Miller Lite Dodge. ... Throwing Budweiser beer cans, presumably, is OK.
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From Andy K
after hearing about dei and yates talks, i'm under the impression that jr will leave dei. Especially since yates engine guy states that he will not change to chevy engines...i can't see chevy being happy that junebug driving in a chevy...dei is currently in negotiations for a manufacturer...chevy was surprised that dei has been talking to ford
my take is if this sale happens it will put two mediocre teams together who will still behind Hendrick, etc. i just see junebug ending up with Childress along with bud (who is also in the final year of their contract with dei) as well Eury jr (who will go with junior) along with several other dei employees...if that happens Teresa will really sink this company which is not worth 55 million without your biggest star...
Also from Andy
Well it looks like some of the "fans" didn't listen to junebug...though I did see a one roll of toilet paper on the track...well one person is listening...maybe they need to stop selling beer after a certain point or not sell it at all..Fenway park in Boston stops selling beer after the seven inning...of course it could be worse...I think it was Yankee stadium that once had bat day...maybe they should have today
As for Kyle...him and Juan are reckless...I get nervous whenever either one of them gets near junior...Kyle should have the yellow stripe on his forehead...too immature...and again he didn't want to comment to the media
As for smoke...the way Tony acted yesterday for a minute I thought I was watching wrestling...talk about wanting to put the smack down on someone...Harvick is still looking for donations to get him waxed which you can check on his site...www.kevinharvick.com
from Larry
NASCAR considering tweaking qualifying:
LARRY SAYS
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO QUALIFY TOP 42 ON SPEED AND 1 PAST champions provisional' s
Also from Larry
Way to go Momma!! I hope that those trashing the track read it also!!!
Larry/DE3FAN8
Waukon, IA
From Char
If you don't mind, I would like to help you on that soapbox, Momma. I am a Jeff Gordon fan and I was shocked at the disrespect that was shown. NO DRIVER should be disrespected that way be it Jeff or Dale or Kurt, whoever. A race is just that, a race. It competition. Somebody has to win. All those people should have to clean up the entire racetrack as punishment. It's a shame that adults have to act that way.
Your beer idea may be the answer for that track. At the next Talladega race, NO BEER. Remind that fans of this problem and just say sorry, NO BEER. Do this at every track such behavior is shown and I bet it will stop or maybe slow down to a trickle. Or make it a jail time offence. You could go to jail for throwing stuff on the track for 10 days(example only).
I would just like to see everyone grow up. Ok, Thank you for your time. I'll get down now.
Char
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Race tops weekend TV viewing but lags past events
Fox's broadcast of Sunday's Aaron's 499 NASCAR Nextel Cup race at Talladega Superspeedway earned the highest Nielsen Media Research overnight ratings of any weekend sports event but significantly trailed the figures of the most recent spring Sunday races there.
The SportsBusiness Daily reports that Sunday's race earned a 5.1 overnight rating and a 12 market share.
Rain forced last year's spring race at Talladega to be run on a Monday, when it was carried on Fox's FX cable station, so direct comparisons aren't possible. But the 2005 race on Fox earned a 6.1/14 overnight, and the 2004 race garnered overnight figures of 5.9/13.
The Daily also reports that ABC earned a 2.1/5 for Saturday's Aaron's 312 Busch Series race at Talladega, making it the fifth-rated weekend sports program behind the Cup race, two National Basketball Association playoff games on ABC and the New York Yankees-Boston Red Sox Major League Baseball game on Fox.
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Drivers chastise fans throwing trash on track
TALLADEGA, Ala. - NASCAR Nextel Cup drivers are universally condemning the growing practice of fans throwing beer cans on the track to express their displeasure with a race's outcome.
After Jeff Gordon's 76th career win at Phoenix International Raceway led to a rain of debris from the stands, Dale Earnhardt Jr. suggested fans use something softer, like toilet paper. That isn't happening yet, though, at least two any large degree.
After Gordon won once more Sunday in the Aaron's 499 at Talladega Superspeedway, notching career victory No. 77 and passing the late Dale Earnhardt for sixth on the all-time win list, the driver once more was pelted with debris. Others were also the target of the fallout.
"You hate for somebody to get hurt," Gordon said of the practice of throwing cans. "We're going to paint the car anyway. There are dents in it. But you think about people sitting on the front row getting hit with those cans.
"It's really for the fans protection and the NASCAR officials standing down there. I don't know what you do. If you get enough people there to watch it, but there are so many of them I don't know what you do to stop it. It is dangerous."
Gordon added that NASCAR and drivers have discussed the problem.
"If you can't bring cans in the stands anymore, then they'd do it to themselves, maybe they'd use paper cups. Maybe that's the next step."
Gordon wasn't the only driver questioning the practice. Kasey Kahne said he was thankful to be behind the items being thrown onto the track. Jimmie Johnson, Gordon's teammate, termed it "terrible."
Earnhardt Jr. weighed in on the issue once more, saying that it doesn't seem to be something that can be controlled.
"When you see the idiots throw stuff on the track at Talladega, you wonder what in the world some fans are thinking," he said.
Johnson went a step further.
"They're going to hurt somebody," he said. "I just can't believe that people who love this sport would take the chance to hurt a kid, hurt another person. I'm sure there were cans that didn't make it to the track that landed in the stands ...
"On one level, that's disrespectful, and the other side of it, throwing them at the race cars and damaging our race cars, that's not a way to show that you support our sport and our racing."
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Elliott to drive for Braun Racing at Charlotte
Bill Elliott will drive a Braun Racing Toyota in the CARQUEST Auto Parts 300 Busch Series race at Lowe's Motor Speedway on May 26, team officials announced Monday.
Sponsorship for the No. 32 Camry comes from Seymour of Sycamore, producer of Seymour Paint.
Elliott, NASCAR's 1988 Cup champion, last drove in the Busch Series in 2005, finishing 16th in an Evernham Motorsports Dodge at Memphis Motorsports Park. He has yet to race in NASCAR in 2007, though he did win a Thunder Roadster feature at Atlanta Motor Speedway last month.
"After winning in my Thunder Roadster at Atlanta in March, I caught the racing bug again, and this deal with Braun Racing and Seymour Paint is a great opportunity for all of us," Elliott said. "Braun Racing fields two top-notch teams each week, and I'm confident we will have a car capable of winning in Seymour's first NASCAR race."
Braun fields two full-time teams in the Busch Series, the No. 10 for Dave Blaney and the No. 38 for Jason Leffler.
"This is definitely a milestone for me," owner Todd Braun said. "Having Bill Elliott drive the No. 32 shows that Braun Racing is establishing itself among the elite teams in our industry."
Blaney currently sits third in the Busch Series point standings, while Leffler is 14th.
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Gordon's start of season best ever? been asked, is #24-Jeff Gordon's 2007 start of the season after 9 races the best ever? I only looked back 20 years, but it was not. It is, however, the best since 1987, when Dale Earnhardt had 6 wins, 8 top-fives, 8 top-tens and 1555 points. But with the extra 10 points for winning a race [over 1987], Earnhardt would have 1605 points. Gordon has 2 wins, 7 top-fives, 8 top-tens and 1521 points after 9 races.
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Kyle Busch's HANS Device breaks in Busch crash: NASCAR on Monday tried to figure out why Kyle Busch's HANS device cracked during a spectacular crash at Talladega Superspeedway. Busch wrecked in Saturday's Busch Series event, when he was hit from behind and his car ended up on its roof before rolling several times through the grass. His HANS device, a NASCAR-mandated head-and-neck restraint system, cracked in the accident. "It performed the way it was supposed to, but it had a slight stress crack in it after the accident," NASCAR spokesman Kerry Tharp said. NASCAR sent the device back to manufacturer Hubbard Downing in Georgia for examination.(Associated Press)
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After 9 races in 2004-2006 worst spot a future chaser was? with #9-Kasey Kahne, 31st in drivers championship points after 9 races, the question has been, after 9 races in the three previous Chase's, what was the worst spot a future Chaser [in that season] was in after the 9th race? In 2006 after the 9th race, #11-Hamlin was 19th in drivers points [and made it in the chase at 5th], in 2005 it was #17-Matt Kenseth who was 23rd [and made it in at 9th] after 9 races and in the first year of the Chase, 2004, Jeremy Mayfield [then in the #19, now in the #36] was 16th [and went into the chase at 9th]. The three drivers who won the last three Nextel Cup Championships were no deeper then 6th, that being #20-Tony Stewart. In 2006 #48-Jimmie Johnson was 1st and in 2004, #97-[now in the #2]-Kurt Busch was 4th after 9 races.
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Ford Racing Aware of DEI-RYR Merger Talk: In response to media reports from this past weekend, Ford Racing confirmed it is fully aware of merger talks that have taken place between Dale Earnhardt Inc. (DEI) and Robert Yates Racing (RYR) officials. "Ford is fully committed to Robert Yates Racing for the long-term, and they have assured us that are similarly committed to Ford," said Kevin Kennedy, Ford Racing Technology Communications Manager. "Robert and Doug have been in contact with Ford about the nature of the discussions. We have a valued partnership with them, and they are keeping us informed of those discussions like a true partner would. We fully expect they will remain with Ford for many, many years." Robert Yates Racing and Ford have a relationship that goes back to the formation of the race team in the late 1980s, and Dan Davis, director of Ford Racing Technology, has repeatedly stated that the manufacturer is fully committed to bringing RYR back to the top of the field. Media reports this past weekend also stated that Ford had been in discussions with DEI about a switch from Chevrolet to Ford for the 2008 season. Davis has repeatedly said that Ford is interested in adding championship-level teams to its Cup roster. "We definitely have been talking with DEI. Truthfully, we've been having informal talks with them for several years," said Kennedy. "We have not yet made a formal offer to them, but we know that their GM contract is up at the end of the year. We had some discussions with them, and we've made it clear that we'd love to have them in our program."(Ford Racing)
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Cup, Busch, Truck teams test dates at Lowe's Motor Speedway set: Testing sessions for Nextel Cup, Busch and Craftsman Truck Series teams have been scheduled at Lowe's Motor Speedway in preparation for the track's calendar of May races, including the May 19 Nextel All-Star Challenge and the May 27 Coca-Cola 600. Each division will participate in a two-day testing session with a third day reserved in case of rain. The Nextel Cup Series is scheduled to test on May 7-8 (1-9pm/et; May 9 Rain Date); the Craftsman Truck Series is scheduled to test on May 10-11 (9am-9pm/et; May 12 Rain Date); and the Busch Series is scheduled to test May 14-15 (1-9pm/et; May 16 Rain Date). During each testing session, Lowe's Motor Speedway's frontstretch grandstand will be open free of charge and fans should enter through Gate 5A, located next to the main ticket office.(LMS PR)
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Sports Emmy's announced NASCAR related garners 3 Emmys: Winners of the 28th Annual Sports Emmy Awards were announced tonight by the National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences at a special ceremony at Frederick P. Rose Hall, Home of Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City. Prominent sports broadcasters, athletes and executives attended the star-studded ceremony.
NASCAR related programming Emmy's went to:
OUTSTANDING LIVE SPORTS SERIES: NASCAR on TNT & NBC
OUTSTANDING LIVE EVENT TURNAROUND: Beyond the Wheel, NASCAR Images / SPEED
OUTSTANDING LIVE EVENT AUDIO / SOUND: NASCAR on FOX, FOX
The Sports Emmy Awards recognize outstanding achievement in sports television coverage. For over a quarter century, the National Television Academy has presented the Emmy as a reward for excellence in Sports broadcasting and as an incentive for its continued pursuit.(emmyonline.org)
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PVA partners with BAM Racing: Paralyzed Veterans of America (Paralyzed Veterans) will be the primary sponsor of the #49 BAM Racing Dodge at upcoming Nextel Cup Series events, thanks to an innovative new public-private partnership. Under the partnership between Paralyzed Veterans and BAM Racing/ARMER Holding LLC, the public can pay tribute to the military service of a family member or friend by purchasing a star at pva.org. A Gold Star $100 Tribute places the name of the honored service member or veteran on the racecar itself and on a virtual wall at pva.org. A Silver Star $50 tribute appears on a virtual wall at pva.org. A significant portion of the proceeds will go directly to Paralyzed Veterans and its work to help returning service members and veterans maximize the quality of their lives. "BAM Racing is honored to welcome Paralyzed Veterans to the No. 49 Dodge," said team owner Beth Ann Morgenthau.(Paralyzed Veterans PR)
Formula One engineers convicted of stealing secrets for Toyota
Two former Formula One Ferrari engineers accused of stealing trade secrets have been convicted of industrial espionage.
Angelo Santini and Mauro Iacconi were sentenced last week by an Italian court to jail terms of nine and 16 months respectively over charges of stealing confidential engineering data from Ferrari and using it to design cars for rival Toyota.
Sensitive data stolen from Ferrari - including engineering documents, test data and other undisclosed documents was allegedly used to develop the 2002 and 2003 edition of Toyota's car.
Ward Burton and Eric McClure to Wear Vifginia Tech Helmets at Richmond: Two NASCAR drivers are honoring Virginia Tech this weekend by sporting helmets especially designed to pay tribute to the school. Virginia natives #4-Ward Burton and Eric McClure (#0 in the Busch Series) will don the customized headgear during this weekend's races at Richmond. McClure is racing in the Busch Series Circuit City 250 on Friday, while Burton is racing Saturday in the Crown Royal 400 Nextel Cup Series race. Both helmets are being designed and hand painted by David Arrigo, an acclaimed artist from Ontario. As for the actual design of the helmets, both will feature the American flag, along with images of Virginia Tech set against the backdrop of a rising sun. Burton's helmet will also have a rose in bloom. McClure's will portray a Virginia Tech student reading. The American flag on the helmets will feature 32 stars, in honor of the number of victims.(Richmond.com)
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Florida Senate Approves NASCAR License Plate: Florida may not be getting the NASCAR Hall of Fame, but racing fans could soon be able to buy a specialty stock-car license plate. The Florida Senate unanimously approved a bill Monday that creates a NASCAR license plate as well as several other specialty tags. The House still has to approve the tag, but [the bill sponsor Sen Carey Baker said he is confident that will happen. Proceeds from the annual $25 specialty fee charged for each of the plates will go to NASCAR; The NASCAR Foundation, a charitable group; and the Florida Sports Foundation, a state group that promotes sports. If the bill becomes law, Florida will join nine other states in offering NASCAR license plates. In 2005, lawmakers approved a NASCAR plate to boost Daytona Beach's bid for the NASCAR Hall of Fame. The plate was expected to generate $1.5 million a year for the effort. The plate was contingent on Daytona Beach getting the hall, and because the museum went to Charlotte, N.C., it was never created.(Orlando Sentinel)
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What if Earnhardt was still alive?
by Bob Pockrass
TALLADEGA, Ala. What would have been?
What would have been Dale Earnhardt's win total if he didn't die in the 2001 Daytona 500?
How many more races would he have won? Could he have reached 85 before he eventually retired? Could he have hit 100?
And how many races would Gordon have won? Of his 25 wins since Earnhardt died, how many of those races would have been won by the man in black?
In a way, it feels bad to even wonder these things. Gordon is a great driver and his accomplishments speak for themselves now that he has 77 career wins, one more than Earnhardt. Gordon did win 52 races against Earnhardt. He won his 77th race in his 482nd career event. Earnhardt drove in 676 races over his career.
Gordon still has at least a few more good years left, and it is logical to think that however many wins Earnhardt would have notched, Gordon would have eclipsed him before his career ended.
The guess here is that Earnhardt would have 86 races before he retired. And the guess here is that Gordon would have about 70 wins now and would break that mark in three or four years.
That's just a guess. What wouldn't be a guess is that it would have been great fun watching them battle.
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Earnhardt Sr. Leaves Legacy of Losers?
Jay Staton - SCR
The facts are as follows: Jeff Gordon gets his 77th victory - one more than the late and great Dale Earnhardt Sr., and is pelted largely by Dale Earnhardt fans, both Junior and Senior, with cans and other objects, in protest.
To attempt to understand this behavior, a little history is in order.
Dale Senior rose through the short track ranks, as rough as they came. When he made it to Cup level, he was racing against the legends: Richard Petty, Cale Yarborough, and Bobby Allison among many othersand while those drivers were tough, Dale Sr. was tougher.
Before Earnhardt arrived, there was an understanding among the ten or so winning teams and drivers that they would cruise around for the first 400 miles or so, and then race for the final 100. And they respected their own equipment and that of their competitors. Even "feuding" drivers avoided putting the other guy hard into the wall, because they did not want their own equipment torn up the following week.
This was not the case with a young Dale Earnhardt Sr. He drove every lap as if it were the last and was going by you or through you (and on dozens of occasions he did just that). When Richard Childress' racecar engines could stand up to Earnhardt's right foot, and the front suspension was not damaged (fenders were, of course, a non-issue), Dale became virtually unstoppable.
Many have forgotten that Dale's driving resulted in the loudest and the longest "Boo's" of that era, and not for one or two races, but for years!
However, the fans did not throw objects over the fence at his racecar.
Earnhardt Sr. mellowed along the way and although tough to the end, his heart and his following strengthened and he won seven championships.
Jeff Gordon is an entirely different personality from a different era, and is sort of the polar opposite of Earnhardt. He climbed behind the wheel of a Hendrick Motorsports Cup Car at a young age and was a polished act long before his first NASCAR interview. He drives smooth and smart. During his time with Ray Evernham as crew chief he also was virtually unbeatable and is undeniably at the top of his game.
Gordon has won four (4) championships and earned 77 victories in a series that now has virtually no independents and which GOOD teams are fighting to maintain 35th in the point standings.
Finally, Earnhardt Junior himself congratulated Gordon's tribute to Dale Sr. (recall that Gordon paraded a black "3" flag after the race in Dale Sr.'s honor after his 76th victory at Phoenix).
"So why the cans", you may be asking?
My guess is that the fans believe that their guy, or guys (Jr. & Sr.), are somehow being disrespected by Jeff Gordon (unbeknownst to him, of course), and that they are showing the Earnhardt's support by their actions. Which is, of course, a figment of their imagination, and although it seems to be popular, it nevertheless remains fictional.
Unfortunately the truth is that they are an embarrassment to The Sport, to Budweiser, to Earnhardt Jr. and most of all to Dale Sr. - who no doubt would not have wanted to leave a legacy of "BEER-CAN-CHUCKING LOSERS" as his trademark.
Consider this: Recall that when Dale Sr. won his seventh championship - matching the number accomplished by Richard Petty, the Petty fans respected and congratulated Dale. Richard Petty is "The King"-- and always will be, and it is because he AND HIS FANS are first and foremost a class act.
Amazingly, there is something even sadder than the real insult to the Earnhardt Legacy.
Like all other forms of hate, this behavior and the mindset that goes with it is ultimately most damaging to the one doing ithigh blood pressure, excessive drinking, and many other things follow, none of them goodin this case, ironically, the damage is to the Earnhardt fans themselves...
There were perhaps 1,000 cans and objects thrown at Talladega after Jeff Gordon notched his 77th victory. That is but a fraction of Earnhardt fans that are in the stands. Most are proud of both Earnhardt's skills on the track, their honesty off the track, and respect the efforts of the other drivers - Gordon included, as well.
If you are one of these fans, consider being the one to ask the rowdies to calm down-- Not only in honor of your hero's, and not only for your friend's sake, but most importantly, do it because your heart tells you to.
Somewhere from far above, Dale Sr. just might look down with that crooked grin and be proud of you, a member of the legacy that he truly deserves.
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Public Enemy No. 1
Doug Fairbank/Daily Press
Thank goodness we can focus on hating Jeff Gordon again. Otherwise, NASCAR types would be left with sagging TV ratings, caution-flag conspiracy theories and legal pie fights involving corporate sponsors.
Compelling as all of those topics might be for campfire and blogosphere dissection, nothing jump-starts NASCAR Nation like a good, old-fashioned personal hate-on.
Gordon once again appears to be Public Enemy No. 1 after his second consecutive victory Sunday at Talladega, where he had the audacity to surpass the late Dale Earnhardt in career victories on Earnhardt's birthday in front of a decidedly pro-Earnhardt crowd.
So grab a can of Bud or a roll of Scott Tissue and fling away in preparation for this weekend's Nextel Cup stop at Richmond International Raceway.
Gordon likely will never approach his late-1990s run of double-digit wins in three consecutive years, but he and his team have set the bar thus far in 2007.
He already has won as many races as he did all of last year. In nine starts, he has seven top-five finishes and a 203-point lead over second-place Jeff Burton in the standings.
Gordon's re-emergence as a force is a tonic for NASCAR, which has been beset by questions and controversy not always related to The Show.
NASCAR and AT&T are girding for a legal showdown over paint jobs on cars. Contract negotiations to keep Dale Earnhardt Jr. at DEI, the company his father founded and stepmother presently runs, have taken up a good deal of oxygen.
Tony Stewart likened NASCAR to pro wrestling because of its use of caution flags supposedly to orchestrate races, a rant that got him an audience with chief enforcer Vince McMahon, er, Mike Helton.
The Car of Tomorrow and its attendant peculiarities have provided a convenient target inside and outside the garage. But that's like complaining about snow in Buffalo - it's not going anywhere and neither are you, so deal with it.
NASCAR was and is built upon personalities. Sometimes they earn a reputation as a good guy, such as Richard Petty and Bill Elliott and Dale Jarrett. Sometimes, they remain unloved, no matter how much they accomplish.
The widespread hatred of Gordon remains one of life's great mysteries, like Stonehenge and foaming hand soap.
Much of the revulsion is probably rooted in Gordon's phenomenal success - like hating the Yankees or the Dallas Cowboys or Manchester United.
Though Gordon is smart, telegenic, gifted and accommodating, he didn't follow the traditional NASCAR path of paying your dues until getting a Cup ride.
The fact that he beat everybody's favorite drivers and won championships out of the chute wasn't properly deferential.
Every NASCAR fan worth their scanner can rattle off at least three occasions when Gordon supposedly punted their guy either to win a race or gain position.
When Earnhardt the Elder sarcastically referred to Gordon as "Wonderboy," it provided traditionalists with another piece of ammunition, even though the relationship between the two wasn't nearly as personally adversarial as the "3 Crowd" believed.
For a stretch there, hating Gordon made no more sense than hating strawberry ice cream or Matt Kenseth.
Yeah, Gordon still had those four Cup titles in seven years. He had more money and talent than he could use in a half-dozen lifetimes.
But he underwent a messy public divorce from ex-wife Brooke Sealy in 2002 and '03, which chipped away at the image of perfection that drove his detractors crazy.
Gordon's 2001 title aside, he couldn't sustain the magic he and crew chief Ray Evernham had after Evernham left to run his own team.
Before winning at Phoenix last weekend, Gordon had two wins in his previous 63 races, dating back to a May 2005 victory at Talladega. He missed NASCAR's Nextel Cup playoffs in '05. Though Gordon made the Chase last year, his title chances were doomed four races in after back-to-back poor results at Kansas and Talladega.
He was hardly worth the effort to work up a good, "Booooooo," or to paint a bedsheet with some pithy remark that would get Don Imus fired.
But now Gordon's Hendrick Motorsports team is clicking. He is winning races again and has inserted himself into the top of the discussion.
He and wife Ingrid Vandebosch, a former supermodel from Belgium, are expecting a child this summer. He is focused, wealthy and blissfully happy.
Don't you just hate guys like that?
'Lynch' Mob Future for Talladega?
By Kathy Grindle
Associate Editor, Cup Scene Daily
It was no surprise that fans trashed the track after Gordon won on Sunday, but that doesn't mean it's any less childish, moronic, idiotic and most importantly, dangerous.
Here's the deal folks. Junior not winning the race at Talladega put him along side the other 42 drivers who didn't win. It happens, get over it. You shouldn't spaz out in a rampage doing things that could not only injure other fans but start an all-out riot in the stands.
And on the terms of riot, most people don't realize how easily something like that can get started. If it happens at Talladega, it probably won't start from the obviousEarnhardt vs. Gordon fans. It's more likely to start from people protecting, by defending, their spouse or child that gets hurt when struck with falling debris.
It's most especially likely to happen if a child is hurt. I don't watch the races from the stands anymore, but if I did and I saw something you threw hurt a child you and I we're gonna have words.
At 5'6" I may not be intimidating enough to cause a riot to break out, but even the smallest pebble starts a ripple in the pond. In my mind, throwing beer cans and whatever else is handy at the time is like throwing a boulder into the pond. It's only a matter of time before something major happens, especially at Talladega.
And not only was the track not prepared for fans trashing the track but they also gave a bogus warning. Before the race, Talladega Superspeedway President Grant Lynch warned all the fans that they had extra security and if they threw stuff on the track after the race, they would be arrested.
Well the fans called Lynch's bluff and his threat was not upheld. But the post-race statement from Lynch that was handed out on paper, because Lynch himself had already left the track, might have people thinking otherwise.
"Additional security was brought in for the grandstands and we had a plan in place should such actions take place," Lynch said before further patting himself on the back. "I was personally in the grandstands at the conclusion of today's Aaron's 499."
I had to stop reading the statement for a moment at this point. By "in the grandstands," I couldn't help but wonder if that was somewhere like the safety of spotters stand, or better yet one of the private and pampered suites.
Lynch still has plenty of spark in him, but he's no spring chicken. I just can't imagine him watching the race from the grandstands with the crazy Dega fans. I also can't fathom being the track president and sticking around in the grandstands with Gordon leading a green-white checkered unless I was in full body armor.
Although the lack of validity for the reasons behind the track-trashing leads me to believe that those individuals haven't got a clue who the track president is. But that aside, it was the next statement in the release that really struck me.
"As promised, we enforced our policies and took the appropriate action on individuals that we were able to accurately identify."
Well naturally you'll never catch them all, but if the track security was so beefed up as Lynch proclaimed before the race, each one could have "identified" at least one culprit and detained them until they could be properly arrested as promised.
The most amusing part about what Lynch said was the information that was announced as his statement was being passed out. The announcement was that less than 10 people were detained and there were no injuries reported. None of the less than 10 who were detained was arrested.
So what were they even detained for? Did the one with the longest pass get an award?
I guess it doesn't really frustrate me that no one arrested. What bothers me and has me very concerned is how they made a threat they couldn't enforce. So why in the future would any of the fans heed to other warnings or threats about behavior at the track?
Their retaliations against Gordon are clear signs of mob mentality. What's going to happen this fall if Gordon gets win number six there? The fans already know the track isn't going to do anything to them.
When it comes down to it, the fans should be responsible enough to resist temptations of committing such heinous acts. But if arrest threats are made, they should also be carried out, because otherwise Lynch's words become just a bunch of hot air.
Lynch's statement ended with this.
"We aren't going to let less than one percent of our fans spoil this record-setting weekend here at Talladega Superspeedway."
Well one percent of the packed stands equals almost 1,500 people. If the retaliations get much worse, that's more than enough people to bring the whole house down.
Weekend That Was: Talladega
Stewart was story despite Gordon's historical moment
By Joe Menzer, NASCAR.COM
Most NASCAR fans get the fact that the Dale Earnhardt-Jeff Gordon "rivalry" never truly existed.
Some, on the other hand, are still throwing full beer cans on the racetracks every time Gordon wins another race -- as they did Sunday when Gordon won at Talladega Superspeedway, registering career win No. 77 and passing Earnhardt for sole possession of sixth place on the all-time Cup victories list.
While the Gordon-Earnhardt angle has been a good one for media to work two weeks running (Gordon tied Earnhardt one week earlier with a win at Phoenix), the best story in the garage last weekend was Tony Stewart. In fact, you could argue that the best two or three story angles revolved around Stewart.
First, there were Stewart's brazen comments on his Sirius radio show last week -- when he accused NASCAR of inventing debris cautions late in races for the sake of spicing up competition and said it reminded him of something that might go on in professional wrestling.
Stewart later claimed the comments were made in part because he did his radio show with a 105-degree temperature. It was surprising that excuse was so widely accepted, because most physicians will tell you that a 105-degree temperature usually warrants a trip to the hospital.
Heck, Rush Limbaugh wouldn't even do his radio show with a 105-degree temperature -- at least not without taking something first. And here's an idea, Tony: if you really are that hot, take a couple Tylenol before going on the air. Works wonders. Or if you're into remaining more loyal to NASCAR, try some Goody's headache powders (then again, loyalty to NASCAR is not something that seems to interest Stewart, even as he cashes one enormous paycheck after another year after year).
But please, don't go on the air with a raging fever again. Your comments are controversial enough with the accompanying hallucinations.
Next there was Stewart's involvement in Saturday's Busch Series race at Talladega. He drew the ire of young Kyle Busch by triggering the horrific accident that sent Busch's car spinning and tumbling down the track, parts spewing off of it in all directions and in a highly unpredictable, dangerous fashion, much like the words that often come rushing out of Stewart's mouth.
Stewart later engaged in a thrilling finish in which he was out-dueled at the stripe by Busch teammate Bobby Labonte, and afterward he said all the right things. You could tell Stewart actually felt good about Labonte's win, and he was just as passionate about expressing that as he was a few days earlier when he railed on NASCAR for allegedly failing to run fair races.
Finally, there was the capper to Stewart's wild week -- when he got wrecked at the end of Sunday's Aaron's 499 Cup race. Running sixth on a green-white-checkered finish, he at first thought that Jamie McMurray was the guilty party and later came to determine that it was instead David Gilliland that ran into him from behind.
His first reaction was to point an agitated finger at McMurray as he drove by on the track. Later, once he determined his anger should be directed toward Gilliland for rear-ending him, Stewart said that Gilliland had "no talent" and that Gilliland had basically "lucked" into his ride in the No. 38 car at Robert Yates Racing.
All in all, it was a busy weekend for Stewart and his mouth.
And you know what?
It illustrated again why NASCAR better hope he doesn't follow through on his idle (and ridiculous) threats to retire "when he gets enough money." This sport needs Stewart. In fact, it needs more Tony Stewarts -- more guys to question the status quo and shake things up and say whatever is on their mind at the very moment a question is still being processed by their frontal lobe.
He admitted that he frequently says stupid things that get him into trouble. There is no question about that.
But it's also a large part of what continues to make him one of the more interesting drivers in NASCAR. So let's hope he keeps right on yapping.
The next great rivalry?
What the Nextel Cup Series really needs is an honest-to-goodness, bona-fide, old-school rivalry. Not like the one that never really existed between Gordon and Earnhardt or a pseudo-rivalry like the one that existed all too briefly between the now-retired Jimmy Spencer and Kurt Busch, but a real one between some top heavyweights.
So who's it going to be? Well, it seems a given that Stewart has to be on one end of any such rivalry, should it actually develop. So here are three top enchanting possibilities:
1. Stewart vs. NASCAR: Ah, we already know who would win this one. All NASCAR had to do to make Stewart contrite about his radio show comments was schedule a 6 a.m. meeting with him, making it difficult for the notorious late riser to muster the emotional energy required to fight back.
2. Stewart vs. Kyle Busch: Now here's one that might work. For a great rivalry to develop, both drivers have to be talented and in great equipment. It helps if both sport personalities that include an ample dose of ego, more than a dash of explosive temper and just a touch of immaturity -- all of which tends to lead to the types of overreactions to incidents that make for great storylines. These two seem to fit the required personality profile perfectly.
3. Stewart vs. Juan Montoya: Someone is going to get a rivalry going with Montoya and let's face it, the Montoya-Ryan Newman deal doesn't have legs because Newman isn't consistently good enough anymore, while Montoya is only going to get better over time. Stewart is still peeved at Montoya for an incident earlier this season, but the fact is that these two are cut from the same drivers' cloth. They are so much alike in their brash driving styles that they're bound to clash, and theirs could develop into a rivalry with some juice that will last.
Humpy's opinion
Humpy Wheeler, track president of Lowe's Motor Speedway, knows what potential rivalry would claim his vote.
"The Montoya-Stewart thing could end up being one of the more interesting stories of the year," Wheeler said. "Or it could be Montoya and somebody else, who knows? [Montoya] is just doing things out on the racetrack that no one expected him to do this early. He's very bold -- and when his car is running well, he doesn't mind getting up there and duking it out with anyone. He's kind of fresh air, in a way.
"I love it. He drives every lap like it's the last lap. I mean, he's just all-out. And that's what will win some races for him. If that guy would win one race this year -- that's all -- next year he may be the catalyst that we haven't had in a long time."
Montoya was having another strong run at Talladega when Newman clipped him, causing him to get into the outside wall. That relegated Montoya to a 32nd-place finish, dropping him to 19th in the point standings.
Defending Tony
Wheeler also defended Stewart's right to state his opinions on the driver's own radio show.
"They've got to let these guys be their own personalities and not make cookie-cutters out of 'em," Wheeler said of NASCAR. "They can't put so much pressure on them to say the right thing. What is the right thing to say?"
Wheeler said he also believes he can tell when Smoke is just blowin' smoke.
"I don't think Tony's going to retire or anything like that. I just think he's frustrated," Wheeler said. "He's a competitor and he doesn't like to lose. He's a fierce competitor. He always has been."
Selective memory
Dale Earnhardt Jr. was telling a story last week at Lowe's Motor Speedway in Charlotte, N.C., talking about how surprised he was when Gordon honored his father by waving a black No. 3 flag out the driver's side window of the No. 24 Chevrolet following Gordon's victory in Phoenix.
Then a reporter reminded Earnhardt that he earlier had said a Gordon crew member who was a friend of his actually informed him of the plan to honor the elder Earnhardt at an earlier social gathering.
"Oh, yeah. I forgot about that," Junior said with a chuckle. "That was a good party."
Pit Stops
You had to feel for David Reutimann, the Toyota driver who was looking at a top-five finish in the Aaron's 499 when his car literally went up in smoke with four laps left Sunday. It's also kind of interesting that Reutimann cuts such a sympathetic figure when he's the guy who keeps knocking his boss, the much-abused Michael Waltrip of Michael Waltrip Racing, from the Cup races during qualifying.
This year hasn't been all hard luck for Reutimann. Although he's had to endure more than his share of it in the Nextel Cup Series, he's having a fine season in the Busch Series, where he's currently running fourth in points.
So it's going to cost roughly $30 million a year for the next title sponsor in the Busch Series? That's three times as much as Busch currently is ponying up, and it seems there is no lack of candidates lining up to pay the heavy freight. So who says NASCAR's popularity is sagging? That apparently is not the case with potential corporate sponsors, which for better or worse is far more important in this day and age than individual ticket sales.
The opinions expressed are solely those of the writer.
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Cross' Words:
Talladega
By Duane Cross, NASCAR.COM
Passion is something no one can put their finger on; it's different for everyone. The passion I have for my wife, my buddy doesn't share; nor me for his wife. But the raw passion that NASCAR fans often display ... well, that's different, too. Sunday at Talladega, however, it was evident that many people had become simultaneously passionate about one thing.
Jeff Gordon passing Dale Earnhardt on the all-time wins list.
Many were passionate in the good-for-him sense. Those were the folks clapping, hooting and hollering as Gordon celebrated his 77th victory.
Others were equally as passionate -- though on the opposite end of the spectrum. Those were the folks throwing beer cans (and whatever else was within arm's reach) at the No. 24 car.
All the while Gordon was reveling in the moment -- laughing at the absurdity as it unfolded, one beer shower after another, one "hell yeah!" after another.
NASCAR fans are famous for their passion, which is why the sport has become so corporate. Use another detergent other than Tide? Take the challenge: Coke or Pepsi? I know a guy who switched from Miller Lite to Bud simply because Kurt Busch replaced Rusty Wallace in the blue deuce.
It's also a Catch-22 for the sport and its image. While the Gordon-passes-Earnhardt angle was good for the highlight reels, the post-race trash tossing left NASCAR with bitter beer face.
What else did you expect? Mr. Redneck, Jeff Foxworthy, was the grand marshal. Did y'all think it would be crumpets and mint juleps for everyone? On the day The Kid passed The Intimidator? On Big E's birthday, no less?
It was Talladega. The sun was shining. Gas fumes were wafting through the air. There were beads to be had. There were good ol' boys with suds in hand. There was passion. ... The same passion this sport was built on.
But more than NASCAR and Talladega got battered and bruised. There were fans who have shiner reminders today. There were kids, the future of the fan base, who were left wondering why they smelled like Otis -- and rubbing the knot on their noggins.
You might be a redneck if you thought otherwise. Think passionately about that next time you want to "toast" a driver's accomplishments.
Random ruminations after Talladega ...
Casey Mears' year can't get any worse. He had a great run going Sunday and then gets wiped-out trying to get to pit road by teammate Jimmie Johnson.
Kyle Busch couldn't wait to put 'Dega in the rearview -- and can't get to Richmond fast enough: four top-fives in as many starts.
Nine races, six past-champion's provisional starts for Dale Jarrett. ... David Reutimann's top-10 run? Fuggettaboutit. ... Eight consecutive races sans Michael Waltrip.
Denny Hamlin may have had the field covered sans the late caution, but I wanted to see how Kurt Busch handled the green-white-checkers. He was strong and would have put Jimmie Johnson, cruising between teammate Jeff Gordon and Busch, between a rock and a hard place.
Good news, David Gilliland -- another top-10 finish (fourth, a career best in 24 starts; both his career top-10s have come in this year's plate races).
Bad news, David Gilliland -- there are eight races until Daytona.
Johnny Sauter was this close to, perhaps, his second top-10 in the past three races. Instead he finished 30th, a result of the GWC crash.
Part-time Busch Series driver Adrian Fernandez and wife Catalina welcomed their first child -- a daughter, Valentina -- at 5:17 p.m. ET Sunday.
Say what?
"I've been working on my fan base for years, and I probably won't have any after this comment, but it's very disappointing to see race fans throw Miller Lite beer cans all over the racetrack. It's very unfortunate."
-- Kurt Busch, driver of the No. 2 Miller Lite Dodge. ... Throwing Budweiser beer cans, presumably, is OK.
Figuratively speaking
.159 -- Career winning percentage for Jeff Gordon (77 victories in 482 races), which ranks seventh all time.
Gordon, who made his debut on Nov. 15, 1992, at Atlanta, has averaged five wins per season. If Gordon, 35, competes at the same rate for five more years, he'll total more than 100 victories.
He's already said he won't be racing at age 45, but does anyone else think that there will be the public uproar over Gordon passing Cale Yarborough, Darrell Waltrip or Bobby Allison on the all-time wins list, like there was with Jeff surpassing Dale Earnhardt?
If anything, ol' D.W. is likely to suit up again in an attempt to fend-off Gordon ...
Up Next
Crown Royal 400 | Richmond | 7 p.m. ET Saturday, FOX
Defending race winner: Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Most victories at the track: 3 -- Dale Earnhardt Jr., Tony Stewart
Best average finish (minimum five starts): Dale Earnhardt Jr. (9.9 in seven starts)
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Mailbag
From Desi ...
Why did Tony Stewart, who got wrecked after the original wreck which caused NASCAR to throw the yellow in the first place, get dumped to 28th on the grid? At the time the yellow came out and Mike Joy exclaimed, "That's it, it's over," Tony was in the top 10, around sixth or so. Dale Earnhardt Jr. was somewhere around where they ended up ranking him in seventh or eighth, but he was behind Stewart at the time the yellow flew.
Bottom line: The field is "frozen," meaning drivers cannot advance their position under yellow -- but the car still has to cross the finish line. Smoke, obviously, did not and was scored the first car off the lead lap.
From Gary ...
I think NASCAR just made Tony Stewart's point for him when David Reutimann blew up at Talladega. NASCAR claims it is throwing cautions for the safety of the drivers, but when a car blew up running better than mid pack at Talladega -- the fastest most bunched up track on the circuit -- NASCAR didn't throw the caution until three-fourths of a lap later when Jeff Gordon passed Jaime McMurray. If NASCAR is so safety-minded then an immediate caution would have been called for the protection of the drivers behind the No. 00 since he was putting fluid on the track, and he must have been for them to use that much oil dry. McMurray should have been celebrating today not Hendrick Motorsports and Jeff. I think I am about done watching the Hendrick show anyway; I'll just write off the HotPass as a mistake. Football starts in a few months anyway.
Can't argue with your take; I wondered the same thing. It all boils down to consistency, and the only thing consistent about the yellow flag is its inconsistencies. In this case, Reutimann was pinned against the outside wall with smoke billowing. He had a long way to go -- through heavy traffic, no less -- before he was out of harm's way. That, to me, seemed to be a text book yellow.
From Holly ...
Just curious if you think the faction of fans that decided to throw stuff on the track could have possibly shown less class? I am not a Jeff Gordon fan but respect the fact that it would be impossible for him to have broken Earnhardt's record if he didn't have some talent. NASCAR works hard to try and shake its redneck, beer-guzzling, wife-beater shirt image but all of that is lost when fans react the way they do at Talladega. It's almost expected now that it will happen. How sad.
Actually, Gordon didn't break a record on Sunday; he passed Earnhardt on the all-time wins list. Richard Petty still holds the record, but you're not the first to phrase it that way. ... I agree with your assessment of the situation. The people who throw trash on the track are morons, and they make soccer hooligans look like model citizens. So I take back my English soccer thugs comment; it's the whole "glass houses" thing.
From Susan ...
What is your feeling about the need to abolish the "Lucky Dog" rule? This is just my opinion, but it seems to me that there's no place in NASCAR for a rule that gives a driver something he hasn't earned.
Riddle me this: When was the last time a race was won by more than a lap? Two laps? Used to be common, and the Lucky Dog is another of the rules in place to help insure the most racers possible challenging for the win.
From Mark ...
I think the safety crews at Talladega need some recognition after Kyle Busch's amazing wreck on Saturday. After Busch's car finally stopped tumbling, I counted only about 15 seconds until safety personnel were at the car. Thankfully, Busch wasn't hurt and didn't need any immediate medical attention, but at a track as large as Talladega their response time was outstanding.
And they thank you for your kind words ...
From Stewart ...
I understand that NASCAR has a stake in keeping the sponsors happy by making it easier for the big name drivers to make the Sunday show, but it's really gotten beyond ridiculous. Poor Michael Waltrip, with a very NASCAR-friendly sponsor in NAPA, has yet to make a race after Daytona this year because of the Top 35 qualifying rule, and yet when you look at the qualifying times on paper, he should have made a total of six races this season. To make qualifying more fair to everyone, it would be a better idea to do away with impound races, allow the top 40 cars on speed to make the show, allowing for three provisionals: One for a past champion and two for the top placing cars in owners points should they wreck during qualifying, and allowing that each of these provisionals go to cars qualifying on speed should no past champions take their provisional and no cars wreck during qualifying. Then, I believe, we would have a much better, much more fairly inclusive race on Sunday.
It was (again) unfortunate that Mikey didn't make the show; it's killing him to have a car that posts a good qualifying lap only to load up the hauler and head home before the show. But like many of the rules the competition angle is governed by business. Everyone knows the rules before they sign the dotted line -- drivers and sponsors alike. Nonetheless, if NASCAR is looking to tweak the top 35 / qualifying rules, it's keeping those thoughts in-house.
From Gretchen ...
Why did Tony Stewart get fined for not consenting to an interview, yet Kyle Busch "declines" to be interviewed week after week and isn't fined?
In short, Stewart violated Sections 12-4-A (actions detrimental to stock car racing) and 12-4-H (any member who violates 7-2B: Failure to meet obligation of an accepted entry; failure to fulfill post-race media obligation -- with addition to the winning driver, the second- and third-place drivers and the highest finishing rookie of the year candidate must also report to the media center upon the conclusion of the race) of the 2007 NASCAR Nextel Cup Series rule book.
Six of one ...
Drivers with momentum heading to Richmond:
Jeff Gordon -- Back-to-back victories, the pressure to win No. 77 is off ... and he is the class of the field with a 4.1 average finish.
Jamie McMurray -- Raise your hand if you had Mac as Roush's second-highest driver in the point standings this far into the season?
Kurt Busch -- Duh comment of the week: Keeping the car on the lead lap is key -- 10.1 average finish in the six races he's run every lap.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. -- Another "duh" comment: His average lead-lap finish is 9.3; it's the three DNFs that are dragging down Driver 8.
David Stremme -- Nice job at 'Dega; fourth top-15 run in the past six races and two top-10s in the past three weeks.
Scott Riggs -- OK, so there's a pattern: Two lead-lap finishes (9.5) vs. the other seven (34.8). Running 11th at 'Dega is a start, right?
Half a dozen of the other ...
And six drivers who need a jump start:
Kyle Busch -- He did the 'Dega Double: crashed-out in the Busch and Cup races.
Carl Edwards -- A blown engine ended his day after only 27 laps.
Clint Bowyer -- Consecutive finishes outside the top 20. It's a case of the hiccups ...
Juan Montoya -- Thirtysomething was an '80s TV show, not something to strive for in back-to-back races, hoss.
Robby Gordon -- Began the year with three top-20s in four races but hasn't finished better than 24th in the past five starts.
Ricky Rudd -- One top-15 finish this year, only two lead-lap finishes ... not the return anyone was hoping for from The Rooster.
Feel the power
Three names you'll see in the Power Rankings' top 10 on Wednesday:
2. Jimmie Johnson -- Six top-fives, including three wins. Jeff Gordon can't lose, as a driver or car owner.
3. Jeff Burton -- Has lost 195 points to leader Jeff Gordon in the past two races but remains in second place overall.
4. Matt Kenseth -- Sunday was his sixth consecutive top-15 finish at Talladega and seventh in the past eight plate races. Who knew?
The opinions expressed are solely of the writer.
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Tough week for NASCAR with actions of Smoke, fans
By Tom McCarthy, NASCAR.COM
Excluding those occasions when people have died in competition, this may well have been NASCAR's all-time worst week.
It all began innocently enough last Saturday night when Tony Stewart was a no-show at the Subway Fresh Fit 500 post-race news conference. Now while that act certainly got under the skin of NASCAR and put a burr under the saddle of a few journalists, it was by no means a show-stopper. It was simply a matter of Tony not being ready to make nice while being mad at ... something.
After Sunday passed with no word, we all kind of got the feeling that something big was going to go down on Tony's satellite radio show Tuesday night.
Big? Try nuclear.
Imagine NASCAR's dismay as one of its wildly popular and most influential personalities -- not to mention a two-time Cup champion -- calls its very integrity into question by accusing it of manipulating the outcome of races and comparing it to professional wrestling.
Hello, NORAD?
As Tony learned early Friday morning, you shouldn't mess with the tail of a tiger unless you're prepared to deal with its teeth. Clearly he wasn't. Never before have I seen Tony as contrite as he was speaking to the press following his Friday morning coffee with Mike Helton, John Darby and Robin Pemberton.
E-mail me all you want about how you think the new-school NASCAR is sucking the personality out of the sport. But before you do, ask yourself if old-school Bill France Jr. would have waited until Friday to put a professional wrestling smackdown on Tony? Or would Bill France Jr. have not suspended Tony outright for at least one race?
Considering the billions of dollars in television broadcast rights and race team sponsorships that such accusations put at risk (not to mention your and my loyalties to the sport), Tony got away relatively unscathed.
On a more fundamental level, NASCAR also came face-to-face this week with what I think is a greater threat to its long-term viability, that being the three-headed monster that was Talladega Superspeedway, Jeff Gordon and Dale Earnhardt Day. It was the perfect storm that everyone saw coming.
Let's start with the beer can throwing morons at the root of it all. How long do you suppose the sport can survive in its present state when all hell breaks loose every time one of its once and future champions has the gall to win in your almighty presence?
How personally satisfying it must be to hit racecars, race stewards, or the random woman in the grandstands in front of you with full cans of beer. You don't listen to Dale Earnhardt Jr. urging you to stop. You don't listen to your fellow fans telling you to stop. You certainly don't listen to law enforcement or track officials. Your parents must be so proud.
If a moron will throw a tall boy onto the track at the conclusion of a race, is it that absurd to imagine him throwing one during a race? Is it only a matter of time before that happens? Probably.
Let's do the math. Knowing that force = mass x acceleration, a 16 oz. can of beer striking an ideal blow to a car going 200 miles per hour hits with the force of about 2,000 lbs.
"Yeah, that'll teach that pretty boy."
I don't want to speculate on the injury that would cause a driver, but I will speculate on what that would do to the race at Talladega. At worst, it would expose NASCAR and ISC to crippling lawsuits and the track would close. It would scare away the Nextels, the DuPonts, the Budweisers and the Fox Broadcasting Companies of the world. NASCAR racing as we know it would end.
At best, it would mean increased ticket prices to offset higher event insurance and security costs. Plus, it would mean the end of bringing your own beer to the track. That alone would cause anarchy.
Either way, a huge portion of the fan base would walk away from the sport out of sheer embarrassment.
Do you for a minute think that NASCAR's lawyers haven't already thought this through?
To those who were part of the ass-hattery at Talladega, or sympathize with them, I ask this simple question: If the honchos at NASCAR can put a guy like Tony Stewart so firmly in his place, what makes you think that their plan for all NASCAR fans would be any less fierce?
To the rest of us, I ask: Are we as fans strong enough to prevent the crazies among us from ruining the greatest ongoing sporting experience we've ever known?
NASCAR and its fans are at something of a crossroads these days. One thing's for sure, things cannot stay the way they currently are.
The opinions expressed are solely of the writer.
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- Dale Earnhardt Jr.
NASCAR ON TV THIS WEEK
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Final Practice: Nextel Cup Series Crown Royal/Jim Stewart 400 |
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Qualifying: Busch Series Circuit City 250 |
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Qualifying: Nextel Cup Series Crown Royal/Jim Stewart 400 |
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Busch Series Circuit City 250 (Richmond) |
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Well, that's all for today. Until the next time, I remain,
Your Nascar Momma
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
"Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up there and eat that candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt 1998
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