Quotable Quotes

Somebody put on some music, I’m tired of listening to me talking. 

I replaced it with something smarter.

Yeah, but he farts when he cums. 

I’m driving Miss Dixie.

I win! 

That looks familiar.

(Friday night) I have a boat, (Saturday)I lost my boat

Screaming O's - yeah that's a good thing

No officer, it's a Pepsi can.

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It's a pity fuck, somebody had to do it. 

(Monday morning phone call) I can't come to work today, my fish has a bad fin and he has to go to the vet.

Jello shots, it's the new beer.

 

Lessons learned.

Don't put the lightning game in your underwear. 

Even the cops will pay Senior a dollar to go away.

You snooze, you lose. 

Hashers sing Christmas carols just a bad in June as December.

Cum on me once shame on you, cum on me twice shame on me.

Tent shakers are sometimes the shakees

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