"You have the lung capacity of a pea."
"Uhhhhh...peas don't have lungs."
"Exactly!!!!!"
The two parties will remain anonymous, but they know who they are.
I will, however give a hint. One of the parties was also involved in
this gem:
"I want you to run splits of x, y, and z. Okay?"
"Sure." "No problem." "Got it coach."
"Hey coach? Whatsa split?"