The new home for fans of Minnesota Twins power-hitting lefty, 1B Justin Morneau:
--"He's a hockey player. He equates physical punishment with love. When he's feeling lonely, he closes the car door on his hand."
[Note: Justin does not read this list, so please don't leave personal messages for him here. Sorry. If he did come here, we'd be the first to blurt it from the nearest mountaintop.]
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