The Scuba Cruise Hash 2001 Hash Trash is now online!!!
http://skydivehasher.com/scubacruise/01trash.htm

Registration is now open for the Scuba Cruise Hash 2002.  Dates are
September 20-30.  Registration is limited to 22 people.  Don't get left
at the dock, register now!
http://skydivehasher.com/scubacruise

The Scuba Cruise Hash is a seven day liveaboard scuba/hashing/drinking
cruise on a 65' sailboat.  We depart Miami and sail to the Bahamas
around the Bimini Chain of islands.  Great diving and lots of beer.
This year's trip is only $789 which includes all meals and beer.  It's
the most fun and the best value you'll find in scuba liveaboards.  And
you're on a boat full of hashers.  Before the trip we hash with Miami H3
for their annual South Beach Pub Crawl.  After the trip we head down to
Key West for three more days of partying with the Southernmost Hash.  It
doesn't get any better than this.

On On
Early Withdrawal

Due to a schedule conflict, the Skydive Hash has been moved to April 6.
I know it's also the 5 Cool People Hash, but it's the only weekend
that's available.  Hope to see some of y'all there!!

http://skydivehasher.com/skydivehash/index.htm

On On
Early Withdrawal

Hey all!!

After skydiving through ice crystals last year and getting harassed by
hunters the year before, the Skydive Hash has been moved to Saturday
March 30, 2002.  The weather should be much warmer, we'll have more
daylight, and we won't have to worry about some redneck bubba
threatening us with his shotgun.  But due to the later date, we'll have
to pay a little more.  Tandem jumps will be $125.  That's still a
bargain, since it's regularly $175.  Skydiving will start at 9am and the
hash will start about 5pm.  You must pre-register for a tandem so we'll
know how many tandemasters to have.  If you don't want to skydive, come
out and enjoy the action.  There is space for your RV or tent, or just
bring a sleeping bag and crash in the clubhouse.  We'll be partying all
night long.

Info and registration form can be found here:
http://www.skydivehasher.com/skydivehash

On On & Blue Skies,
Early Withdrawal

Come one, come all (I love it when we all get to
come)!

Anyway, Wednesday lunch is at Big Apple Bagel on Eglin
Parkway in Shalimar at 11:30.

Hope you can all come,
-FIRE

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We’ve been notified by Building Security that there
have been 4
suspected terrorists working at our office. Three of
the four
have been apprehended.

Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, and Bin Drinkin have been
taken into
custody. Security advised us that they could find no
one fitting
the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin,
in the
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like he’s Bin
Workin will be very easy to spot.

Security Update:
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Workin, but
I have heard of another one called Bin Hidin, who has
friends
known as Bin Lyin, Bin Cheatin, and Bin Cryin.
The last three are not of any danger to the U. S.,
except that
they make you want to listen to country music.

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PCH3 Bitchday hash is 10 nov. at 3 pm at the Bonita Bay rec area just east
of the Tyndall Bridge on 98. I (LOUDBLOODYBITCH) am celebrating my bitchday,
college graduation, and departure for Saudi with over 100 bucks in catered
food and a keg at personal expense so the big even will be only $5!!!! Since
PCH3 blows off the GM's Bday every year it would only serve them right if
other panhandle hashers showed up and ate all thier food!!! Dress warm for
the circle up after the run!

Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everett
Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local
golf course.
      Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix,
Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in
the machine.    Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante
by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place,
thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism.
    Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed
and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of
the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his
testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest
link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one
testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball
washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it
was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating
machinery inside.
    To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he
had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance
himself.
    Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining
two were asked to leave the course.

Many hashes around the country are have hares get
arrested, hazmat teams show up etc.  To prevent this
from  happening to us locally, I suggest that for the
long term hare color thier flour with jello or line
chaulk or something simular.  This should prevent
people from freaking out over our fun.  I would also
recomend using sidewalk chaulk instead of drywall for
intersextions, harrow's, pack arrows, and the like.

ON-ON
PT

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Sounds like a valid disaster to me......when do we meet?

Lips

HOOCH DEATH TOLL REACHES 25


Madras, Oct. 7
The death toll from a batch of illicitly brewed liquor in Tamil Nadu
reached 25 on Sunday with 30 people still in hospital in critical
condition.

Forensic tests had shown that the vIctims consumed pure methyl or
industrial alcohol (methanol), served to them on Friday night at an
illicit bar on the outskirts of Madras, Deputy Inspector General of
Police K. Rajendran said.

"Anyone who drank two glasses or more immediately developed
dizziness, complained of blurred vision and began vomiting violently
and their families rushed them to the hospitals," Rajendran told
Reuters.

He said police were hunting for the husband-wife couple suspected of
having brewed the moonshine. Dozens of poor people die in India every
year after consuming cheap local brews, often laced with poisonous
substances such as methyl alcohol, rectified spirit and varnish,
which are added to provide a quick "high".

Last month, at least 11 people, including some wedding revellers,
died after consumifg a local brew near Madras. More than fifty people
died in Estonia last month after drinking moonshine distilled from
methyl alcohol, which is used for industrial purposes and is highly
poisonous if consumed.

Last November nearly 100 people died in Kenya's capital, Nairobi,
after drinking a deadly home-brewed liquor laced with metHanol. A
further 400 people were taken po hospital and some lost their sight,
an effect of acute alcohol poisoning that spawned the
expression "blind drunk". (Reuters)

Every U down in Uville liked U.S. a lot,
  But the Binch, who lived Far East of Uville, did not.
  The Binch hated U.S! the whole U.S. way!
  Now don't ask me why, for nobody can say,
  It could be his turban was screwed on too tight
  Or the sun from the desert had beaten too bright.
  But I think that the most likely reason of all
  May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

  But, Whatever the reason, his heart or his turban,
  He stood facing Uville, the part that was urban.
  "They're doing their business," he snarled from his perch.
  "They're raising their families! They're going to church!
  They're leading the world, and their empire is thriving,
  I MUST keep the S's and U's from surviving!

  Tomorrow, he knew, all the U's and the S's,
  Would put on their pants and their shirts and their dresses.
  They'd go to their offices, playgrounds and schools,
  And abide by their U and S values and rules.
  And then they'd do something he liked least of all,
  Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small,
  Would stand all united, each U and each S,
  And they'd sing Uville's anthem, "God bless us! God bless!"
  All around their Twin Towers of Uville, they'd stand,
  and their voices would drown every sound in the land.

  "I must stop that singing," Binch said with a smirk,
  And he had an idea--an idea that might work!
  The Binch stole some U airplanes in U morning hours,
  And crashed them right into the Uville Twin Towers.
  "They'll wake to disaster!" he snickered, so sour.
  "And how can they sing when they can't find a tower?"

  The Binch cocked his ear as they woke from their sleeping,
  All set to enjoy their U-wailing and weeping.
  Instead he heard something that started quite low,
  And it built up quite slow, but it started to grow--
  And the Binch heard the most unpredictable thing...
  And he couldn't believe it--they started to sing!

  He stared down at U-ville, not trusting his eyes,
  What he saw was a shocking, disgusting surprise!
  Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small,
  Was singing! Without any towers at all!
  He HADN'T stopped U-Ville from singing! It sung!
  For down deep in the hearts of the old and the young,
  Those Twin Towers were standing, called Hope and called Pride,
  And you can't smash the towers we hold deep inside.

  So we circle the sites where our heroes did fall,
  With a hand in each hand of the tall and the small,
  And we mourn for our losses while knowing we'll cope,
  For we still have inside that U-Pride and U-Hope.

  For America means a bit more than tall towers,
  It means more than wealth or political powers,
  It's more than our enemies ever could guess.
  So may God bless America! Bless us! God bless!

All,

The main part of those emails was actually a song
callet "The Americans" written and recorded around
1975, by a canadian by the name of Brian McGregor.
While it is still true and most likely will always be
true, it is not new.

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Due to the recent events, there is another spot open for a couple or a
single on the Scuba Cruise Hash.  For more info, go to
http://www.skydivehasher.com/scubacruise

Call or email for more information.
kenny@...
850-582-7282

On On
Early Withdrawal

VIRUS ALERT
There is a W95/Sircam.worm@mm virus running through the world right
now.
Sircam worm invades through an infected attachment that has two file
extensions, such as:     .doc.jpg    or .doc.exe
What happens, is that the virus infects your system with two
programs, the first changes your sys setup, the other allows only it
to enable .exe files.
There is a fix if you are running virus scan software like MacAfee or
Norton.  Go to website and get the SirCam removal tool....

The removal tool will delete the infected files and rewrite to your
registies so that the system runs correct again.

NEVER open the two extension file attachments.

This thing came in an email from a friend, because the worm attacks
your address book and can replicate itself WITHOUT the person knowing
it is even sending.

THIS IS NO HOAX.  My system went from pentium 533 to about COmmodore
64 overnight.

LivingProof
gary bryson
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removal tool
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Hi! How are you?

I send you this file in order to have your advice

See you later. Thanks

Hash Attention!

Hi to all our fellow Hashers!

Now that we have your attention, we're sending out this invitation to
be sure that you will cum to Canal Entry & Oils Well's first hash
trail in the Panhandle area.

Cum join us for Canal Entry's T&A H3 Birthday Hash Run to celebrate
all August Birthday Hashers.

When: Saturday, August 11, 2001 at 5:00

Where: Fort Braden Community Park

Directions:
From Tallahassee & Westbound I-10: South on Capital Cir. NW to Hwy.
20.  Go West 9.9 miles.  Fort Braden Community Park will be on the
North (right) side.  West of the Fort Braden Equestrian Trails.

From Panama City: Hwy. 231 North to Hwy. 20 East to approximately 16
miles East of Hosford.  Fort Braden Community Park will be on the
North (left) side.

From I-10 Eastbound: Take the Quincy/Lake Talquin exit, also Hwy. 267
exit.  Travel south on Hwy. 267 to Hwy. 20.  Go East to Fort Braden
Community Park will be on the North (left) side.

This is an all shiggy trail.  Bring bug spray, whistle, and compass.

           Italian Buffet & Premium Beer On-After

Happy Hump Day,

I wanted to invite you to my house next Thursday
night, July 26, 2001.  I will be having an Open House
from 6:30 – 8:30pm.  As a new consultant, I will be
showcasing some of the Pampered Chef products and
recipes. I will provide food samples, which will prove
to you that even I can cook :-)  Though children are
welcome, there will be some people drinking alcoholic
beverages.  Please bring your beverage of choice and
stop by to have some fun.

5 Shady Lane
Mary Esther, FL 32569
(850) 301-3550

Shady Lane is near the corner of HWY 98 & Mary Esther
Cutoff across from the Animal Hospital of the Emerald
Coast.  You need to be traveling East on HWY 98 to
turn into the street, and it will be the last right
before the light at Mary Esther Cutoff.  My house is
the third one on the right.  If the driveway is full
you can use the one at the next house 7 Shady Lane or
across from that at 8 Shady Lane.  There is no parking
allowed on the grass or street.

See you next Thursday,
Stacy Olson
aka: Fire in the Hole


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As contact for your hash or being listed as a hasher here in the
South, please pass this on to your next hash and YOUR LOCAL HASH
EMAIL LIST as soon as possible.  (If you are not in the South
anymore, disregard and send an update to GT about where you are
hashing now, info, etc.)

Thanks,
Stray Dog

LAST CHANCE FOR THE WORLD HHH EVENT HELD RIGHT HERE IN THE
SOUTHEAST...
6 - 8 July 2001
The last deadline has come and gone, but since everyone here in the
Southeast is close enough to get their money to us on time, I am
extending the deadline.  Here are the new prices.  Participants MUST
BE REGISTERED prior to the event, so register on-line, email for info
or call.  Please pass it on to everyone in your hash.  Thanks.

FEES - (started at US$15.95!)
* With haberdashery: $79.95 (sorry, T-shirt & sizes limited, but
plenty other stuff)
* Without: $59.95 all weekend
* $39.95 if you volunteer a couple hours to help out as assigned
* $10 Fri only
* $20 Sat only
* $15 Sun only
But, you must hurry before it is too late to sign up for the first
World Family Interhash! Registrations on-line only at this point,
unless you register by express mail and call or email to let us know
you are registering late.

World invitational family hash sponsored by Global Trash at the
Saturday site of the first USA Nash Hash which is on beautiful
riverside grounds.
Stray Dog and Princess invite you out for another great weekend on the
river. Fee (listed on form below) gets free camping from 4 - 9 July;
hot meals Fri evening, Sat & Sun breakfast, lunch and dinner (GT Hash
does not run out of food!); all the beer and softies you can drink; T-
shirt and great goodies; at least three hashes, some hared live by
Stray Dog and some shorter dead hare trails. Families are invited and
the hash is dog friendly (if kept on a leash). To register, fill out
the form below and send it if by credit card or print the filled-out
form and send check or mo with form.
Bank transfer info below
Accomodations: Free primitive camping from 4 - 9 July (come early and
fish and sitesee). Camping is highly recommended and, for those
traveling from far, there will be communal tents and floor space
designated for those who request it so you can stay on site free
(bring a sleeping bag or let us know if you can't and we'll try to
get some bedding up for you). Currently, there is plenty of floor
space available. However, you can get a discount at the Best Western
Inn of Riverside by mentioning "Hash House Harriers" at a rate
of US$65 King or Double bed, $59 for one bed (tel: [1]205 338-3381).
It is located at exit 162 of I-20 where US78 intersects, Riverside,
AL.

Early Arrivals: If you plan to come earlier than the 6th, please give
us the dates. The annual Atlanta Peachtree 10K "R***" is on the 4th
and some of you may want to carpool it up there for the associated
Atlanta pub crawl. There will be a pay your own way pub crawl in
Birmingham on the evening of the 5th (we'll probably car/van pool to
that from the site. Friday evening will see a midnight torchlight
hash (with clothes on, what a novel idea! - this is a family hash.)

Family Vacation/More information on the venue will be given you with
your registration packet after we receive your fee, but you will find
the area quite attractive for a family vacation. The site is located
15 minutes from the famous Talledega International Speedway and the
Motorsports Hall of Fame museum, 40 minutes from Birmingham with
great pubs and other attractions to include the Civil Rights
Institute Museum, the theme park Visionland, Motorcyle museum and
other sites. About 90 miles away you can visit the Huntsville Space
Center where they build the rockets, as well as part of the
International Space Station. But the biggest attraction for Stray Dog
being stuck way the hell out here is the Coosa River which is right
at the campsite, the upper end of Logan Martin Lake. Bring your
fishing gear and you should have no trouble landing fish right in the
backyard of Global Trash - worms provided free.

World Invitational Family Hash/GT Hash VII Registration Form
Payment Options: (Methods now limited, read below carefully.)
* Option One - Pay by US$ check/mo on U.S. bank, print this form and
send it made out to:
Global Trash,
402 Wendy Circle,
Ragland, AL 35131 USA.
Call or email to let us know it is coming at this point and one week
or more before, use priority mail in U.S., express mail from outside
the U.S. including APO/FPO. No checks after one week before.
* Option Two - Pay by bank transfer. Sorry, this option now closed,
no bank transfers after this point, GT will not be responsible for
them.
* Option Three - Pay by credit card: (This option open until 5 July
2001.)
MasterCard/Visa No or "Bank Transfer" & date:

More details, directions, on-line registration etc. at the following
site:
http://www.gthhh.com/gthash/reg.htm

Hey, ya'll come on down, ya hea' !

Cheers and On On
Stray Dog
Global Trash
402 Wendy Circle
Ragland, AL  35131 USA
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Toll-Free From U.S./Canada: [1]800 736-4274 (PenHash)
All Others tel/fax:  [1]205 472-4274 (HsaHasH)

Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had been
pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. So, he brought her to the
doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, "Hey,
Bubba! You just had you a son!"
Ain't dat grand! Bubba got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke
up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a
little girl. He said, "Hey, Bubba! You got you a daughter!"
She a pretty lil ting, too... Bubba got kind of puzzled by this, and then
the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then
delivered another boy and said, "Bubba, you just had youself another boy!"
When Bubba and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down
with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we ran out of
Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
She said, "Yeah, I do."
Bubba said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-40!"

Lost Puppy suggested that we disaster hash in honor of tropical storm
Allison.   Didn't want to make him out to be without hashing, so......
hash will be

Friday
7:30 PM
Wolverine Park softball fields
Valparaiso


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Proof

Tish Mason---Siete Cerveza and Disaster hasher is moving to Colorado.
She is putting her stuff in storage and needs assistance.  Anyone not
busy on Thursday morning would be welcome.....
Bangs the Queen will be there as well

email her if you can help.....she will give directions
        britewhite33@...

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I don't normally spam....but this was way too good a finish line....

Way down in dat old swamp land known as Louisiana,
Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time and
finally the time had come.  So, he brought her to the
doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby and pretty
soon he deliver a little boy.

The doctor looked over at Bubba & said, "Hey, Bubba!  You
just had you a son!  Aint dat grand?"

Bubba got excited by this but just then the doctor spoke up and
said, "Hold on!  We ain't finished yet!"  The doctor then
delivered a little girl and he said, "Hey, Bubba!  You got you a
daughter, too!  She a pretty li'l t'ing!"

Bubba got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said,
"Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"  The doctor then
delivered another boy.

When Bubba & his wife went home with their three children,
he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember
dat night what we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use
dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"

She said, "Yeah, Bubba, I do."

Bubba then said, "Man, it's a damn good t'ing we
didn't use no WD-40!"

The annual BH4 Red Dress Hash will take place on February 10 at 3pm.
Start location is the Bayfront Auditorium at the Foot of Palafox
Street. The cost for this hash is 20 clams and includes beer, shirt,
beer, food, beer, music, beer, dancing, beer, and nudity? The hares
for this hash are Pussy Galore and Peter Pressure. Wear your finest
Red Dress and other unmentionables and prepare for a night of drunken
debauchery. For those of you cumming from out of town the hash hotel
is the Seville Inn. The phone # is 850-433-8331 and the cost is 44
Dollars a night. Mention the Red Dress Run. If you have any questions
call Dances With Poles at 432-8318 or Peter Pressure at 433-8964.
See you there . ON-ON

Scratchy Scrotum

http://web2.airmail.net/hashdfw/txih2001/index.html

The TX interhash -- not to be confused with the Interamerica's Interhash --
has just been announced.  Dates  March 30-April 1 2001.

COST:  $69 through Jan 15, increases incrementally to $129.  The first 3 out
of state hashers from each state can register for $20.01.  See the web page
for details.

ON ON
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7 July 2001 		 Hashing with the Bulls Correr con Los Toros

I am beginning to plan a trip to Pamplona Spain for the Fiesta de San Fermin
in 2001.  If you are unfamiliar with this event it is one of the worlds
biggest and wildest parties and has been for hundreds of years.  It is
commonly referred to as the Running of the Bulls!  Right now I am looking to
see if anyone else out there would be interested going or has been there
before.


        A life without risk or experience is a life worth not living
					          HL Mouse


       Many people make the mistake of thinking they need to run faster than
the bull.  This is not the case - you just need to run faster than at least
one other person.
					         HL Mouse


Recommended Reading:  The Sun Also Rises . E. Hemingway - If you can manage
to wade through the "love story" aspect and the pathetic characters of the
two male figures Jake and Robert, and a party chick with a morally casual
sexual attitude named Brett, you get a good description of the Fiesta of San
Fermin.  At any rate the book is about a few American expatriates in Paris
during the 1920's that plan and execute a trip to the Running of the Bulls.
There are descriptions of traditions and events that are almost identical to
this day.



Uno de Enero
Dos de Febrero
Tres de Marzo
Quatro de Abril
Cinco de Mayo
Seis de Junio
Siete de Julio ………..San Fermin

At any rate if you might be interested - Please send me an email - It would
be nice to be able to put together a fairly good size group of Americanos.

On-On
HL Mouse

Siete Cerveza, Siete de Julio….. Coincidence?  I think not!

Este cerveza es la penultima.



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Here's the nos. to get hold of the guys with the
Red Dress photos.


Bob Lawrence at 569-0989 or Caslo at 866-0876


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Knave's Bitch
Big Easy H3

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