Last year, pirates invaded Lake Worth, Florida. During the city's annual4th of July Raft Race, kayakers flying the Jolly Roger interfered with the race, preventing Kiwanis from gaining their 5th straight victory and generally causing much mayhem and comic relief. The pirates were then flagged down by City Mayor Jeff Clemens and awarded the"Crowd Pleaser" prize for favorite raft.
I'm happy to say that the PIRATES HAVE BEEN INVITED back this year by organizers and city officials.
This is what I'd like to do:
The Downtown Jewel Neighborhood Association (of which I am Secretary and Raft Race
Chair)would like to call its raft the Maersk Alabama, and I'd like to
seea pitched battle (using water cannons this time, NO contact,
please!)between some "Somali" pirates and some Arrrrrrh-type pirates
over the raft.
SERIOUS
racers will still be able to get around us. They will be presented
with a coupon they can redeem for a sense of humor at the end of the
race.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO PLAY. I may be able to conjure some extra kayaks/canoes as some of us, like me, willbe on neighborhood association rafts
Below is the body of the email I received from Lion Face First regarding the arrangements for his father Quicker Picker Upper. If you can attend, please do. Please pass this on to anyone who might want to know that is not on any of the hash email lists above.
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Gentlemen,
I would like to announce funeral services for my father. The main one, a memorial service, will take place at St. Simon's-on-the-Sound Episcopal Church in Fort Walton Beach, Florida at 11:00 AM on Monday, June 8. A second one for the actual placement of Lou's remains in the columbarium in Milledgeville, Georgia, will take place at St. Stephen's Church in that city at 11:00 AM on Wednesday, June 10.
We had to call in quite a few favors,
but Mother Nature really came through for us.
The forecast for Sat 2/21 in Lake
WorthFL, is,
Sunny – Daytime High of 69°F
Overnight low 60°F
Chance of Precipitation 0% It's The 11th
Annual Corned Beef H3
Red Dress Run Weekend Exxxtravaganza!!!
Cum Join Your Hares
Works For Cocks, Pubic Service
Back Door Banana Whore & Anal Inspector
For Some Fun In The Sun In Your Best Red Dress!
Saturday February 21th – Hash Cash $20.00
Happy Hour Begins at 3:00p
Plan 10-15 mins extra time to find a parking spot.
The PACK is away at 4:00p SHARP!!!
No really 4:00p SHARP!
Trail includes:
Beer, Bars, Bands, Fun, Food, & Of Course There'll Be Beer
Starting Location "The Pirate House" 614 1st AveS. Lake Worth, FL33460 You can check out the area at this Mapquest Link http://www.mapquest.com/maps?state=FL&address=614+1st+Ave+S.&zipcode=33460
Please R.S.V.P. to Anal
Inspector
at tjdhhh@hotmail.com
So We Can Plan For Beer & Food!
D'erections
FROM I-95
Exit I-95 at 6th Ave S.
in Lake Worth
and go EAST on 6th
Ave S.
Pass through the light at Dixie
Hwy and go 4 more blocks to "M" Street.
Go NORTH on "M" Street 4 blocks to 2nd
Ave S.
Look for parking at the FirstBaptistChurch
parking lot
at 2nd Ave S.
& "M" St.
OR
On-Street parking in the immediate area.
"The Pirate House" is on the corner of 1st Ave S & K St.
FROM THE TURNPIKE Pay attention here as you're options have changed
Exit the Turnpike at Lake Worth Rd
and go EAST
Go EAST on Lake Worth Rd5 miles to Congress Ave.
Go SOUTH on Congress Ave.
½ mile to 6th Ave S.
Go EAST on 6th Ave S.
2 miles to Dixie Hwy.
Go through the light at Dixie Hwy,
4 more blocks to "M" Street.
Go NORTH on "M" Street to 2nd
Ave S.
Look for parking at the FirstBaptistChurch
parking lot
at 2nd Ave S.
& "M" St.
OR
On-Street parking in the immediate area.
"The Pirate House" is on the corner of 1st Ave S & K St.
The Main Streets in Downtown Lake
Worth
Will Be Closed For The Street Painting Festival
If you are not familiar with downtown Lake
Worth contact Butt Her Balls at 561-309-9455 -OR- Anal Inspector at
561-827-3645
for parking assistance
Bonus Info This Years Red Dress Run will be held in Downtown Lake Worth.
Which is also the weekend of the Lake Worth Street Painting Festival http://www.streetpaintingfestivalinc.org/
Here's a little more info to entice you.
NO DRIVING!
YES, THAT'S CORRECT
NO DRIVING!
Crash or Camp in the downtown L-Dub and you don't have to drive anywhere!
The events will include: Friday Night
Downtown Stumble Saturday Red Dress Run/Pub Crawl
Then The On-After
And Then The On-On-After Sunday Morning
Hangover All-U-Can Eat Mimosa Brunch Sunday Afternoon
Street Painting Festival Stroll/Pub Crawl, which could last well into the
evening hours
There is crash space available here in Lake Worth at
Anal Inspectors' "Dead Lizard Inn"
& Butt Her Balls' & Bloody
Cumsnots' "The DickPound"
Bed space is going fast
There are two tents with queen size air mattresses still available,
also there's plenty of room for your own tents
and as always we can squeeze somebody in on the floors
Contact Anal Inspector at 561-827-3645 for more info.
DowntownLake Worth is a lovely little place
with lots of Bars, Pubs and Restaurants.
AND
Its only 2, yes 2, that's right just TWO blocks from
"The Dick Pound " & "The Dead Lizard Inn"
The beach you ask?
Well, the beach is a short 15 min walk over the bridge from
"The Dead Lizard Inn"
There are also lots of hotels and B&B's available here in the downtown
area.
If you prefer a little more privacy
Good Morning and Greetings from Lake Worth, FL. It's a perfect 69 degrees under clear blue skies as I sit here at my back patio table to invite you all to cum to our event.
What an oppourtunity for a quick run-away weekend to lovely South Florida. Where's Lake Worth you ask. Lake Worth is just south of West Palm Beach Were right off I-95 at Exit #63 and just 12 minutes from the West Palm airport "PBI"
It's The 11th Annual Corned Beef H3 Red Dress Run Weekend Exxxtravaganza!!!
This Years Red Dress Run will be held in Downtown Lake Worth. This is also the weekend of the Lake Worth Street Painting Festival. http://www.streetpaintingfestivalinc.org/
This years events will include: A Friday Night Downtown Stumble The Saturday Red Dress Run A Sunday Morning Hangover All-U-Can Eat Mimosa Brunch Sunday afternoon Street Painting Festival Stroll/Pub Crawl, which could last well into the evening hours
There is crash space available here in Lake Worth at Anal Inspectors "Dead Lizard Inn" & Butt Her Balls & Bloody Cumsnots "The DickPound"
Bed space is going fast but there are two tents with queen size air mattresses still available, also there's plenty of room for your own tents and as always we can squeeze somebody in on the floors
Contact Anal Inspector at 561-827-3645 for more info.
Send your crash space requests to Butt Her Balls at morag@... or Anal Inspector at tjdhhh@...
Here's a little more info to entice you.
NO DRIVING! YES, THAT'S CORRECT NO DRIVING!
DowntownLake Worth is a lovely little place with lots of Bars, Pubs and Restaurants. AND its only 2, yes 2, that's right just TWO blocks from "The Dick Pound " & "The Dead Lizard Inn" The beach you ask? Well the beach is a short 15 min walk over the bridge from "The Dead Lizard Inn"
The weekend of 2/21 is the Lake Worth Street Painting Festival. The streets in Downtown Lake Worth are closed to traffic from Fri Noon till Sun 6pm. Some of the artwork is amazing.
So Cum down and visit us for the weekend.
There are also lots of hotels and B&B's available here in the downtown area. If you prefer a little more privacy
O.K so I've been an incredible procrastinator. here's all the pics from the last few months of my Hashing adventures.
As always if you see something you'd like a full size image of OR you would like something taken down, let me know directly at tjdhhh@...
Albums included are: Hurricane H3 - Nacho Libre Hash, The Pirate Invasion @ The L.W. 4th of July Raft Race, Key West Hemmingway Days '08,
Ground Zero - Wild Oats&FeFu B-Day, Corned Beef H3 Porn Star/Rock Star Hash,Downtown Lake Worth Tabloid Daze '08, Coral Gables Historic District Hash,
Orgy In The Woods '08, Orlando Kilt Hash, Miami Swamp Hash, Halloween Pub Crawl, Hill Country Camp-out.
O.K so I've been an incredible procrastinator. here's all the pics from the last few months of my Hashing adventures.
As always if you see something you'd like a full size image of OR you would like something taken down, let me know directly at tjdhhh@...
Albums included are: Hurricane H3 - Nacho Libre Hash, The Pirate Invasion @ The L.W. 4th of July Raft Race, Key West Hemmingway Days '08,
Ground Zero - Wild Oats&FeFu B-Day, Corned Beef H3 Porn Star/Rock Star Hash,Downtown Lake Worth Tabloid Daze '08, Coral Gables Historic District Hash,
Orgy In The Woods '08, Orlando Kilt Hash, Miami Swamp Hash, Halloween Pub Crawl, Hill Country Camp-out.
O.K so I've been an incredible procrastinator. here's all the pics from the last few months of my Hashing adventures.
As always if you see something you'd like a full size image of OR you would like something taken down, let me know directly at tjdhhh@...
Albums included are: Hurricane H3 - Nacho Libre Hash, The Pirate Invasion @ The L.W. 4th of July Raft Race, Key West Hemmingway Days '08,
Ground Zero - Wild Oats&FeFu B-Day, Corned Beef H3 Porn Star/Rock Star Hash,Downtown Lake Worth Tabloid Daze '08, Coral Gables Historic District Hash,
Orgy In The Woods '08, Orlando Kilt Hash, Miami Swamp Hash, Halloween Pub Crawl, Hill Country Camp-out.
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NEW ORLEANS -- A truck carrying Taaka vodka overturned on an Interstate 10 off-ramp Wednesday morning, spilling liquor across the road.
The eastbound off-ramp from I-10 onto Carrollton Avenue was shut down around 9 a.m. because of the accident. Transportation officials said they expect it to remain closed for several hours.
Weekend of NOV 7-10 2008 The 3rd annual
Hill Country Camp-out Casa de
Patch&Shell, 6030 Allen StMountDora, Fl, 32757 (NW Orlando area)
Use this Mapquest link for d'erections from your house
http://www.mapquest.com/maps?state=FL&address=6030+Allen+St&zipcode=32757 A few
pics from the Hill Country Camp-out `06 http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=df744af.1xadt3kj&x=1&y=e1bade&localeid=en_US
Arrivals welcome after5:00pm on
Friday.
Cum up early and get a good tent spot.
Patch will be tapping the Keg upon first arrivals Friday afternoon.
Come on up for the whole
weekend exxxtravaganza.
FRIDAY
Keg gets tapped after first arrival Midnight shooting star trail
Saturday A.M
- whatever Saturday afternoon Hill Country Hash Vol. III
Trail 2:00p meet - 3:00p pack away
$20.00 gets you Beer, Munchies, Beer, Trail, Beer, Trail, Beer, BBQ Dinner,
Live music and more!!!!!!!!
If you're not camping, there will be ON-ON signs posted for parking.
The start of Saturdays hash is at the open fields on U.S. 441 just SOUTH of Dudley Ave.
Again is you're not camping park at the START location.
If you have special parking needs contact Patch directly at 561-603-2249
Saturday Night
Party till the wee hours
of the morning.
Maybe Urine Trouble will do another demonstration of the true powers of gravity
Sunday Orlando
Biko-Psycho H3
2:00p meet – Hare away 2:30p
Bring your Bike and ride the trail !!!
Monday Mosquito CountyH3
Starting location is the Publix plaza at West Rd & Ocoee Apopka Rd.
Exit #26 off the 429.
West
1/4 mile to the bottom of the hill.
Weekend of NOV 7-10 2008 The 3rd annual Hill Country Camp-out Casa de Patch&Shell, 6030 Allen St, Mount Dora,Fl, 32757 (NW Orlando area) Use this Mapquest link for d'erections from your house http://www.mapquest.com/maps?state=FL&address=6030+Allen+St&zipcod=32757 A few pics from the Hill Country Camp-out `06 http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=df744af.1xadt3kj&x=1&y=e1bade&localeid=en_US
Arrivals welcome after5:00pm onFriday. Cum up early and get a good tent spot. Patch will be tapping the Keg upon first arrivals Friday afternoon. Come on down for the whole weekend 4 day exxxtravaganza.
FRIDAY Keg gets tapped after first arrival Midnight shooting star trail
Saturday A.M - whatever Saturday afternoon Hill Country Hash Vol. III Trail 2:00p meet - 3:00p pack away $20.00 gets you Beer, Munchies, Beer, Trail, Beer, Trail, Beer, BBQ Dinner,Live music and more!!!!!!!! If you're not camping, there will be ON-ON signs posted for parking! Saturday Night - - - - >Live music with Gnarly Fingers< - - - -
And party till the wee hours of the morning. Maybe Urine Trouble will do another demonstration of the true powers of gravity
Sunday OrlandoBiko-Psycho H3 2:00p meet – Hare away 2:30p Bring your Bike and ride the trail !!!
Monday MosquitoCounty H3 Starting location is the Publix plaza at West Rd & Ocoee Apopka Rd.
Exit #26 off the 429. West 1/4 mile to the bottom of the hill.
Hare – Anal Inspector - 6:30p Meet for 7:00p Hare Away
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